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NBarden
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:20 pm
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5468 Location: I don't know...
Merry Christmas!

Hey, I just remembered an incident from Medical Malpractice year that was funny.

"You know you always hear about people stopping dead in their tracks and think, ’Oh, artistic license.’ But it actually happens." (AQ)

Interesting story. I was talking to my sister and one of her friends, and was proving that pickles are fruit. Pickles are cucumbers, cucumbers are mellons, mellons are fruit. When I said "therefore, pickles are fruit," Caitlin and another girl who were walking by stopped dead in their tracks, literally, and asked "What?!?!"

So I explained. Can you make a DC using that lore? Very Happy
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Arrow Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation.
CarpeGuitarrem
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:43 pm
Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 3361 Location: Franciscan University of Steubenville
AgentDrake wrote:
Incognito wrote:
your representations are...interesting. I shall look forwards to taking them off your computer when I kill you.


Shocked

[panic]
Someone protect me!!!!!

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

HELP!!! HELPHELPHELP!!!

I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/panic]

Laughing

Well, rest assured, you’re safe now.
"ok, change of plans. the Cobracards christmas party is coming to my house, and we’re gunna teach FM how to hunt." (mm)
Incognito
Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:07 pm
Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 8 Location: You wish you knew.
not for long, if I have anything to say about it.
Incognito. Professional Assassin.

You're next.
AgentDrake
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:27 am
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
NBarden wrote:
Merry Christmas!

Hey, I just remembered an incident from Medical Malpractice year that was funny.

"You know you always hear about people stopping dead in their tracks and think, ’Oh, artistic license.’ But it actually happens." (AQ)

Interesting story. I was talking to my sister and one of her friends, and was proving that pickles are fruit. Pickles are cucumbers, cucumbers are mellons, mellons are fruit. When I said "therefore, pickles are fruit," Caitlin and another girl who were walking by stopped dead in their tracks, literally, and asked "What?!?!"

So I explained. Can you make a DC using that lore? Very Happy


Hey, that’s good. I’ll have to make that for sure. I assume by Caitlin you mean "The Dark Lady, Darth Reynolds"?
Except I would say that pickles used to be fruit, but aren’t anymore. Chemically altered cucumbers.
After all, is wine a fruit? No, but it used to be grapes....

Meh. Whatever.



CarpeGuitarrem wrote:
AgentDrake wrote:
Incognito wrote:
your representations are...interesting. I shall look forwards to taking them off your computer when I kill you.


Shocked

[panic]
Someone protect me!!!!!

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

HELP!!! HELPHELPHELP!!!

I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/panic]

Laughing

Well, rest assured, you’re safe now.


Thak you. Smile


Incognito wrote:
not for long, if I have anything to say about it.



Shocked

[panic]
Someone protect me!!!!!

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

HELP!!! HELPHELPHELP!!!

I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/panic]

Here we go again. Laughing

Be careful, Incog. I know who you are! Twisted Evil


=============================================


All right, a few more just to keep things interesting, all FP Debater cards.
First two go together, and the second two go together.

3 *Micky Anderson, Action Man Gondor
Companion – Debater
Strength 6
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Guard Gondor 2.
To play, spot two Gondor companions.
Skirmish: Exert Micky Anderson and spot your argument with three tokens on it. Return that argument to your hand to exert a minion twice (and reinforce a Gondor token if that minion is a debater.)
“‘We need superhero names!’”

0 Superhero! Gondor
Condition
Bearer must be a debater companion.
Bearer gains Superhero.
Bearer is strength +1 for each other Superhero you can spot.
“‘What? Captain America is dead? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!’”


^Fun guy. We had a little battle between impromptu fan clubs; the superhero fan club vs. the I-forget-what club. I was in both, and everyone knew it. The Superheros thought I was a double-agent for them, and the whatevers thought I was their double agent. Fun times. Anyway, the fanclub is what the condition is all about.
The lores aren’t AQ, beacue I can’t remember what they were word-for-word. Oh well.





4 *Harley Danielport, Dagger-Eyes Gondor
Companion – Debater
Strength 8
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Damage +1. Guard Gondor 2.
Each time Harley Danielport wins a skirmish, you may wound a minion.
At the start of each skirmish involving Harley Danielport, exert each minion she is skirmishing.
“‘Stop staring at me! I can’t take it anymore!’”(AQ)

1 *Hell Hath No Fury… Gondor
Condition
Strength +1
Bearer must be Harley Danielport.
Each minion skirmishing her is strength -1 for each wound on that minion.
“‘[Stifled cry of terror] What was that?!?’ ‘That, my good sir, was a woman scorned.’” (AQ)


^Dagger-Eyes; her superhero (well, super-villain, actually) name. And well-earned. Nearly sent Actionman into a fit just be glaring at him. Heh heh. Fun times. Then one time old-time Decipher Forum’er Willturner2 made some caustic joke. Hence the lore on the condition. The response (That, my good sir...") was my comment.
Never kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true.
NBarden
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:42 am
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5468 Location: I don't know...
AgentDrake wrote:
All right, a few more just to keep things interesting, all FP Debater cards.
First two go together, and the second two go together.

3 *Micky Anderson, Action Man Gondor
Companion – Debater
Strength 6
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Guard Gondor 2.
To play, spot two Gondor companions.
Skirmish: Exert Micky Anderson and spot your argument with three tokens on it. Return that argument to your hand to exert a minion twice (and reinforce a Gondor token if that minion is a debater.)
“‘We need superhero names!’”

I don’t know who this is. But it looks good. I forget what Guard means. Razz

0 Superhero! Gondor
Condition
Bearer must be a debater companion.
Bearer gains Superhero.
Bearer is strength +1 for each other Superhero you can spot.
“‘What? Captain America is dead? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!’”

Funny. And cool.

^Fun guy. We had a little battle between impromptu fan clubs; the superhero fan club vs. the I-forget-what club. I was in both, and everyone knew it. The Superheros thought I was a double-agent for them, and the whatevers thought I was their double agent. Fun times. Anyway, the fanclub is what the condition is all about.
The lores aren’t AQ, beacue I can’t remember what they were word-for-word. Oh well.

4 *Harley Danielport, Dagger-Eyes Gondor
Companion – Debater
Strength 8
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Damage +1. Guard Gondor 2.
Each time Harley Danielport wins a skirmish, you may wound a minion.
At the start of each skirmish involving Harley Danielport, exert each minion she is skirmishing.
“‘Stop staring at me! I can’t take it anymore!’”(AQ)

Oh yeah, I remember her. Funny. Her brother was your debate partner...right?

1 *Hell Hath No Fury… Gondor
Condition
Strength +1
Bearer must be Harley Danielport.
Each minion skirmishing her is strength -1 for each wound on that minion.
“‘[Stifled cry of terror] What was that?!?’ ‘That, my good sir, was a woman scorned.’” (AQ)

Funny.

^Dagger-Eyes; her superhero (well, super-villain, actually) name. And well-earned. Nearly sent Actionman into a fit just be glaring at him. Heh heh. Fun times. Then one time old-time Decipher Forum’er Willturner2 made some caustic joke. Hence the lore on the condition. The response (That, my good sir...") was my comment.
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What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about? Shocked
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Arrow Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation.
NBarden
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:45 am
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5468 Location: I don't know...
AgentDrake wrote:
All right, a few more just to keep things interesting, all FP Debater cards.
First two go together, and the second two go together.

3 *Micky Anderson, Action Man Gondor
Companion – Debater
Strength 6
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Guard Gondor 2.
To play, spot two Gondor companions.
Skirmish: Exert Micky Anderson and spot your argument with three tokens on it. Return that argument to your hand to exert a minion twice (and reinforce a Gondor token if that minion is a debater.)
“‘We need superhero names!’”

I don’t know who this is. But it looks good. I forget what Guard means. Razz

0 Superhero! Gondor
Condition
Bearer must be a debater companion.
Bearer gains Superhero.
Bearer is strength +1 for each other Superhero you can spot.
“‘What? Captain America is dead? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!’”

Funny. And cool.

^Fun guy. We had a little battle between impromptu fan clubs; the superhero fan club vs. the I-forget-what club. I was in both, and everyone knew it. The Superheros thought I was a double-agent for them, and the whatevers thought I was their double agent. Fun times. Anyway, the fanclub is what the condition is all about.
The lores aren’t AQ, beacue I can’t remember what they were word-for-word. Oh well.

4 *Harley Danielport, Dagger-Eyes Gondor
Companion – Debater
Strength 8
Vitality 3
Resistance 6
Damage +1. Guard Gondor 2.
Each time Harley Danielport wins a skirmish, you may wound a minion.
At the start of each skirmish involving Harley Danielport, exert each minion she is skirmishing.
“‘Stop staring at me! I can’t take it anymore!’”(AQ)

Oh yeah, I remember her. Funny. Her brother was your debate partner...right?

1 *Hell Hath No Fury… Gondor
Condition
Strength +1
Bearer must be Harley Danielport.
Each minion skirmishing her is strength -1 for each wound on that minion.
“‘[Stifled cry of terror] What was that?!?’ ‘That, my good sir, was a woman scorned.’” (AQ)

Funny.

^Dagger-Eyes; her superhero (well, super-villain, actually) name. And well-earned. Nearly sent Actionman into a fit just be glaring at him. Heh heh. Fun times. Then one time old-time Decipher Forum’er Willturner2 made some caustic joke. Hence the lore on the condition. The response (That, my good sir...") was my comment.
Exclamation-Trade With MeExclamation
Popcorn Add the popcorn smiley to your sig, help it achieve world domination.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about? Shocked
As I lay in bed staring at the stars last night, I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"
Arrow Spotlight on....Sense of Obligation.
sickofpalantirs
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:25 pm
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 7750 Location: somwhere, over the rainbow way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.
guard means if you can spot a character of the culture they are strength +X

Ie Guard Gondor-2 means if you can spot say aragorn he is strength +2.

and double post Wink
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"DáinIronfoot"
Spammers really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month. And yet, after a hundred years, they can still surprise you. Razz
AgentDrake
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:32 pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
SoP is correct there.

I’ve just spent 2.5 hours desperately searching online for some sort of literary criticism of either the Norse Sagas, or Luo Guanzhong’s Three Kingdoms and come up with almost zilch aside from a few articles and books about the poetic Norse Eddas that cost way too much for me to afford.

Hence:

0 *Essay Topic Due Ring SH
Condition - Support Area
At the start of the Shadow Phase, you may remove 1 to place a Ring token here.
Regroup: Remove 2 and discard this condition to make the Free peoples player discard the top X cards of their draw deck or add X burdens, where X is the number of tokens here (limit 5 cards or 3 burdens.)
What about Three Kingdoms? No, that won’t work. Uh... Beowulf? Already did that. Halo? That’d make my Mom flip....

3 Exhaustively Researched Ring SH
Event - Maneuver
Heal AgentDrake or remove two threats to discard two cards at random from the Free Peoples player’s hand.
The Free Peoples player may add two burdens to prevent this.
Yep. I read all one books which have been written about the topic. Well, written in English, anyways.

1 English Paper Ring FP
Possession - Support Area
To play, exert AgentDrake.
AgentDrake is resistance +1 for each token here (limit +3).
Maneuver: Discard a card from hand to place a Ring token here.
Regroup: Discard this possession to take an argument or Free Peoples condition into hand from your discard pile.
I like to write. I just can’t figure out what to write about.
Never kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true.
NBarden
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:35 pm
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 5468 Location: I don't know...
sickofpalantirs wrote:
guard means if you can spot a character of the culture they are strength +X

Ie Guard Gondor-2 means if you can spot say aragorn he is strength +2.

and double post Wink


Wouldn’t Guard Gondor -2 make them strength -2?

That’d be a cool idea for splash comps.

Anyways, I like the new DCs. They’re cool. I think you should write on Halo.

The lore from English Paper sums up my life.
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AgentDrake
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:22 pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 667 Location: Halfway between eccentric and insane...
...I actually did seriously consider trying to do a paper comparing Master Chief to Captain America.

Then I realized what sort of grade I’ll end up with, and all the scholarship’s I’ve been offered would suddenly vanish. Shocked

And I might just have to use the negative Guard idea on a few splashes. That might very well make some otherwise broken stuff work out really well...
Never kid about politicians. The more bizarre the joke, the more likely it is to come true.

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