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| Chang |
![]() Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:25 pm |
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 • Chuck Norris, Defender of the Small Guy 
Companion • Man
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance:6
Defender +2. Damage +1.
Chuck Norris is strength +1 for each minion you can spot.
The shadow archery total is 0.
”The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain”
0UR1
ok, he is cheese, broken, call it what you may. But honestly, Chuck Norris is the Man’s Man. he is the best ever. he is defender +2 cuase he can take on anyone and everyone at the same time. just watch walker..or octagon, or sidekicks...... he is damage +1 cuase no one, NO One, can withstand a round house kick to your face. He only seems to get stronger as more bad guys come out, so that explain the first part of his text. He never gets shot, or uses guns...ever. so that explains the second part. he is UR (Ultra Rare) cuase LOTR doesn’t use that symbol.
I photo shoped a actually card, but can’t post it. PM me if you want to see it. |
Chang
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
![]() Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:07 pm |
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 Here’s a better Chuck. He’s much more broken. 
 •Chuck Norris, Master of the Roundhouse Kick
Companion•Chuck Norris
Strength: 0
Vitality: Infinite
Resistance: 10
Enduring. To play, remove every burden and heal the Ringbearer up to 4 times.
Maneuver: Exert Chuck to discard a card from play. You may take the next Maneuver action.
Sauron wanted the Ring, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him into the Void. |
| "ok, change of plans. the Cobracards christmas party is coming to my house, and we’re gunna teach FM how to hunt." (mm) |
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| Chang |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:22 am |
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| sickofpalantirs |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:42 am |
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CarpeGuitarrem wrote: Here’s a better Chuck. He’s much more broken.
•Chuck Norris, Master of the Roundhouse Kick
Companion•Chuck Norris
Strength: 0
Vitality: Infinite
Resistance: 10
Enduring. To play, remove every burden and heal the Ringbearer up to 4 times.
Maneuver: Exert Chuck to discard a card from play. You may take the next Maneuver action.
Sauron wanted the Ring, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him into the Void.
all i can say is LOL
who is chuck norris? |
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| Chang |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:27 pm |
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you don’t know who chuck norris is? go to google. type in chuck norris. read every website you find. |
Chang
MSN: ensigndan@hotmail.com
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:00 pm |
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Poor SoP. |
| "ok, change of plans. the Cobracards christmas party is coming to my house, and we’re gunna teach FM how to hunt." (mm) |
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| sickofpalantirs |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:55 pm |
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Chang wrote: ....
you don’t know who chuck norris is? go to google. type in chuck norris. read every website you find.
oK lets see...i googled it. |
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(mm)"SoP: you will always be the Official CC Spammer in my heart"
"DáinIronfoot"
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| Guest |
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 •Chuck Norris, No Secondary Title Needed [Norris]
Strength: 16
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 4
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Any shadow player can play any minion from their respective draw deck. Believe me, they’ll need all the help they can get.
Chuck Norris is strength +3 and defender +1 for each minion you can spot. Chuck Norris cannot be overwhelmed. |
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| bibfortuna25 |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:07 pm |
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Here’s an interesting statistic:
Ever since Chuck Norris was born, back in 1940, fatalies from roundhouse kicks have increased by 300%.
Coincidence? |
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
![]() Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:24 pm |
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theOmnipotentOne wrote: •Chuck Norris, No Secondary Title Needed [Norris]
Strength: 16
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 4
Companion
Any shadow player can play any minion from their respective draw deck. Believe me, they’ll need all the help they can get.
Chuck Norris is strength +3 and defender +1 for each minion you can spot. Chuck Norris cannot be overwhelmed.
Bill Ferny shall beat Chuck Norris! |
| "ok, change of plans. the Cobracards christmas party is coming to my house, and we’re gunna teach FM how to hunt." (mm) |
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