The Last Homely House
Middle-Earth => Chamber of Mazarbul => Topic started by: SomeRandomDude on November 08, 2008, 07:19:12 AM
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[2] The Knights Who Say "Ni" [Gondor]
Companion • Man
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Knight.
Fellowship: Play a shrubbery to make the Knights Who Say Ni strength +2 until the end of the game. The Knights Who Say Ni now become the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing.
"You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with a herring."
[1] Herring [Gondor]
Possession • Hand Weapon
Response: If you are at a forest site and about to move during the regroup phase, discard this possession to discard a minion.
"A herring?"
(0) I'll Bite Your Legs Off! [Wraith]
Event • Skirmish
Prevent an exhausted minion from being overwhelmed unless his strength is tripled. That minion cannot take wounds until the regroup phase.
"Come back here you coward!"
[2] Sir Robin, The Brave [Gandalf]
Companion • Man
Strength: 5
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 4
Knight.
Skirmish: Spot a minstrel and exert Sir Robin twice to cancel a skirmish involving him.
"When danger reared it's ugly head / He bravely turned his tail and fled / Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about / And gallantly he chickened out."
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:lol:
Just watched this movie in my Brit Lit class. It's a classic.
Make more!
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I love Monty Python! So awesome! You should do the Vorpal Bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade next. \:D/
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I'll bite your legs off is rather useless...though I guess the wounds thing is kinda nice.
I like em though ;)
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It should actually be: "I'll bite your head off!" ;)
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[3] •Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch [Gandalf]
Artifact • Ranged Weapon
Toil 2.
To play, spot King Arthur. Bearer must be a [gandalf] companion.
Maneuver: Exert bearer twice (or exert bearer once if bearer is King Arthur) to discard a minion. Remove this card from the game.
"Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
(0) Coconuts [Gandalf]
Possession
Bearer must be a [gandalf] companion.
Bearer is considered mounted.
"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together."
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Grenade is sound, coconuts is hilarious! What a fantastic tie in!
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The Holy Hand Grenade should be an artifact.
Here's one I did on the CC Goofy DC chain a while back:
[4] •Holy Hand Grenade [Camelot]
Artifact • Holy Relic
To play, spot ye a monk.
Skirmish: First take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
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Ya, but these are supposed to be playable.
Point taken, and now Artifact!