Author Topic: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain! (Read 63809 times)

SomeRandomDude · « **on:** May 17, 2008, 01:21:03 PM »

Broken Deck

Event - Fellowship
Spot a

ring-bearer, give

burden removal and play Fortress Never Fallen from your draw deck to make each Rohan companion really big.

Thranduil's note: Split from the neverending DC Chain. Post your joke cards here!

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2008, 01:57:18 PM »

• Useless
Event • Skirmish
Exert Sam to discard Frodo.

~You shall not edit MR. Lurtzy's posts, Lemonhead, moderator or not.~

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:27:00 PM »

Still, could be a nice with Frodo, Frenzied Fighter!

•Wait, I Need My Meatshield Back
Condition • Support Area
Fellowship: Exert Sam to play Frodo from your discard pile.

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM »

Frodo, Meatshield

Companion • Hobbit
strength • 3
vitality • 4
Resistance • 7
Response :If Sam is about to take a wound, exert Frodo to prevent that.
If it is site 9, then place Frodo in the dead pile to make sam invincible. Period no questions asked. If your opponent asks a question say "Chuck power!" to summon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick their face.
"wait I thought I am the ring-bearer Sam"
"Of course not, you couldn't bear an onion ring to Mordor."
"but..."
"now shut up and take arrows for me or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you"

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2008, 05:36:40 PM »

[Chuck Norris Doesn't Have A Cost] Chuck Norris, Doesn't Need a Subtitle [His Own Culture]
Companion/Minion - His Own Race
Strength: ∞
Vitality: ∞
Resistance: ∞
Damage + ∞. Hunter ∞. Roundhouse ∞.
Assignment: Assign a minion to skirmish Chuck Norris to kill that minion.
THUD!

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2008, 06:06:06 PM »

Quote from: sickofpalantirs on May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM

"Of course not, you couldn't bear an onion ring to Mordor."

*ROFL* The One Ring, The Onion Ring.

"Hold it to the fire until it turns nice and crispy!"
"Gandalf, are you really sure you read the right scrolls?!"

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2008, 12:24:59 AM »

Quote from: Elessars Socks on May 17, 2008, 03:27:00 PM

Still, could be a nice with Frodo, Frenzied Fighter!

That was its combo card.

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2008, 06:05:30 AM »

well since the chain seems to have stopped at Chuck norris

Roundhouse Kick [8)] (chuck norrises culture

)
Event • Whenever Chuck norris wants too
Exert Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick a minions head off. Thats kill a minion in your sissy nerd language.

Anvar · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2008, 03:31:35 PM »

Disapproval of the last Homely House

Event • Maneuver
Exert an Elf ally whose home is site 3 and spot a companion. That ally becomes a companion and the companion becomes an ally. This effect lasts until the end of the game.
"Boromir, you stay here and look after the house. Erestor and I will take the ring to Mordor!"

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2008, 04:21:57 PM »

Disapproval of the White City

Event • Fellowship
Spot a

companion and exert X companions to play a character from your draw deck. Any Shadow player may discard X minions from hand to prevent this.
"Boromir, O Boromir! Where art thou?"
"I am sitting in Elrond's house, drinking my tea."

lem0nhead · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2008, 04:24:00 AM »

The Kite City

Sanctuary
Each companion flying a kite is strength +1.

Anvar · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2008, 08:40:52 AM »

•Aragorn, Heir to the Kite City

Companion • Man
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Signet: Aragorn
Ranger.
Each time the fellowship moves from a plains site you may exert X

men to remove

.
"Run faster! Let's get these kites in the air!

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2008, 08:50:59 AM »

[4]Gandalf, Able Kite Maker

Companion - Wizard
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 8

Fellowship: remove the seems of Gandalf's Hat to make it in to a kite. Play that kite on any character

"....Ahh, blessed winds of Valinor, carry these kites...."

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2008, 08:59:43 AM »

•Saruman, The Kite Wizard

Minion • Wizard
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
~~Kite~~ Site: 4
Any Phase You Feel Like: Exert Saruman to remove a kite from the game. If your opponent cries, tell him he has "chosen the way of pain" by playing you in the first place.
"No fair! He keeps striking everyone else's kites with lightning!"

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:18:06 AM »

dirty, backstabbing low life!
event - response

Each time Saruman is stabbed, you may play this event from any drawdeck. Saruman's trousers are pulled down and the whole community laughs at him. The shadowplayer must discard Saruman or wound his inactive fellowship 16 times instead.

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2008, 11:33:28 AM »

Big worthless fire ball

Event • who cares? its not going to do anything
put on a cool light show, but don't actually hurt anyone. thats bout it.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2008, 04:39:42 PM »

• Pippin, Worthless Companion

Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 0
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 0
Damage -1
While you can spot another companion, Pippin may not be assigned to a skirmish.

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2008, 05:08:27 PM »

Worthless Rare

Event • Pack
You cannot use this card in a game.
"Argh!"

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2008, 05:46:55 PM »

Foil Rare Anduril, FOTW [Foil]
Card • Foil
when you play Foil Rare Anduril, FOTW all your opponents will be dazzled at its awesomeness. They will then concede just to get the chance to see it again.

lem0nhead · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2008, 07:07:20 AM »

Anduril Shame of the Quest

Artifact • Hand Weapon
Strength: -1
Bearer must be Aragorn.
Archery: Aragorn may throw the shards of Anduril at his opponents for all the good it'll do.
"No more than a broken heirloom... that has just cut my finger! Sonofa...."

Kralik · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:26:14 PM »

Galadriel's Poison Ewer

Artifact • Hand Weapon
Vitality: -1
Bearer must be Galadriel.
Each time the Fellowship moves, wound Galadriel.
Skirmish: Add a burden to make Galadriel strength -1. The Shadow player may add

to prevent this.

lem0nhead · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:25:29 AM »

Galadriel's Poison Pen Letter

Possession
Resistance: -3
Bearer must be Elrond.
Bearer gains intimidated.
"Youre a useless father and when i next see you, im going to get all mystical on you're #$&*@! just like i did Frodo, and he **** himself the little....."

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:19:10 AM »

Dear John Letter

Possession • Letter
Resistance • -1
Bearer must be Aragorn. When you play this, if you can spot Arwen say "Dear Aragorn, I hate your guts, and you have no sense or personal hygiene bye" to discard aragorn, and move all cards he bears on to Arwen regardless of stuff like bearer must be a man and all that crap.
I just can't be in a relationship where we only see each other every few years...

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM »

[4]Dr. Phil, Broom of Doom
ally - men
Each time a companion gets heartbroken, exert Dr. Phil to play Oprah from your drawdeck. Both can annoy all shadowminions to death.
"....for I am known with many names, mr Moustache in the east, The Broom in the Blessed Realm of the West..."

FM · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2008, 09:33:51 AM »

• Broken Hearted [hybrid elf/gondor]
Condition • Support Area
To play, spot a couple (Sam and Frodo count as a couple for spotting purposes).
Response: When a couple is parted by the death of one of them, you may exert the other to make them whine their way to the regroup phase unscathed, where they'll be consoled by the other Fellowship members, unless they're Sméagol, Wraiths or Ents!

Anvar · « **Reply #25 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:16:48 AM »

Game of Hearts

Event • Skirmish
To play exert Gandalf twice. Gandalf beats the minion he is skirmishing if his strength is lower than that minion's strength and overwhelms that minion if his strength is less than half that minion's strength.
"To the bewilderment of the Goblins of Moria, Gandalf suddenly produced a deck of cards and got a game going over Balin's Tomb.

Thranduil · « **Reply #26 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:48:22 AM »

End of the Game

Event • Regroup
Kill a

companion to end the game.
"'It will all end in tears!' said Aragorn as Frodo flicked the Ring into the air."

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #27 on:** May 27, 2008, 10:38:10 AM »

Going Down in Flames

Event • Response
If you are about to lose the game, begin a skirmish phase involving the ring-bearer and every minion in your opponent's deck. Discard all other free peoples cards and your hand. Your opponent draws his deck.
"Yeah, I overwhelmed him 735 to 3...big deal."

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #28 on:** May 27, 2008, 11:25:28 AM »

If all else fails, use the scissors!

Event • Skirmish
If you are out of companions, with 3 minions facing your ring-bearer, and no hope for man, pull out a pair of scissors and cut your opponents deck to pieces. Then, if your opponent is bigger than you, grab your deck and run for your life.

Anvar · « **Reply #29 on:** May 29, 2008, 12:15:02 PM »

[0] •Scissors, paper, stone

Shadow
Condition • Support Area
At the start of the maneuver phase, if you can spot Gollum, you and your opponent both reveal the top card of your draw decks. Characters beat possessions and conditions, possessions and conditions beat events, and events beat characters. If you win wound a companion, if you lose heal a companion. If it's a draw, put the revealed cards at the bottom of their draw decks and repeat this process.
"'How about a game of scissors, paper, stone instead of more riddles?'"

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #30 on:** May 29, 2008, 12:28:19 PM »

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Event • Whenever the heck you feel like
Challenge your opponent to a rousing game of rock, paper, scissors.
If you win, and you picked "rock", grab one and bash your opponent's deck X times.
If you win, and you picked "paper", scribble on X random cards like you did in preschool.
If you win, and you picked "scissors", take X random cards and a pair of scissors and...well, I bet you can figure that one out.
If you lose, distract your opponent and take this event back into hand. They won't suspect a thing, I promise!
Gollum figured if he couldn't win at riddles, he was going to beat Bilbo SOMEHOW, by golly.

AgentDrake · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2008, 03:29:19 PM »

Scissors, Deadly Weapons

Possession - Hand Weapon
Str +3
Each time bearer wins a skirmish against a minion card, you may cut up that card.
Chop, chop!

Kralik · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2008, 03:49:54 PM »

Running with Scissors

Condition
To play, exert a Wizard. Plays on a companion bearing Scissors. Bearer is placed on timeout (bearer cannot be assigned to a skirmish). At the start of the regroup phase, the Free Peoples player may wound bearer twice and discard Scissors to discard this condition.
Stop playing with that -- you're going to poke somebody's eye out!

AgentDrake · « **Reply #33 on:** August 10, 2008, 07:47:49 PM »

Timeout

Event - Response
If your opponent does something unexpected, make him wait forever while you figure out what to do about it.
"Well? Do you pass?" "I'M STILL THINKING!!!"

BullroarerIoG · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:29:20 PM »

something unexpected

Event skirmish

Take all minoins in play into hand and then imedeiately play them against your opponet's fellowship.

Anvar · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2008, 02:42:21 PM »

•The Orcish Inquisition

Minion • Orc
Strength: 8
Vitality: 3
Site: 4
When you play this minion, each player returns 2 cards at random from their discard pile to their hand. Then each player discards 2 cards at random.
"Nobody expects the Orcish Inquisition - our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... Our 2 main weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... Amongst our weaponry, are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and..."

AgentDrake · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2008, 03:01:52 PM »

Inquisition

Condition - Support Area
Each time your opponent does something, you may exert a minion to question that action.
Regroup: Exert a minion twice to tie your opponent to a stake and burn him or her.
"'HERETIC!!!'"

Gate Troll · « **Reply #37 on:** October 21, 2008, 06:18:02 AM »

The Shire Inquisition

Condition • Support Area
To play spot X inquisitors. Each time a hobbit exerts, moves, breathes
or scratches a body part you may add

and exhaust that hobbit.
"You moved a nanometer to the left! String 'im up!"

leokula · « **Reply #38 on:** October 21, 2008, 06:31:42 AM »

•Inquisitor Grand-Master

Minion • Man
Strength: 14
Vitality: 4
Site: 2
When you play this minion at a dwelling site, count the number of hobbits in that site's picture. Wound as many hobbit companions as you counted in that picture. Damage +2 while at Hobbiton Market.
"This place is full of nasty hobbits... I'll kill all of them!"

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #39 on:** October 21, 2008, 10:45:00 AM »

we had a rock paper scissors on last one too:

Piece of wall

Condition • Support area
fortification
To play spot knight. If you can spot a catapult you may discard this card to take out a minion with 14 strength or less...and when I say take out, I mean take out. just FLATTEN this minion...of course its already a card, but who cares? smash it with a hammer, the point is, that minion is now an panorc.
rock...or big piece of wall? phase action....or no phase action?

leokula · « **Reply #40 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:25:22 AM »

Argh!

Event • Response
If a piece of wall is about to take out Gothmog, he sidesteps and the rock misses him by an inch.
Gothmog was an A student in physics.

Thranduil · « **Reply #41 on:** October 22, 2008, 10:15:13 AM »

•Gandalf's Staff, Men in Suits

Artifact • Staff
Vit: +1
Bearer must be Gandalf.
Response: If a Shadow card is played with a twilight cost of X, add X burdens (minimum 1) and discard this card to place that card in the discard pile.
The lawyers under Gandalf's employ were experts at side-stepping minor legal issues, for example: killing endangered Balrogs, libel of Sauron and his followers and usurping the throne of Gondor.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #42 on:** October 22, 2008, 05:54:12 PM »

Saruman's Staff, Men in Tights

Artifact • Staff
Strength: +1
Bearer must be Saruman. He may ignore those pesky things called 'rules'.
Saruman's group of dastardly anti-heroes beat up any lawyer they could spot

FM · « **Reply #43 on:** October 22, 2008, 06:18:16 PM »

Tight Spot

Event • Response
If you have nothing else to do but flat out lose, distract your opponent, gather your cards and go home, leaving this card on the table.
"Hum... ok, let's call it a tie" "But I just won!" "Nope, it's a tie." "But I w..." "IT'S A TIE!"

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #44 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:32:14 PM »

Gimli's Beard

Forest.
If you are about to lose the game, move to this site. Your opponent can no longer see your fellowship and loses.

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #45 on:** October 24, 2008, 02:05:00 PM »

[1]Legolas' Ponytail
event - whenever
stealth
To play spot Legolas. Whenever the opponent is about to hurt you in whatever mannor, untie Legolas' ponytail to leave every opponent in shock and awe.....

...L'orien, because I'm worth it...

Gate Troll · « **Reply #46 on:** October 24, 2008, 06:54:23 PM »

Sam's Toe-lint

Crap • Lint
Bearer must be Sam. He is damage +10.
All other companions gain Barf until the Regroup phase.
"Sam, is that your... ...Sonofa-"

AgentDrake · « **Reply #47 on:** November 06, 2008, 02:34:50 PM »

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

Hides, Hobbit Leather

Possession - Support Area
Each time a minion wins a skirmish against a hobbit, you may skin that hobbit. Then, tan that skin to place a

token here.
Shadow: Remove a

token here to play a leather possession.
The only thing better than getting leather from scalping Rohirrim is, well... from hobbit feet.

Centurion · « **Reply #48 on:** November 08, 2008, 03:39:26 AM »

Ganondalf, Odd Mix [Um I'm not quite sure...]
Compainion
Strength: Insane
Vitality: Obscene
Resistance: 2

Exert Ganondalf to discard x minions where x is the number of paragraphs in your home country's constitution.

"Link you shall not pass."

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #49 on:** November 08, 2008, 07:02:40 AM »

Game Warp

Condition • Support Area
To play, discard a companion.
Regroup: Exert Gandalf to add a mutant token here.
While there is a mutant token on here, you may play cards from other TCGs and this card gains indestructible and shroud (if your opponent is not an MtG player, you may pretend that these keywords do anything, otherwise, see MtG).
"Wait, how did the the knights who say 'ni!' get here? And why are they hanging out with Teferi and Obi-Wan?"

AgentDrake · « **Reply #50 on:** November 10, 2008, 11:50:09 AM »

Knight-who-says-Ni

Companion - Giant
Strength Infinite
Vitality Infinite
Resistance Infinite
Knight.
When you play this companion, you may shout "Ni!"
Each time something happens, you may shout "Ni!"
When every shadow player goes insane from the Ni!-ing, you win the game.
"We are the knights who say NI!"

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #51 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:26:01 AM »

its ni

Anonymous Prodigy · « **Reply #52 on:** November 17, 2008, 01:40:15 PM »

Bassing Strength

Event • Skirmish
Exert an

Orc skirmishing a Man to throw a fish at that Man (or 2 fish if you can spot chips).
The Orcs were expert fishermen. Legend even has it that they used the tendons of Men as fishing line....

Gate Troll · « **Reply #53 on:** November 17, 2008, 01:41:22 PM »

Knight of Camelot, Soppy Ladies Man

Knight • Human
Chivalrous Strength: 7
Knightly Vitality: 3
Resistance to Fair Maidens: -5
Knight. Each time Knight of Camelot takes a wound
you may add

to make him Squeal like a Girl.
Knight of Camelot is strength +2 and resistance -2 for each
Fair Maiden you can spot.

•EDIT•
Aw man AP nobody's posted here for ages and I start to make a post and you get there first.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #54 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:01:45 PM »

Ladies Knight

Companion • Man?
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
While you can spot a female companion, Ladies Knight is strength +1, (or +3 if that companion is next to Ladies Knight in the fellowship).

Gate Troll · « **Reply #55 on:** December 03, 2008, 01:50:34 PM »

Disposable Knight

Cannon-fodder • Human
Strength: 5
Vitality: 2
Resistance: ??
To play, spot something. If it is an enemy you
may assign Disposable Knight to it and watch
it kick his rear. Each time Disposable Knight wins
a skirmish you must exhaust him and then wound him.
"You lot, go attack him!"

AgentDrake · « **Reply #56 on:** December 04, 2008, 04:16:25 PM »

Disposable

Possession - Diaper
Bearer must be a companion.
Response: If a shadow card makes the move limit -1, you may discard this possession to cancel that and discard that card.
After much thought, Gandalf finally figured out how to solve the Fellowship's problem of frequent breaks on their way to Mordor....

Anonymous Prodigy · « **Reply #57 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:19:17 PM »

[0] Disposable Ring

Possession • Ring
Bearer must be a Hobbit.
Response: If the Ring-bearer is about to be corrupted, discard this possession to remove all burdens and make another companion Ring-bearer.
Ha, Sauron! Little did you know that Frodo really DID give it to Galadriel....

Gate Troll · « **Reply #58 on:** December 06, 2008, 10:50:27 AM »

Decoy Hero

Decoy • Cardboard Cut-out
Strength: 10
Vitality: 5
Resistance: 10
Damage +3. Defender +4. To play, spot a stupid minion.
Each time this 'character' is assigned to a skirmish he becomes
strength 1, vitality 1 and resistance 1 and loses all defender and
damage bonuses. This 'character' may not bear any cards.
"I got 'im! Die puny human- Wait, 'es made of frickin' cardboard, 'amn it!"

Anvar · « **Reply #59 on:** May 11, 2009, 01:46:24 PM »

Thought I'd bump this thread up a bit.

Almost Impressive Orc

Minion • Orc
Strength: 9
Vitality: 2
Site: 4
Ambush 0. Hunter 0. Damage +0. Toil 0.
He had the potential for greatness, but was too lazy to try.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #60 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:34:34 PM »

Orc

Minion • Orc
Strength: 4
Vitality: 1
Site: 6
"...one of a million identical, dumb, orcs."

BattleWarg · « **Reply #61 on:** May 11, 2009, 03:11:25 PM »

Alternate Ring-bearer

Companion
3 Strength
3 Vitality
7 Ringed Resistance
At the start of the game, name a culture and a race. Alternate Ring-bearer's culture is that culture (replacing

) and his race is that race.
Alternate Ring-bearer gains the keyword abilities of each other companion that he shares a race or culture with.
With enough theories, the entirety of Middle-earth once held The One Ring...

Thranduil · « **Reply #62 on:** May 11, 2009, 03:15:51 PM »

•Sméagol, Bearer of Secrets (V)

Companion
Str: 3
Vit: 4
Res: 5
To play, add a burden.
When you play Sméagol, stack the top 5 cards of your draw deck facedown beneath him.
Skirmish: Exert Sméagol to shuffle all cards stacked beneath him, and play one at random (regardless of its cost or other restrictions). If it is a Shadow card, discard it and repeat this process.
Sméagol knew so many things. The only problem was, he had forgotten them.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #63 on:** May 11, 2009, 08:33:22 PM »

•Sméagol, Nude

Companion • Ancient Hobbit
Strength: 3
Vitality: 4
Clothing levels: 0
To play, strip Sméagol.
Everyone goes blind or dies.
"'Aaaah, Mr. Frodo, he's, he's, he's mooning me!'"

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #64 on:** May 12, 2009, 10:36:08 AM »

unpleasant mental images.

Hobbit Suspenders

Possession • Suspenders
Bearer must be a

companion. Bearer can not be depantsed by shadow cards. Bearer gains geeky

macheteman · « **Reply #65 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:01:52 AM »

Bilbo's Pocket

Possession • Pocket
To play spot Bilbo.
Plays to your support area.
Fellowship: If there is no card stacked here, stack a possession from hand face down on this card.
Maneuver: If there is a card stacked here, exert Bilbo to make each opponent guess the card title of the stacked card. (3 guesses) If no opponent guesses correctly, discard all minions.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #66 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:00:41 PM »

The Contents of Gollum's Pockets...

Possessions • Random Assorted Crap
Any phase: Take something random out of Gollum's pocket.
If it is a fishbone stick it down Bilbo's throat.
If it is a Goblin's tooth add

(or pitch it at Bilbo).
If it is a wet shell you can discard it or wound Bilbo.
If it is a a bit of bat wing you can make Gollum chew on it.
If it is a sharp stone you can sharpen Gollum's fangs with it.
And if it is something nasty you can do something nasty with it!
"'S-s-s-s-s,' said Gollum more upset than ever.
He thought of all the things that he kept in his own pockets..."

Anvar · « **Reply #67 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:50:02 AM »

Stuff it in his Pocket

Event • Maneuver
Exert Gandalf to put a Shadow possession or artifact from play into your pocket.
"'I'll take that, my lad!'"

legolas3333 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 19, 2009, 11:49:48 PM »

Spoils to the Victor

Event - End Of The Game
This event may be played from your draw deck or discard pile.
If you won, take all you opponents cards

Gate Troll · « **Reply #69 on:** May 20, 2009, 07:02:51 AM »

Mine!

Condition • Support Area
When you play this you may end the game, and
add

to play Spoils to the Victor immediately.
Whoever has a bigger deck wins. If your deck is smaller, cheat.
"'Okay, I won, hand it over...'"

rubbercarp · « **Reply #70 on:** September 16, 2009, 07:56:41 PM »

Quote from: ket_the_jet on September 16, 2009, 04:21:16 PM

Quote from: Elessar's Socks on May 20, 2008, 05:08:27 PM
Worthless Rare
Event • Pack
You cannot use this card in a game.
"Argh!"

I especially love that it's a Sauron card.
This card already exists...actually, there are quite a number of them!
-wtk

legolas3333 · « **Reply #71 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:04:57 AM »

and weight of a legacy

Found in the Woods

Event - Shadow
Search your deck for a dancing/rapping Nazgul
Follow the music to the source

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #72 on:** September 17, 2009, 04:18:16 PM »

I love seeking its master!

Dancing Nazgual

Str: 10
Vit: 3
Site: 3
Feirce.
When you play this minion, you and all opponents get into a dance off. The winner draws 2 cards and the loser(S) discard their hand.
"Waltz or tango, that is the question."

Rapping Nazgual

Str: 10
Vit: 3
Site: 3
Feirce.
When you play this minion, all companions drop their weapons to plug their ears.
Legolas: "I told you we should have brought ear plugs!" Aragorn: "Doesn't matter now, there is only one thing to do! Kill the rapper by singing country!"

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #73 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:53:42 PM »

Each time a burden is added, I think.

eomund · « **Reply #74 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:29:33 AM »

Alright, I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking. This card is ridiculous.

Who would play a ringbearer with resistence 34?

What were you thinking?! I know he gets corrupted by the ring and all, but give the man a break. I think at least 37, if not 41.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #75 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:12:33 PM »

well that's pretty overpowered but not near as overpowered as this...

Aragorn, Thorongil

Strength 8
Vitality 4
Resistance 8
Hunter 2. Maneuver: Add a threat to exert a minion with strength lower than Aragorn's.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #76 on:** October 28, 2009, 05:34:13 PM »

What is it?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #77 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:57:01 PM »

Quote from: legolas3333 on October 28, 2009, 01:12:33 PM

well that's pretty overpowered but not near as overpowered as this...

Aragorn, Thorongil
Strength 8
Vitality 4
Resistance 8
Hunter 2. Maneuver: Add a threat to exert a minion with strength lower than Aragorn's.

Yeah. Nobody would ever print something that OP.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #78 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:42:49 PM »

Seeing as it's not unique, I'd have to agree.

Mager · « **Reply #79 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:48:45 AM »

• Aragorn, Legolas's Husband

Companion • Ape
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 1
Fellowship: Add

to attach Legolas on Aragorn.
While Aragorn bears Legolas, He is damage +2, enduring ,strength +8,
defender +2, archer, hunter 3 and may not take wounds.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #80 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:38:45 AM »

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #81 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:03:22 AM »

• Shelob, Light Eater

Minion • Spider
Strength: 8
Vitality: 8
Site: 8
Fierce.
When you play Shelob, you may discard an Orc stacked on a

possession to make Shelob strength +5 and damage +1 until the regroup phase.
Cards may not be discarded from

possessions except by Shelob's game text.
Shelob was always careful never to eat more than one Orc per meal. Hey, even a Spider's gotta worry about her figure!

Braler · « **Reply #82 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:53:25 AM »

i like it, quite witty with the subtitle and all

sharkey · « **Reply #83 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Mager on December 07, 2009, 02:48:45 AM

• Aragorn, Legolas's Husband
Companion • Ape
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 1
Fellowship: Add to attach Legolas on Aragorn.
While Aragorn bears Legolas, He is damage +2, enduring ,strength +8,
defender +2, archer, hunter 3 and may not take wounds.

Space Monkeys (9:00 min. onward) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0yzbYDe08
Follower
Aid 1
When you play this, spot it to scare the crap out of someone.
9 out of 10 space monkeys prefer Trioptimum chips. 10 out of 10 prefer HUMAN FLESH.

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #84 on:** December 18, 2009, 09:43:20 AM »

Quote from: legolas3333 on October 28, 2009, 01:12:33 PM

well that's pretty overpowered but not near as overpowered as this...

Aragorn, Thorongil
Strength 8
Vitality 4
Resistance 8
Hunter 2. Maneuver: Add a threat to exert a minion with strength lower than Aragorn's.

So, such a Card? I know another:

Galadriel, Lady Redeemed

Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
When Galadriel is in your starting fellowship, her twilight cost is -3. Fellowship or Regroup: Discard an

event from hand to discard a Shadow condition or Shadow possession.

I mean, anybody with just a little piece of Brain wouldn't create such a card...

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #85 on:** December 18, 2009, 07:11:53 PM »

Tis the season...

•Sapling of Charlie Brown's, Looks Like it Could Use a Home

Companion • Tree
Strength: 2
Vitality 3
Frodo Signet
To play, exert Charlie Brown or an unbound Hobbit.
While bearing a card, this companion is vitality -2.
While bearing 4 cards, this companion is strength +2 and vitality +1 for each card it bears.
At the start of each regroup phase, you may spot X other companions to transfer X Free Peoples' cards from other companions to this character; sentences in those cards' game text containing the phrase "bearer must be" or "plays on" do not apply.
"It's not really such a bad little tree. It just needs a little love."

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #86 on:** December 18, 2009, 10:29:23 PM »

Thanks! And great idea about making it a tree (I'd forgotten about Huorn)!

I don't think it would die with two cards though, because the vitality -2 penalty isn't for each card; from 1-3 cards it would stay at vitality 3-2=1, then at 4 cards the second ability would kick in and it would jump to 3-2+4=5. Unless you mean it would be so fragile at 1 vitality that it would be easily killed by directed wounding, etc.

I like the ornament, by the way! That's abuse potential, indeed, and not just for the tree: I'd love it for my movie block Gondor wraith deck (permanent strength +4 on a companion who's often exhausted anyway, as long as my opponent didn't have possession discarding cards).

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #87 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:32:02 PM »

*Charlie Brown

Companion*Boy
Str: 4
Vit: 3
Sig: frodo
Fellowship: Exert Charlie Brown to play an ornament from your draw deck or discard pile.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #88 on:** December 21, 2009, 12:15:00 PM »

lol, that's great!

For a change of pace:

•Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, Wreathed in Shadow

Minion • Nazgul
Strength: 9
Vitality: 3
Site: 7
Enduring.
Each time a shadow card is revealed from the Free Peoples player's draw deck, add a burden.
Regroup: Exert this minion twice to reveal the top three cards of the Free Peoples player's draw deck (limit once).
If the Free Peoples player moves during the regroup phase, spot a companion with 0 resistance to place that companion in the dead pile.
"'Please, spirit, tell me these shadows can yet be altered!'"

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #89 on:** December 21, 2009, 09:59:54 PM »

lol! That's hilarious! And yeah, you're right about my card's text (if it was a serious DC, I'd probably want to put the last sentence on a different version of him).

And now, I might as well:

•Ghost of Christmas Past, Shadows of Things that Have Been

Companion • Wraith
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 9
Enduring. To play, add a threat.
Each minion skirmishing this companion is strength -3 for each copy of that minion in its owner's discard pile.
Maneuver: Exert this companion and add a threat to switch the fellowship's current site with an earlier site on the adventure path.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #90 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:57:00 AM »

For Valentine's Day:

The One Ring, The Binding Ring
Strength: +1
Vitality: +1
Resistance: +3
Bearer must be Faramir, Galadriel, or Sam.
Fellowship: If bearer is Faramir, put on The One Ring to play Eowyn from your draw deck.
While you can spot Eowyn, Faramir may not take off The One Ring and while Faramir wears The One Ring, each time he or Eowyn is about to take a wound, add a burden instead.
Fellowship: If bearer is Galadriel, put on The One Ring to play Celeborn from your draw deck.
While you can spot Celeborn, Galadriel may not take off The One Ring and while Galadriel wears The One Ring, each time she or Celeborn is about to take a wound, add a burden instead.
Fellowship: If bearer is Sam, put on The One Ring to play Rosie Cotton from your draw deck.
While you can spot Rosie Cotton, Sam may not take off The One Ring and while Sam wears The One Ring, each time he or Rosie Cotton is about to take a wound, add a burden instead.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #91 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:38:27 PM »

Quote from: ket_the_jet on February 14, 2010, 10:45:34 AM

Quote from: Sam, Great Elf Warrior on February 14, 2010, 09:57:00 AM
For Valentine's Day:
The One Ring, The Binding Ring
......

Ugh. I'd rather it be named The Ring of Doom.
-wtk

heck even the ruling ring would work

Mager · « **Reply #92 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:37:15 AM »

Mossberg Shotgun ,Aragorn's bane
Possession * Shotgun
Archery: Exert Bearer to Wound a corrupted Aragorn 4 times.
Regroup: Discard this possession or reload.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #93 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:44:34 AM »

The

sign goes on the right side, not the left.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #94 on:** February 22, 2010, 05:24:53 PM »

Bread for Battle

Event
Skirmish: Make an Uruk-hai who is skirmishing strength -3 to heal it.
Even the Uruk-hai of Isengard take time out from combat for a revitalizing snack.
1C121

legolas3333 · « **Reply #95 on:** February 23, 2010, 06:30:25 AM »

Still They Came

Event - Skirmish
Overwhelm the lunch ladies
The poor lunch ladies couldn't keep the food coming fast enough.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #96 on:** February 24, 2010, 08:56:16 PM »

Lunch Ladies, Bearer of Baked Goods

Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 2
Vitality: 3
Ringed Resistance: 4
Lunch Ladies are resistance +1 for each Hobbit you can spot.
Regroup: Exert Lunch Ladies to heal a Hobbit companion (or add a burden to heal every Hobbit companion if Lunch Ladies bear The One Ring).
Some dream of using The One Ring to establish mighty empires or wreak destruction upon their enemies. Others bake sandwiches.

Mager · « **Reply #97 on:** March 10, 2010, 08:45:26 AM »

[10] Grandma, Mother of your mother

Companion * Grandma
Strength: 17
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 6
Grandma.
While you can spot the mother of your mother's mother, play the great grandma to discard mother of your mother, Each companion then gain Grandma.
Each time a Grandpa is played, you may play father of your mother's mother to play another grandpa.
Say "good game" and win if u can spot 3 grandma.

"She is no mere maiden, she is the Grandma, mother of your mother, grandma of grammar!!"

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #98 on:** March 10, 2010, 09:49:39 PM »

The Ring is Mine!

Condition • Support Area
Response: If a burden is added, spot a

minion to add an additional burden.
"'...I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not do this deed.'"

legolas3333 · « **Reply #99 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:35:43 AM »

the great ring

'nuff said

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #100 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:59:40 AM »

•Troll's Keyword

Minion • Orc
Strength: 8
Vitality: 3
Site: 4
When you play this minion, you may make Cave Troll of Moria one of the following until the end of the turn: ambush , archer, besieger, corsair, damage +1, easterling, enduring, engine, fierce, hunter 1, lurker, machine, muster, search, southron, spell, tentacle, toil 1, tracker, twilight, warg-rider, weather.

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #101 on:** March 13, 2010, 09:23:03 AM »

*lol* have a

, Samy for that awesome card!

Terwin · « **Reply #102 on:** March 14, 2010, 11:48:27 PM »

3 twilight, It cannot be!
Event * Skirmish
Spot Gandalf to discard a machine or engine minion he is skirmishing.

Terwin · « **Reply #103 on:** March 15, 2010, 12:01:14 AM »

2 twilight, Enough prepared beforehand
Condition * Support Area
At the start of each of your turns you may exert the Lunch Ladies to place a shire token here
Response: If the lunch ladies are about to be overwhelmed, remove a token here to prevent that

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #104 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:09:58 PM »

Lol, check the title again (good catch about the toil, though).

•Fingolfin, Legendary Hero of Old

Companion • Elf
Strength: 14
Vitality: 5
Resistance: 9
To play, spot 2 Elves.
Skirmish: Exert Fingolfin twice to wound a minion he is skirmishing once for each

artifact you spot.
First age, second age, third age ... what's the difference?

Anvar · « **Reply #105 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:27:36 AM »

•Old Age

To play exert a

minion.
Each Free Peoples character is strength -X where X is their twilight cost.
Treebeard always claimed to be 21 again.

Gerontius · « **Reply #106 on:** March 17, 2010, 09:16:14 AM »

ºGil-Galad, Maker of Broken Combos
Companion-Elf
Str-9
Vit-4
Res-9
Maneuver: Discard a condition, possession, artifact, follower, ally, minion, or companion to place an

token on a card in play.
"Gil-Galad was an elven king, of him the harpers sadly sing..."

ºAeglos, Just to make things worse
Artifact-Hand Weapon
Vit +1
Maneuver: Remove an

token to play an

card from your draw deck.

Sorry posting two cards.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #107 on:** March 17, 2010, 08:31:52 PM »

Well-Seasoned Leader [gollum]
Condition
Vitality: -1
Bearer must be a minion.
Skirmish: Remove a threat and discard bearer to make Shelob strength +5 and damage +1.
Only by many spices and seasonings does one rise to prominence in the menu of Shelob.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #108 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:55:10 PM »

Sharkey's Hobbit Sauce

Possession • BBQ Sauce
Bearer must be an Orc or Uruk-hai.
Shadow: Sneak a hobbit out of your opponent's dead pile.
roast, and add sauce to taste. Feed said hobbit to an Orc or Uruk-hai.
(and, come to think of it, Gollum probably wouldn't mind BBQ-ed hobbit either...)
Said Orc, Uruk-hai (or perhaps even Gollum) loses Hungry and becomes Happily Full.
"Saruman: 9 out of 10 orcs prefer the taste of barbecued hobbit to mystery meat.
10 out 10 orcs prefer the taste of barbecued hobbit with Sharkey's Hobbit Sauce
to mystery meat. Its either Sharkey's... ...or nothing. *Upbeat Music*

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #109 on:** March 24, 2010, 12:18:11 PM »

Unneeded

Event • Response
If a minion exerts, heal that minion to wound that minion.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #110 on:** March 27, 2010, 10:37:58 PM »

Mumak, Such a Weight to Carry

Possession • Mount
Bearer must be a Southron of strength 16 or higher.
Bearer is exhausted.
Skirmish: Discard this possession to wound a companion bearer is skirmishing ten times.
"'Hey, I have an idea: How about instead of us bearing the mumakil around, let's have them bear us.' 'Shh...quiet down. Just wait until those companions come within throwing range.'"

Mager · « **Reply #111 on:** April 09, 2010, 03:21:47 AM »

Arwen, Frodo's Lover

Str: 7
Vit: 3
Signet: Frodo
To play ,spot Frodo.
Each time Frodo is about to take a wound, wound Arwen instead.
Each time Arwen is about to take a wound, wound a minion or discard a shadow card instead.
Fellowship: Attach Arwen on Frodo, you may play Frodo's Son from your drawdeck at the start of your next turn, Arwen may not be assigned to skirmishes until the end of the game.

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #112 on:** April 09, 2010, 07:46:59 PM »

Ent Drought

Condition
Vitality: -1
To play, spot a minion. Bearer must be an Ent. Limit 1 per bearer.
Each time bearer exerts during a skirmish, he or she is damage -1.
After Saruman dammed up the Isen, the desertification of Fangorn began.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #113 on:** April 10, 2010, 12:09:58 AM »

Does the rulebook say if you can be less than damage +0?

Sam, Great Elf Warrior · « **Reply #114 on:** April 10, 2010, 08:56:13 PM »

Quote from: Minion of the White Whale on April 10, 2010, 12:09:58 AM

Does the rulebook say if you can be less than damage +0?

I don't think so. Normally, I probably would have been more conservative with the wording (e.g. "make minions in that skirmish unable to take wounds from losing that skirmish"), but because this is the parody chain, I favored greater parallelism to the real card over greater playability.

Selrahc · « **Reply #115 on:** April 20, 2010, 05:36:02 PM »

College [Evil Life]
Condition • Support Area
Strength: -1
Maneuver: Exert 2 minions to transfer this to a companion. Bearer gains headache. Limit 1 per companion. Each time the fellowship moves, exhaust bearer.
Germs . . . they're everywhere!

It's getting to that time of the semester... Summer break, where are you?

--Selrahc

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #116 on:** April 20, 2010, 06:04:39 PM »

•Summer Break [Good Life]
Condition • Companion
Vitality: +3
When you play this condition, you may discard all College cards you spot.
If an opponent plays College, discard this condition.
"Not fall quater!!!"

Selrahc · « **Reply #117 on:** April 21, 2010, 02:08:26 PM »

•Summer Break, Well Needed Rest [Good Life]
Condition • Support Area
When you play this condition, the ring-bearer must get his or her wisdom teeth pulled out.
Regroup: Discard this condition to remove 2 burdens.
Laughing gas -- it's good for the soul.

--Selrahc

legolas3333 · « **Reply #118 on:** April 21, 2010, 02:13:45 PM »

Winter Break [Semi-good life]
Condition - Support Area
When you play this condition, discard all [College] conditions.
At the start of the regroup phase, discard this condition and play all [College] Conditions from all players' discard piles.

Selrahc · « **Reply #119 on:** April 28, 2010, 02:09:27 PM »

•Winter [Life]
Companion • Maya
Strength: 10
Vitality: 6
Resitance: 9
Co-cost 2 (For each other companion you can spot, this companion is twilight cost +2).
When you play Winter, discard all conditions. Conditions may not be played.
Skirmish: Discard a condition from hand to make Winter strength +1 until the end of the regroup phase.

This card is horribly worded. Please excuse me.

--Selrahc

Gate Troll · « **Reply #120 on:** May 12, 2010, 09:52:58 PM »

[N/A] Fall [Law of Physics]
Event • Whenever
The law of gravity immediately takes effect.

Mager · « **Reply #121 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:56:49 AM »

Offsprings of Aragorn

Event
Fellowship: Spot Aragorn to make every companion gain the title Arogoon ,Son of Aragorn and lose their original titles until the end of the game.

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #122 on:** May 23, 2010, 01:07:24 PM »

Really? Oh, I keep enjoying my last 2 years...

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #123 on:** May 30, 2010, 01:42:32 AM »

Don't listen to ktj. College sucked.

Aragorn_Ellessar · « **Reply #124 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:49:59 AM »

Responsibilities

Condition • Support Area
All companions who appear to be older than 18 now are not allowed to fight.
What? Why can't I go out and drink? Right. The kids...

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #125 on:** May 05, 2012, 09:45:22 AM »

Blowing off Responsibility

Event • Skirmish
Remove from the game each unbound companion assigned to a skirmish. At the start of the regroup phase, put one companion back into play exhausted.
"Man, those hobbits sure know how to party."

menace64 · « **Reply #126 on:** March 29, 2020, 09:31:10 AM »

Procrastination

Condition • Character
Spell. To play, exert Saruman (or Grima). Plays on a Free Peoples character.
Bearer's special abilities may only be used during the regroup phase.

Air Power · « **Reply #127 on:** March 30, 2020, 02:26:24 AM »

Lol, I had no memory of this thread. Thanks Menace!

(Thread) Necromancy

Event • Regroup
Remove X burdens to necro a thread, where X is the number of years since the last post

menace64 · « **Reply #128 on:** April 03, 2020, 08:00:34 PM »

I was down in the deep dungeons disturbing Balrogs and came across this thread. Figured it could use some fresh AIR! (

)

Ancient Threads

Possession • Support Area
When you play this possession, search your draw deck for a Spider minion and stack it here.
Assignment: Discard 2 Shadow cards (each of a different culture) to play a Spider stacked here as if played from your hand.

Phallen Cassidy · « **Reply #129 on:** April 04, 2020, 03:35:37 AM »

Ahh! Kill it!

Event • Response
If a spider is played, make the move limit -1 to discard that spider.
"I don't know, use your shoe or something!"

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #130 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:10:53 AM »

Quote from: Phallen Cassidy on April 04, 2020, 03:35:37 AM

Ahh! Kill it!
Event • Response
If a spider is played, make the move limit -1 to discard that spider.
"I don't know, use your shoe or something!"

This is so full of flavor and charm, I have to give you a

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #131 on:** April 08, 2020, 04:08:48 PM »

Saruman's Staff, Driven By Wages

Minion • Man
Strength 9 Vitality 3 Site Number: 9 to 5
Saruman's tax penalty is -2.
Maneuver: Remove a [coffee] token to heal Saruman.
Regroup: Spot a site you control and exert Saruman's Staff to ask for a raise. Saruman may play an

artifact from his draw deck to prevent that.
They hate the old man, but need the paychecks.

menace64 · « **Reply #132 on:** April 10, 2020, 12:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Phallen Cassidy on April 04, 2020, 03:35:37 AM

Ahh! Kill it!
Event • Response
If a spider is played, make the move limit -1 to discard that spider.
"I don't know, use your shoe or something!"

Sam's Shoe, Bane of the Eight Legs?

---

DH

•Gandalf's Staff, Ash-Staff

Artifact • Staff
Vitality +1
Bearer must be a Wizard.
Bearer gains trainer.
Regroup: If bearer is Gandalf, exert him twice to play a Pokémon ally from your discard pile.
"'Flying types, you fools!'"

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #133 on:** April 10, 2020, 01:37:19 PM »

Quote from: menace64 on April 10, 2020, 12:12:05 PM

•Gandalf's Staff, Ash-Staff
Artifact • Staff
Vitality +1
Bearer must be a Wizard.
Bearer gains trainer.
Regroup: If bearer is Gandalf, exert him twice to play a Pokémon ally from your discard pile.
"'Flying types, you fools!'"

Barliman, I choose you!

Your Staff is Broke!

Maneuver • Event
Spot your Wizard (or lawyer) and at least 2

Men to form a Union. Saruman may discard an

artifact and give those Men a raise to prevent that (but he won't).
"'C'mon, give them their freakin' raise! Their kids need shoes, for Robert Owen's sake! Or are you trying to surpass Tim Cook's chinese sweatshops?!'"

~~(NOT posted from an Apple device.)~~

menace64 · « **Reply #134 on:** April 17, 2020, 01:36:17 PM »

[4F] Brokeback Mountain

Battlefield. Mountain. This site is twilight cost -2 or each pair of Men in the fellowship.

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #135 on:** April 18, 2020, 06:50:19 AM »

Quote from: menace64 on April 17, 2020, 01:36:17 PM

[4F] Brokeback Mountain
Battlefield. Mountain. This site is twilight cost -2 or each pair of Men in the fellowship.

Forgot to add: Discard all possessions borne by Ann Hathaway

Air Power · « **Reply #136 on:** April 20, 2020, 05:33:11 AM »

(2) • The Mirror of Galadriel, Frequent Target for Errata

Artifact • Support Area

Each time the fellowship moves, the shadow player may remove a burden to place an errata token on this artifact.

Fellowship: If you cannot spot an errata token on this artifact, exert Galadriel to look at 2 cards at random from a opponent's hand. Choose 1 to discard and replace the other.

Fellowship: If you cannot spot 2 errata tokens on this artifact and an opponent has at least 7 cards in hand, exert Galadriel to look at 2 of those cards at random. Discard 1 and replace the other.

Maneuver: If an opponent has at least 7 cards in hand, exert Galadriel to look at 2 of those cards at random. Discard one and replace the other.

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #137 on:** April 20, 2020, 08:30:09 AM »

Banned

Event • Maneuver
To play, spot a Dev. Pick a unique card in play by your opponent. If it has other versions, your opponent must replace all copies of it in their hand, deck, or in play with another version.

And to go with it:

Restricted

Event • Maneuver
To play, spot a Dev and add 3 burdens. Spot a card controlled by an opponent and make them remove from the game all other copies of it from hand, from play, and from their deck.

menace64 · « **Reply #138 on:** May 06, 2020, 09:53:14 PM »

•Mellon!

Possession
To play, exert a

ally. Bearer must be a companion.
Each time the fellowship moves, add

or discard this possession to heal bearer and another companion.

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #139 on:** May 10, 2020, 04:12:15 AM »

Ignoble Leaders

Condition • Support Area
Shadow: Play a unique minion with no subtitle to add an unculture token here.
Skirmish: Remove an unculture token from here to make a non-unique minion strength +1.

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #140 on:** June 27, 2020, 09:51:33 PM »

Gondorian Bureaucrat

Ally • Home 3K & 6K • Man
Strength 5 Vitality 2
Villager.
Each time a minion is about to be played, its owner must make its site number +2 until the regroup phase or discard the top card of his or her draw deck.
"'Hey you! Yes, YOU, the one in the black mantle upon that winged thing! May I see your passport?!'"

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #141 on:** July 25, 2020, 08:00:25 PM »

Peaceful Protesters

Event • Maneuver
Play X weapons from your draw deck on your

minions to discard X cards from another player's support area.
If you control ~~the media~~ a site, those minions may not take wounds until the regroup phase.
"'The third precinct Minneapolis Police Station in now on fire... I want to be clear on how I characterize this: this is mostly a protest. It is not generally speaking unruly.'"

azogsbane · « **Reply #142 on:** July 27, 2020, 03:18:51 PM »

Quote from: Durin's Heir on July 25, 2020, 08:00:25 PM

Peaceful Protesters
Event • Maneuver
Play X weapons from your draw deck on your minions to discard X cards from another player's support area.
If you control ~~the media~~ a site, those minions may not take wounds until the regroup phase.
"'The third precinct Minneapolis Police Station in now on fire... I want to be clear on how I characterize this: this is mostly a protest. It is not generally speaking unruly.'"

lol. brilliant.

Phallen Cassidy · « **Reply #143 on:** July 28, 2020, 05:03:29 AM »

Batman, Defender of Gotham

Companion • Man
Strength: 10
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 8
Minions skirmishing Batman cannot take wounds or be overwhelmed.
Response: If Batman wins a skirmish, exert him to discard a non-unique minion in that skirmish.
"I don't kill... unless it doesn't affect the plot long-term."

azogsbane · « **Reply #144 on:** July 28, 2020, 01:42:16 PM »

Pulling Teeth

Event • Fellowship
If you have initiative, exert the ringbearer to discard the top card of your drawdeck. If it is a Shadow card, reveal a card a random from an opponents hand. Add

, where X is the twilight cost of the card revealed. If there is now an odd number of twilight tokens, place an ally in the dead pile to reveal a card at random from an opponent's adventure deck. If the site revealed is a battleground, add three burdens and end the fellowship phase. Otherwise, you may discard your hand to discard a Shadow condition born by a companion; any Shadow player may remove a threat to prevent that.
There is no room left for any lore.

I came up with this while seated in the dentist's chair today.

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #145 on:** July 29, 2020, 09:07:19 AM »

Quote from: azogsbane on July 28, 2020, 01:42:16 PM

Pulling Teeth
Event • Fellowship
If you have initiative, exert the ringbearer to discard the top card of your drawdeck. If it is a Shadow card, reveal a card a random from an opponents hand. Add , where X is the twilight cost of the card revealed. If there is now an odd number of twilight tokens, place an ally in the dead pile to reveal a card at random from an opponent's adventure deck. If the site revealed is a battleground, add three burdens and end the fellowship phase. Otherwise, you may discard your hand to discard a Shadow condition born by a companion; any Shadow player may remove a threat to prevent that.
There is no room left for any lore.

I came up with this while seated in the dentist's chair today.

This is great!

•Gollum, Six Teeth

Minion
When you play Gollum, you may search your deck for a fellowship

card and force the fellowship player to play it.
"Ahhgh! Down to five!"

azogsbane · « **Reply #146 on:** July 31, 2020, 03:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Not a Zombie on July 29, 2020, 09:07:19 AM

•Gollum, Six Teeth
Minion
When you play Gollum, you may search your deck for a fellowship card and force the fellowship player to play it.
"Ahhgh! Down to five!"

That gives me an idea.

• Smeagol, Hungry Creature

Minion
To play, add a burden.
When you play Smeagol, you may play up to six teeth on him from your draw deck.
Each time a tooth born by Smeagol is discarded, add a burden.
"Teeth! teeth! my preciousss; but we only has six!"

Bicuspid

Possession • Tooth
Strength +1
This possession may only be played from your draw deck.
Each time bearer wins a skirmish, heal him.
Each time bearer loses a skirmish, exert bearer or discard this possession.
"Thirty white horses on a red hill, / First they champ, / Then they stamp, / Then they stand still."

Canine

Possession • Tooth
This possession may only be played from your draw deck.
Bearer is strength +1 for each burden you can spot.
Each time bearer wins a skirmish, you may remove a burden.
Each time bearer loses a skirmish, exert bearer or discard this possession.
"He liked meat too. Goblin he thought good when he could get it..."

menace64 · « **Reply #147 on:** July 31, 2020, 06:05:37 PM »

Bite

Event • Skirmish
Make Gollum strength +1 for each tooth he bears (and damage +1 if you spot the word ‘dark' anywhere on his card).

Simultaneous nod to Pokemon STAB bonuses AND Gollum, Dark as Darkness, the closest Gollum we've got to Riddles in the Dark.

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #148 on:** August 03, 2020, 09:59:23 AM »

Byte

Condition • Support Area
When you play this condition, stack 8 cards from your discard pile here in any order.
Shadow cards count as a "0", fellowship cards count as a "1". Each character who's name starts with the ASCII character corresponding to the binary number created by the cards stacked here is strength +2

I'm inordinately proud of this one.

Phallen Cassidy · « **Reply #149 on:** August 03, 2020, 01:39:38 PM »

The Funhouse Mirrors of Galadriel

Card text that reads "Free Peoples" instead says "Shadow." Card text that reads "Shadow" instead says "Free Peoples."

JamesCB · « **Reply #150 on:** October 06, 2020, 07:37:07 AM »

Quote from: Elessar's Socks on May 17, 2008, 06:06:06 PM

Quote from: sickofpalantirs on May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM
"Of course not, you couldn't bear an onion ring to Mordor."
*ROFL* The One Ring, The Onion Ring.

The One Ring, The Onion Ring
Strength +0
Vitality +0
Resistance +0
Hunger -1
Bearer must be a character that has eaten at a fast food restaurant.
Game Text: At the start of each skirmish involving the Ring-bearer, make him hunger -2 until the end of the turn.

Explanation: Hunger is a loaded keyword (that I just made up) that means while you are skirmishing a character without the hunger keyword, you are strength -X, where X is your hunger. It can go negative, meaning if your hunger was equal to -2, you would be strength +2

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #151 on:** April 13, 2022, 04:57:31 PM »

Raciiiiiiiiiist!

Event • Response
If your minion is about to lose ~~an argument~~ a skirmish, spot a

~~newspaper~~ condition to cancel that skirmish.
You may draw a card for each race you can spot in the fellowship over 1.

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #152 on:** April 14, 2022, 08:32:51 AM »

Sexist!

Event • Maneuver
If you cannot spot a female free peoples character, spot Shelob to exert every character.
"We could let Her do it"

Shelob was the only female baddy I could think of

Phallen Cassidy · « **Reply #153 on:** April 15, 2022, 12:52:21 PM »

Genderfluid

Condition
Plays on an Elf. Bearer may be spotted for any gender.
"Enough about Dwarf women... Where are the Elf men?"

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #154 on:** April 15, 2022, 01:07:31 PM »

Quote from: Not a Zombie on April 14, 2022, 08:32:51 AM

Sexist!

Shelob was the only female baddy I could think of

Haha, awesome!

Evil females are very scarce (in Tolkien's work). There's also Lobelia Sackville-baggins if that counts, but she was only a disposable low-ranked she-villain...

...here's another one:

How Dare You!

Condition • Support Area
Weather.
To play, spot a roaming autistic schoolkid (or exert your

NGO).
Each time a(nother) player adds any number of twilight tokens to the twilight pool, that player must discard the top card of his or her draw deck.
Shadow: Remove a token from your machine or engine to add

.
"'Build back better, blah, blah, blah.'"

Quote from: Phallen Cassidy on April 15, 2022, 12:52:21 PM

Genderfluid
Condition
Plays on an Elf. Bearer may be spotted for any gender.
"Enough about Dwarf women... Where are the Elf men?"

Man, my keyboard is happy that I finished my coffee before reading your post. I love it!

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #155 on:** June 20, 2022, 12:42:54 PM »

Silverlode Fractional Reserve Banks

Maneuver: Discard the top card of your draw deck and remove 1 culture token from your card to reinforce 2 culture tokens.

Now you know how the Elves can afford to spend all day singing, reading and playing harp!

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #156 on:** June 21, 2022, 07:23:55 AM »

•Long Term Deposit

Condition • Support Area
To play, spot a Dwarf
Regroup: Stack the top 5 cards from your opponents discard pile on this card. Limit once per game.
Response: If you win the game, all cards stacked here now belong to you.
"We're making a long term deposit."

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #157 on:** June 21, 2022, 12:26:37 PM »

An unapologetic version of Twisted Tales, I love it!

Debt They Cried

Event • Maneuver
Spot a Central Bank to make all players draw 3 cards. Any Shadow player may make all players draw 3 cards and if so, you may make all players draw 3 cards; repeat this until no player draws a card.
"'Print, print to ruin and the world's ending!'"

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #158 on:** June 22, 2022, 09:12:02 AM »

The Cost of Travel

Event • Regroup
If the twilight number of the next site on the adventure path is 6 or greater,
discard your hand to prevent the fellowship from moving again this turn.
The mark of the beast is $6.66/gal gas

For movie block of course

Orophoin · « **Reply #159 on:** June 23, 2022, 12:42:14 AM »

Taking the Long Way Round

Event • Fellowship
To play spot a dwarf and exert a Wizard. For the rest of the game, add one to the fellowship's current site number. Each shadow player may play any number of minions from their draw deck in their next shadow phase.
"Yeah Gimli, let's go through the goblin infested mine. What could possibly go wrong?"

(Petrol is £1.87 a litre over here. That works out at over $10 a gallon)

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #160 on:** June 23, 2022, 09:40:49 AM »

Quote from: Orophoin on June 23, 2022, 12:42:14 AM

Taking the Long Way Round
Event • Fellowship
To play spot a dwarf and exert a Wizard. For the rest of the game, add one to the fellowship's current site number. Each shadow player may play any number of minions from their draw deck in their next shadow phase.
"Yeah Gimli, let's go through the goblin infested mine. What could possibly go wrong?"

Great card! I would legitimately love to make a deck around this and see if it would work.

Quote from: Orophoin on June 23, 2022, 12:42:14 AM

(Petrol is £1.87 a litre over here. That works out at over $10 a gallon)

Oof. Brutal, sorry brother. Just crossed $5/gal here

Blackouts, Destruction, and Death

Event • Shadow
Spot a crow minion to skip the archery phase.
Spot 2 crow minions to discard a condition.
Spot 3 crow minions to wound and ally twice.
"That means blackouts, destruction, and death. Just look at the headlines"
~Gov. Jay Inslee

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #161 on:** July 14, 2022, 12:30:38 AM »

•Hunter's Pipe

Possession • Pipe
Bearer must be Hunter.
Shadow: Discard a pipeweed (or parmesan cheese) possession and spot X other pipes to add X million culture tokens to a bank account that already has a culture token on it. (Then, transfer 10% to the Big Guy.)

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #162 on:** August 28, 2022, 04:08:36 PM »

Fat Metaverse Neckbeard

Condition
Plays from your hand on a companion skirmishing a Wraith or a Nazgûl.
Bearer cannot exert or be assigned to a skirmish, and loses all game text.
Each time the fellowship moves, the Free Peoples player must exert 2 other companions or add

.
"'Join the Metaverse!'"

Not a Zombie · « **Reply #163 on:** October 11, 2022, 03:07:08 PM »

Rings of Power Spoilers for episode 6 I think. You have been warned. This image would go with it https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/the-rings-of-power-theo-sword.jpg?resize=768%2C432

•The Macguffin

Artifact • Hand Weapon (Key Blade)
May be played as a Fellowship or Shadow card on either a Man or an Orc.
Skirmish: Exert bearer to make him strength +1
Regroup: Exert bearer and discard The Macguffin to play the next 2 sites and discard your hand.
"If we make it look like a sword and talk really vaguely about it people won't know that its basically the Sith Wayfinder of the second age"
~RoP writers, probably

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #164 on:** November 20, 2022, 12:14:19 PM »

•This Cannot Be Borne!

Condition
Strength +1
Plays on a unique Dwarf.
For each Dwarf in your dead pile, each Dwarf is strength +1 and damage +1.
When you play this condition, discard it.
"...when he had wept and torn his beard he fell silent. Seven days he sat and said no word. Then he stood up and said: 'This cannot be borne!'"

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #165 on:** February 06, 2023, 11:00:42 AM »

With Berserk Slayer and Berserk Butcher on the team, seemed to me like there was a cog missing in the machine yet...

•Berserk Cook

Minion • Uruk-hai
Strength 11 Vitality 3 Site 5
Damage +1.
Each time a Free Peoples character takes a wound or is killed, you may reinforce an

token.
Maneuver: Remove an

token to heal an Uruk-hai.
"'Guess what's back on the menu, boys!'"

Crainiac (The set 20 project) · « **Reply #166 on:** February 08, 2023, 11:22:10 AM »

Galadriel, strong woman.

Companion-strong woman.

=10

= 5
Galadriel signet.
While you can spot another strong woman Galadriel is strength +2.
Discard all possessions from Galadriel if you can spot a man.
"I demand to speak to the manager"

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #167 on:** February 08, 2023, 02:50:33 PM »

Screw Top Jar

Possession • Jar
Plays on a female character.
Bearer loses her game text and cannot gain attribute bonuses from other cards.
At the start of the regroup phase, the Free Peoples player may exert a male companion to discard this possession.
"'What sorcery is this?'"

Crainiac (The set 20 project) · « **Reply #168 on:** February 09, 2023, 04:34:30 PM »

Toxic masculinity.

Condition
Plays to your support area.
Each strong woman is strength -1.
MANeuver: Make a

,

, or

man strength +2 for each strong woman you can spot.

Durin's Heir · « **Reply #169 on:** November 12, 2023, 02:03:36 AM »

•Sigewulf's Mother, Supportive Parent

Ally • Home 4T • Man
Strength: 3 Vitality: 3
Villager.
While you can spot Sigewulf, the total of valiant Men you can spot is +5.
Fellowship: Play Sigewulf (or Well Stored) from your draw deck.
"'Go Sig, go! But please be back before midnight, sweetie!'"

menace64 · « **Reply #170 on:** December 25, 2023, 08:42:19 PM »

(horribly out of practice but here goes)

•Joan Jackson, The Director's Mom

Ally • Home 1 • Mom
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Kiwi. To play, the fellowship must be at site 1.
Fellowship: Exert Joan Jackson to play a Lord of the Rings card; its twilight cost is -1 for each kiwi.

macheteman · « **Reply #171 on:** March 08, 2024, 04:09:00 PM »

Kiwi Fruit, Not the Bird or the People

Possession • Fruit
Kiwi. To play, the fellowship must be in New Zealand. Plays on a companion.
Fellowship: Discard this possession to add a Vitamin C token on bearer.

•Kiwi Bird, Not the People or the Fruit

Ally • Home 3 • Bird
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Kiwi. Discard this ally if it is Daytime.
If this ally is killed, put the killer in jail because Kiwi's are an endangered species.

•Kiwi Person, Wearer of Jandals

Companion • Not a bird or Fruit
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Kiwi.
Each time an opponent says "sweet as", make this companion strength +2 until the regroup phase.
Fellowship: Discard a Kiwi Fruit to gain tremendous work-life balance.
Regroup: Spot a Kiwi Bird to tell all your friends how that's really rare.

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