Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[Gate Troll]

[N/A] Fall [Law of Physics]
Event • Whenever
The law of gravity immediately takes effect.

[Mager]

Offsprings of Aragorn
Event
Fellowship: Spot Aragorn to make every companion gain the title Arogoon ,Son of Aragorn and lose their original titles until the end of the game.

[Witchkingx5]

Really? Oh, I keep enjoying my last 2 years...

[MR. Lurtzy]

Don't listen to ktj. College sucked.

[Aragorn_Ellessar]

Responsibilities
Condition • Support Area
All companions who appear to be older than 18 now are not allowed to fight.
What? Why can't I go out and drink? Right. The kids...

[Not a Zombie]

Blowing off Responsibility
Event • Skirmish
Remove from the game each unbound companion assigned to a skirmish. At the start of the regroup phase, put one companion back into play exhausted.
"Man, those hobbits sure know how to party."

[menace64]

Procrastination
Condition • Character
Spell. To play, exert Saruman (or Grima). Plays on a Free Peoples character.
Bearer's special abilities may only be used during the regroup phase.

[Air Power]

Lol, I had no memory of this thread.  Thanks Menace!

(Thread) Necromancy
Event • Regroup
Remove X burdens to necro a thread, where X is the number of years since the last post

[menace64]

I was down in the deep dungeons disturbing Balrogs and came across this thread. Figured it could use some fresh AIR! ()

Ancient Threads
Possession • Support Area
When you play this possession, search your draw deck for a Spider minion and stack it here.
Assignment: Discard 2 Shadow cards (each of a different culture) to play a Spider stacked here as if played from your hand.

[Phallen Cassidy]

Ahh! Kill it!
Event • Response
If a spider is played, make the move limit -1 to discard that spider.
"I don't know, use your shoe or something!"

[Not a Zombie]

Ahh! Kill it!
Event • Response
If a spider is played, make the move limit -1 to discard that spider.
"I don't know, use your shoe or something!"

  This is so full of flavor and charm, I have to give you a 

[Durin's Heir]

Saruman's Staff, Driven By Wages
Minion • Man
Strength 9  Vitality 3  Site Number: 9 to 5
Saruman's tax penalty is -2.
Maneuver: Remove a [coffee] token to heal Saruman.
Regroup: Spot a site you control and exert Saruman's Staff to ask for a raise. Saruman may play an artifact from his draw deck to prevent that.
They hate the old man, but need the paychecks.

[menace64]

Ahh! Kill it!
Event • Response
If a spider is played, make the move limit -1 to discard that spider.
"I don't know, use your shoe or something!"

Sam's Shoe, Bane of the Eight Legs? 

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  DH

•Gandalf's Staff, Ash-Staff
Artifact • Staff
Vitality +1
Bearer must be a Wizard.
Bearer gains trainer.
Regroup: If bearer is Gandalf, exert him twice to play a Pokémon ally from your discard pile.
"'Flying types, you fools!'"

[Durin's Heir]

•Gandalf's Staff, Ash-Staff
Artifact • Staff
Vitality +1
Bearer must be a Wizard.
Bearer gains trainer.
Regroup: If bearer is Gandalf, exert him twice to play a Pokémon ally from your discard pile.
"'Flying types, you fools!'"

Barliman, I choose you!


Your Staff is Broke!
Maneuver • Event
Spot your Wizard (or lawyer) and at least 2 Men to form a Union. Saruman may discard an artifact and give those Men a raise to prevent that (but he won't).
"'C'mon, give them their freakin' raise! Their kids need shoes, for Robert Owen's sake! Or are you trying to surpass Tim Cook's chinese sweatshops?!'"

(NOT posted from an Apple device.)

[menace64]

[4F] Brokeback Mountain
Battlefield. Mountain. This site is twilight cost -2 or each pair of Men in the fellowship.