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AgentDrake
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:01 am
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
Well, since I’ll be the only one with Ringed Resistance, starting me at 0 shouldn’t be a problem.


NBarden wrote:
OMG! I can’t believe you remembered that quote.

That was when I was a little lacking in tact. Like...

"THE OTHER TEAM IS CHEATING!"

Yeah....okay, first year. Razz

I’d like to see a Caitlin one. Twisted Evil

BTW, the AD ring-bearer can be started as NOT the ring-bearer for 0, as worded now.


Got her and her brother for ya.

Actually, I pulled that quote off the "Creation vs Evolution" thread. I had forgotten that you actually said that in a round. Laughing

Here’s a few more Black and Shire ones:

2 *Conan Raymonds, Disaster Black
Minion – Debater
Strength 2
Vitality 4
Site 5
Damage +1.
This minion is strength +1 for each threat, burden, and twilight token you can spot.
“‘We lost to Conan? I think I’ll go kill myself…!’”


12 *Darth Raymonds, Dark Lord(ess) of the Sith Black
Minion – Debater
Strength 14
Vitality 4
Site 5
Fierce. Damage +1. Toil 2.
To play, spot a Black minion.
When you play this minion, you may discard your condition to add a burden.
“‘You realize I’m going to have to kill you now….’” (AQ)

^There you go, NBarden. Version 1 of her.


2 Competent Newbie Shire
Companion – Coworker
Strength 6
Vitality 3
Resistance 5
To play, spot a Shire companion.
Skirmish: Exert this companion to make another Shire companion strength +2.
“‘What? I love the neophytes!’” (AQ)


4 *Clarence, Summer Crew’s Vehicle Shire
Possession – Mount
Strength +2
Vitality +1
Bearer must be a Shire companion
The move limit is +1.
Each time the Fellowship moves, add 1 and each shadow player may draw a card.
They named the van ‘Clarence.’ Go figure.
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NBarden
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:15 am
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5468 Location: I don't know...
AgentDrake wrote:
Well, since I’ll be the only one with Ringed Resistance, starting me at 0 shouldn’t be a problem.


NBarden wrote:
OMG! I can’t believe you remembered that quote.

That was when I was a little lacking in tact. Like...

"THE OTHER TEAM IS CHEATING!"

Yeah....okay, first year. Razz

I’d like to see a Caitlin one. Twisted Evil

BTW, the AD ring-bearer can be started as NOT the ring-bearer for 0, as worded now.


Got her and her brother for ya.

Actually, I pulled that quote off the "Creation vs Evolution" thread. I had forgotten that you actually said that in a round. Laughing

Practice round. I didn’t think you were there...but yeah, I’ve ended with something like that before.

Here’s a few more Black and Shire ones:

2 *Conan Raymonds, Disaster Black
Minion – Debater
Strength 2
Vitality 4
Site 5
Damage +1.
This minion is strength +1 for each threat, burden, and twilight token you can spot.
“‘We lost to Conan? I think I’ll go kill myself…!’”

Its actually Conner. Or Colin. Depending on which brother. The quote cannot be actual for the sole fact that it never happened.

12 *Darth Raymonds, Dark Lord(ess) of the Sith Black
Minion – Debater
Strength 14
Vitality 4
Site 5
Fierce. Damage +1. Toil 2.
To play, spot a Black minion.
When you play this minion, you may discard your condition to add a burden.
“‘You realize I’m going to have to kill you now….’” (AQ)

Add enduring, muster, argument, up the damage to 2, add fangs and a pitchfork...

^There you go, NBarden. Version 1 of her.


2 Competent Newbie Shire
Companion – Coworker
Strength 6
Vitality 3
Resistance 5
To play, spot a Shire companion.
Skirmish: Exert this companion to make another Shire companion strength +2.
“‘What? I love the neophytes!’” (AQ)

Nice. Kinda OP for a 2 companion, especially since it would work with hobbits.

4 *Clarence, Summer Crew’s Vehicle Shire
Possession – Mount
Strength +2
Vitality +1
Bearer must be a Shire companion
The move limit is +1.
Each time the Fellowship moves, add 1 and each shadow player may draw a card.
They named the van ‘Clarence.’ Go figure.

lol.


I’ve got to do one of her...

4 •Caitlin, Egocentric Self-Worshipper Gondor
Companion • Debater
Strength: 12
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 0
Damage +1.
Each other companion is strength -2.
Each time you play a companion, that companion enters play exhausted.
"Well I, at least, can continue to fawn over me" ~(AQ)

Or how about the Caitlin/Colin duo.

3 •Caitlin, The Team Gondor
Companion • Debater
Strength: 10
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
While you cannot spot Colin, Caitlin cannot be assigned to skirmishes.
While you can spot Colin, Caitlin is strength -1 and resistance -1.
"She writes all his speeches for him" -(AQ)

1 •Colin, Necessary Evil Gondor
Companion • Debater
Strength: 7
Vitality: 2
Resistance: 4
While you cannot spot Caitlin, Colin is strength -7.
"I just wanted to tell you all the reason I didn’t break is because I had a really bad tournament." -(AQ)

I’m sorry. I can’t resist. Its so fun to make fun of them.
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AgentDrake
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:57 pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
Tsk, tsk... be nice! Shame on you

heh heh... those are actually pretty good.
"Conan" = Colin. I’m changing all the names on the off chance that someone else I know sees these and next thing I know, a hitman shows up at the front door. Shhh

Sadly, the quote on him, while not word-for-word, is based on an actual event. Their case was so terrible that we couldn’t get through all the problems with it even if we were speedreading. The end result was that we (stupidly) tried to cover every single problem, and ended up looking disorganized and as if we didn’t know what we were talking about. Actually, I also get the feeling the judges didn’t buy the fact that his case would result in a nuclear WWs 3,4, and 5.
As Skyler put it, "Well, if we didn’t win that one, there’s no hope for us."
We didn’t win.

A few more:

4 *Kilometers, Spy Lord Black
Minion – Debater
Strength 8
Vitality 3
Site 2
Corrupted. (This minion may be played regardless of unique Free Peoples cards.) Lurker.
When you play Kilometers, you may remove 2 to look at the Free Peoples Player’s hand.
Skirmish: Exert Kilometers to exert a companion assigned to a skirmish.
Regroup: Discard Kilometers to discard the top card of the Free Peoples’ draw deck.
“‘I don’t know how he finds this stuff out, but he does….’” (AQ)


1 Spike His Oreos! Black
Event – Shadow
Exert a Black minion to make the Free Peoples player exert a companion or add a burden.
I swear; they must have put something in the Oreos. I don’t normally sing parodies of the Gilligan’s Island theme like a drunken dwarf in front of 200 people…

^Don’t ask, and NBarden, if you know what this one is all about, don’t tell anyone. It’s bad enough that someone managed to take a picture of the whole incident.... Embarassed


1 *Brutus, Large Tool Shire
Possession – Hand Weapon
Strength +3
Resistance -1
Bearer must be a Shire companion.
While bearer is Mad Mer or Jesslyn, bearer is damage +1.
“‘Why do you call it ‘Brutus?’ Oh… right.’” (AQ)

^We have a particular tool for chopping out extra corn plants which is basically just a specialized shovel. Brutus is a particular one of those shovels. About two-inch diameter wooden pole with a tiny little metal blade on the end. I asked "Mad Mer" why she called it that, and she showed me the shovel. Looked rather brutal. Sorta like asking why a pig would be named "fatso."


4 *The Convict, The Short-Tempered One Shire
Companion – Coworker
Strength 8
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Damage+1.
While The Convict is bearing a hand weapon, he is strength +2.
At the start of each maneuver phase, you may add a threat to discard a card at random from an opponent’s hand.
"’I hate my co-workers.’" (AQ)

^This is my cousin. He’s not actually a convict, but I used the nickname at some point, and it stuck.
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sickofpalantirs
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:04 pm
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 7750 Location: somwhere, over the rainbow way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
I don’t even want to know about those oreos...
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Gate Troll
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:24 pm
Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 384 Location: Udun Vale, Home of the one and only... Gate Troll!
AgentDrake wrote:


1 Spike His Oreos! Black
Event – Shadow
Exert a Black minion to make the Free Peoples player exert a companion or add a burden.
I swear; they must have put something in the Oreos. I don’t normally sing parodies of the Gilligan’s Island theme like a drunken dwarf in front of 200 people…

lol!
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AgentDrake
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:19 pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
Switching tracks a little, a few Shadow cards of coworkers, and FP debaters...


2 *Shariq, The Terrorist Green
Minion - Coworker
Strength 5
Vitality 3
Site 4
Lurker.
To play, spot a Green card in your support area.
Skirmish: Discard a Green card from hand to make a Green minion strength +1.
Regroup: Exert Shariq twice and remove X threats to discard a companion with vitality X.
"’...has no moral problem with kidnapping a person, demanding ransom, then killing them if you don’t get it.’" (AQ)

^No, seriously. It’s true. Not that anyone was worried about it after working with him for about a week. He couldn’t kidnap a dead rat if he tried.

3 Incompetent Neophyte Green
Minion - Coworker
Strength 6
Vitality 2
Site 3
Fierce.
This minion is strength +1 for each threat you can spot.
Each time this minion wins a skirmish, you may add a threat.
"’Incompetence is the Apocalypse?’" (AQ)


4 *Mad Mer, The Cheerful Sadist Green
Minion - Coworker
Strength 8
Vitality 3
Site 4
Corrupted. (This minion may be played regardless of unique Free Peoples cards.)Fierce.
Each time Mad Mer wins a skirmish, the Free Peoples player must exert a companion or add a burden.
Shadow: Remove 2 and exert Mad Mer to add a threat.
"’How would you rather die...?’" (AQ)

^She’s like the Joker in Batman. Happy and dangerous.



1 Angry Glare Gondor
Event - Skirmish
Make a Gondor companion strength +2 (or +3 if that companion is wounded.)
If that companion wins this skirmish, you may make him or her Damage +1.
"’She’s looking at me again!’" (AQ)

^ Meh. Long story. I’ll get the other cards which go with it up eventually.
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NBarden
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:56 pm
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5468 Location: I don't know...
I love the debate ones. Keep ’em coming.
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AgentDrake
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:12 am
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
Will get some more debate ones soon. For now, 3 work-related weather conditions.

2 *Rain is Coming Green
Condition – Support Area
Weather.
To play, spot a Green minion.
While there are five tokens here, each time the fellowship moves, the Free Peoples player must exert two companions.
Shadow: Exert a Green minion to place a Green token here.
“‘It’s going to start raining… now.’” (AQ)


^And it did start raining, too. Really hard.



2 *Wind Damage Green
Condition – Support Area
Weather.
To play, spot a Green minion.
While there are five tokens here, each site’s Shadow number is +2.
Maneuver: Remove 2 to place a Green token here.
“‘The entire field is blown over on its side!’” (AQ)

^And the quote isn’t even an exaggeration. Every cornstalk in the field had been blown over. Most of it survived (corn is a"maize"ingly resilient stuff) and we had to weed the whole field while it was lying on its side.


2 *Knee-Deep Mud Green
Condition – Support Area
Weather.
To play, spot a Green minion.
While there are five tokens here, each time the Free Peoples player plays a companion, that companion must exert twice.
Shadow: Heal a companion to place a Green token here.
Skirmish: Discard this condition to exert a companion skirmishing a Green minion twice.
“‘So this is what it must’ve been like to be in World War One….’” (AQ)



And these are only the tip of the iceberg as far as weather goes. I’m going to have some (intentionally) pretty broken stuff coming up.
Last edited by AgentDrake on Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:46 pm; edited 1 time in totalNever kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:03 pm
Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 3065 Location: Rivendell
Applause Refreshingly hilarious.

I’d be honored if you did a few on my short run as Incog, when you have the time.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:20 pm
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Or on my even shorter run as Incog...or both of our very short runs as Incog.
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