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August 22, 2008, 06:04:37 AM
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Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« on: August 22, 2008, 06:04:37 AM »
You're doing pretty good for 504. Tell me, what were things like in, oh, the early 16th century? :P
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August 22, 2008, 07:59:26 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 07:59:26 AM »
Happy Birthday Mr. Lurtzy.  May you have many more to come, though at 504, how many more can you have??
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August 22, 2008, 08:13:31 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 08:13:31 AM »
Happy Birthday for the 504th time!  Though, i admit, I've only lived through 18 of those. :)

You must impart to us the secrets of your longevity!  Then we will all be the enlightened ones.

Seriously, how old is Lurtzy?
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August 22, 2008, 09:04:47 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 09:04:47 AM »
Seriously, how old is Lurtzy?

It's rude for a whippersnapper like you to even ask! ;)

August 22, 2008, 10:07:45 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 10:07:45 AM »
504...!!! Did you ever meet Martin Luther?!?
Do you have an autograph?!?

Happy birthday...
Assuming it really is your birthday :P
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August 22, 2008, 10:49:28 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 10:49:28 AM »
 Happy Birthday Mr. Lurtzy
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August 22, 2008, 10:50:57 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 10:50:57 AM »
May your health be as long as your beard!

August 22, 2008, 11:24:57 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 11:24:57 AM »
may your beard be as long as your health!
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August 22, 2008, 12:05:53 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 12:05:53 PM »
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August 22, 2008, 12:28:30 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 12:28:30 PM »
Happy B-Day yo.  What's the secret to longevity man?  How many wives have you had in the past 500 years?

August 22, 2008, 02:29:40 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2008, 02:29:40 PM »
Great jumping Hobbits! Happy Birthday, Mr. Lurtzy!

August 22, 2008, 03:54:09 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2008, 03:54:09 PM »
OK....Mr. Lurtzy is not posting here it seems.  Either he is totally embarrassed or scared of everyone knowing the leaked secret that he is 504 years old.
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August 22, 2008, 04:10:29 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2008, 04:10:29 PM »
The secret is mine alone. :twisted:

August 22, 2008, 04:12:11 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2008, 04:12:11 PM »
Only 365 years to level things with Methuselah

Good work!
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August 25, 2008, 07:32:45 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 07:32:45 AM »
Happy Birthday, oh long-lived one!   ;D