The Last Homely House
General => Council of Cobra => Topic started by: Gate Troll on November 25, 2008, 02:46:50 PM
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Anybody remember this from CC? Anyway, the first person makes a wish and the second person explains how it comes true but then backfires. The second person then writes a wish of their own in the same post. Example:
First person:
I wish I had $100,000,000...
Second person:
Granted, but a robber steals it all and shoots you.
I wish I had a sports car...
Okay, lets start. I wish I had 10 copies of every LOTR card made, 5 of every normal card and 5 of every foil.
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Granted but having all those cards lying around you trip and fall over them getting a series of paper cuts to vital arteries and veins.
I wish I could river dance :up:.
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Granted, but you slip, fall in and drown.
I wish I could save the whales.
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You do, but it turns out the killer whales don't want to save you :P
I wish that I was jack bauer.
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Granted, but then you realize being an overage actor has its price when the bad guys outrun you, shooting you dead.
I wish I lived in the US.
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Granted, but soon after you move here the country falls into the sea and kills all that dwell here.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would caller her....:up:.
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I would caller her...
you would "caller her" eh?...
granted, but your extra hight makes you clumsy, therefore you can't be a basketballer, and you get dumped by the girl after you "caller her"
i wish i was the best film director ever to walk the earth!
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Granted, but your films are so amazing that they kill everyone from sheer awesomeness and you, having nothing left to live for, set out for Atlantis in a raft fashioned from the bones of the actors you made famous.
I wish for death.
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Granted, but you were already dead, so upon dying in the World of the Dead, God has no other world to send your soul rather than Earth, so you live again!
I wish I could play guitar.
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Yes but you become very rich and someone shanks you and breaks your $10,000+ guitar over your head.
I wish I could become an immortal.
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Granted, but you lose your sanity and live forever in an empty room, counting the aquatic chickens that aren't really there.
I wish for the person's wish below mine to not be granted.
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Granted, but they didn't really want what they wished for anyways.
I wish I owned exactly 10,000 human teeth.
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Granted, but unfortunately they belong to 10,000 murder victims and now you are tied to their deaths. You are now sitting on Death Row awaiting your execution.
I wish I had a paper clip.
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Granted but it has anthrax on it and you die a slow and horrible death.
I wish I had $100,000,000 locked up in a near-impenetrable bank vault.
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Granted, but turns out "near-impenetrable" is a great deal away from "impenetrable", so when you go check on it, it's gone.
I wish I had a better boss.
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Granted, but he is such a dedicated boss that he fires all incompetent workers for the smallest flaws; in your case, drinking water in the workplace.
I wish I had a cup of tea.
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granted, but it has ink in it. like The Patriot.
i wish, i had a djembe
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Granted, but it's coated with nitroglycerin.
thump-thumpa-thumpa-BOOM! :P
IW I had a 4.0 GPA...
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Granted, but on a 12-point scale.
I wish for a pony.
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granted, but it is emo, and gets suicidal and throws itself off a cliff.
i wish i was cool like Colton.
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Granted but then, sadly, he orders your assassination because he thinks he should be the only cooldude.
I wish I had unlimited amounts of Q-tips to clean....stuff.
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Granted, but they crush you with their combined weight. Meh-heh...
I wish I ruled the world. :mrgreen:
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Granted, but you are overthrown in 3 seconds by the Hamster Army of Mozambique (HAM).
I wish I had a tissue.
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Granted, but by accident it was poissened by antrax and you die a horrible death, which would lead to granting another wish from you, resulting in FM to respond and there we have a loop....
I wish I had a new roof....seriously, haha
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granted, but its made of glass, and breaks because someone catapults a goat onto it.
I wish i were a mouse.
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Granted, but have you ever met my cat?
I wish I had ice cream.
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Granted, but it all melts and you drown.
I wish I could beat SoP at LotR.
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Granted, but it only happens once and then he beats you every single day for the rest of your miserable life. And the time you beat him he was in a coma, so it doesn't really count.
I wish I knew which college I'm going to.
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Granted, but as soon as you know the college that college building will be destroyed by earth quake and then you won't know anything again what to do.
I wish I had a maschine in which I put 10 Lotr cards and at the end of the machine my official dream card comes out.
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Granted, but that dream card would be soooo awesome, you spend the rest of your life worshiping it.
I wish muscles didn't get sore
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Granted, but you don't have any muscles and your entire body is a quivering mass of skin and intestines. And green toenails.
I wish I had a Coke.
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Granted, but after drinking your coke, you get so depressed that you throw yourself off a cliff.
I wish the sky was purple.
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Granted, but then a piece of purple sky unserendipitously falls on you and kills you.
I wish I could find my place of inner Zen and peace. :mrgreen:
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Granted, but in your case, that happens to be death, since every other life form hates your guts and the Zen gods feel that your very existence is a plague.
I wish I had a taco.
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Granted, but while your eating, you find out that a druggy hid a bunch of crack in your taco! :twisted:
I wish SoP's post count would go down by 5000
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Granted, but then he works overtime to get them all back.
I wish the blizzard could calm down so I could hang out with my friends.
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I wish SoP's post count would go down by 5000
now I wonder why you would wish that, it COULDN'T be because you are perpetually trying to one up everyone and want to have more posts, could it?
the blizzard calms down...followed by a sandstorm.
I wish for a wish.
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And once you get it... ...it eats you.
I wish for nothing. I am content.
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I wish SoP's post count would go down by 5000
now I wonder why you would wish that, it COULDN'T be because you are perpetually trying to one up everyone and want to have more posts, could it?
Uh, No.But I do believe you double everyone. Quite an accomplishment for someone so scared of going outside to run with me. :-k :mrgreen:
Anyway, back on topic.
You get your wish. You lose all of your belongings.
I wish that my mom would take SoP and me to the Kansas Tournament.
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The leaders offer you as a sacrifice to the God of Spam.
I wish I knew everything.
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Granted, first you go insane, then your brain explodes from overload.
I wish to know the identity of the girl wanted to know if I'm single.
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Granted, but you also get to know that she just wanted to make sure no one was crazy enough to commit herself to you!
I wish it was 25 degrees centigrade all day, every day, the rest of my life!
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Granted, you are teleported to another planet where that is the temperature, guess you won't have many days to enjoy it huh?
I wish I had a hot GF
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Granted but you get third degree burns if you get close.
I wish I had no problems.
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granted, now you are dead. Dead people have no problems.
I wish this wish was cancelled.
Granted, so I deleted your post. :P
I wish the NFL would start already!
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I wish the NFL would start already!
Granted.... you cannot watch? this one is kinda hard
I wish I had an unlimited supply of pure, non-poisoned, filling, tasty, unrotting, baconators which I alone know the location of.
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Granted, but the location is Jupiter and you can't get there. I wish GCCG had a Draft mode.
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Granted, but all of a sudden there is no one that wants to play with you....
I wish I was the one who invented lying....(for those who haven't seen the invention of lying, just do it, it is funny)
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Granted everyone realizes you are untrustworthy and there is a lynching in my back yard.
I wish I could vomit at will. (make getting out of class easy enough)
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Granted, but it is through the nose.
I wish I liked movie block better.
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That is an easy wish, you get on to the chat whenever I am online and within 10 minutes or less you will fall madly in love with movieblock...sadly you will spend the rest of your miserable live designing decks neglecting those who love you and you die an old, lonely man.
I wish I could fly....
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...right into a tree.
I wish I could win a couple more scholarships.
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Which would make you not have to really work that hard. Which would turn you into a lazy.. fat...
FAT!!!
I wish I had a complete playset of all the blocks for standard, as well as a complete foil collection for movie. And some people to play with would be nice
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Granted, they are in such terrible condition you can't read them.
I wish I was at home right now...
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Granted, but you wouldn't be in school and you wouldn't learn anything and you'd have a "deficiency in knowledge." ??? ???
I wish for a fish in a dish that could give me any wish....
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The world explodes because you asked for more wishes. Don't you feel special. I bet you don't, your dead. Remember? You blew the world up, congratulations.
I wish for 5 copies of every R, R+, and P in mint condition.
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The world explodes because you asked for more wishes. Don't you feel special. I bet you don't, your dead. Remember? You blew the world up, congratulations.
I wish for 5 copies of every R, R+, and P in mint condition.
Granted, but they are bad copies, printed from an old black and white printer on 3x5 cards. I wish I were this elk... (http://www.thelocal.se/36002/20110907/)
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Granted, but, um, well, you are a drunk elk.
I wish my right leg were made to be the exact mirror image of what my right leg is with its full functionality.
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That wish gets you nowhere...wasted wish
I wish the old CC was up and running
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Granted: http://www.lotrtcgdb.com/community
But everything's locked now.
I wish could predict the future.
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Granted but your vision is blocked by GT, who is now a druk elk and all you see how this drunk elk tramples you...time after time after time after time....
I wish I had nothing to wish for....
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granted.
I wish I was already done with my degree.
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Granted, but your institution lost accreditation due to a bribery scandal just before you graduated
I wish I had a full night's sleep
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Granted, that sleep is in a grave (sorry)
I wish I was eating good (unspoiled and tasty) Chinese food.
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Granted, but that Chinese food costs you your life savings, and you'd be… ummm… moneyless! ](*,)
I wish my gccg wasn't broken.
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Granted, but now your isp is down.
I wish my car's radiator wasn't leaking
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Granted, your radiator explodes (not leaking any more is it?)
I wish for a young, healthy, panda.
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Granted, but he's hungry. And you look delicious.
I wish for a Big Mac, because I'm hungry, and they are delicious.
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Granted, but your Big Mac has mad cow. :hey:
I wish I could sleep 12 hours a day.
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Granted, you lose your job and never get another one and soon die from starvation.
I wish i could get into MIT.
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Granted, you become an important member of the Midget International Tricyclists.
I wish for a $20 Double Eagle in mint condition.
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i wish i was an important member of midget international tricyclists.
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Granted, but you get stomped on by a giant.
I wish I was a giant....
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Granted, the midgets have a riot and lynch 89 giants in one night including you.
I wish for a $10 chipotle gift card
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Granted, but...
I wish for Haszor's Chipotle gift card.
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Granted, but the two wishes cancel out each other and no one gets the Chipotle card.
I wish I was king of the world :uh-huh:....
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Granted, it has been used.
I wish this game would end.
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Granted, it ends 20 years from now.
I wish XBOX 360's were backwards compatible.
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Granted, they all explode.
I wish for a hug.
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...From a porcupine.
I wish I were a honey badger...
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. . . in a Nyan Cat remake using you.
I wish no one complained about resurrecting dead threads