The Last Homely House
General => Council of Cobra => Topic started by: AgentDrake on August 10, 2008, 08:05:43 PM
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Can't believe no-one's resurrected this one yet. :P
Here's how it works. Each person posts the next three words, and we write an epic tale in said manner. You have to wait for at least two other people to post between each of your posts.
So let's get started!
One day, Bilbo...
(Hope I don't get banned for bringing this nightmare back.... :ninja:)
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he ....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt to his feet....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger which Bilbo had...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger which Bilbo had caught with a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat,...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat then bit his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot ...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon,...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new..."
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(I just read this. VERY funny, guys!)
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it..
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the championship polo game...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended From the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately,...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous...
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e day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfolath announced.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice...
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"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@!...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ Into the purple...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles..
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds"...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time..."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated Sauron's pet cat...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar."
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." The Along Came
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." The Along Came a Spider and...
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Oh btw last time I posted I left out the last two words of AD's post. :-[
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's...
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*BUMP* C'mon people, don't let this die.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which...
Edit: Whoops, mis-read it, but hopefully it flows better now.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Tharaduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew but....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?)...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had....
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had flees. Of which
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had flees. Of which Sam threw his
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in..
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your...
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Gate Trool, I already posted!
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money? Pippin replied that,"
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money? Pippin replied that, "I don't care"
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money? Pippin replied that, "I don't care" Just then, his...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money? Pippin replied that, "I don't care" Just then, his pet rat flew...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money? Pippin replied that, "I don't care" Just then, his pet rat flew through the window...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword Which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery Which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money? Pippin replied that, "I don't care" Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatarand Pallando.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando the pet goats,
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos..
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's bg barky...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger and unleashed #$&*@!
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Sorry Centurion, but you need to post your 3 words off of the most recent post.
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's bg barky friend named Bob...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder...
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juiced my tomato??
WTF?
Ill remove this post as soon as someone explains to me what that means in english.
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Umm, technically this whole story doesn't even make sense dude
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the blue...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm ...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty..
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time..
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seing as Bilbo...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil diedof optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?"
"I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn.
"Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas. Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste. "I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the Police got to...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big #$&*@ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
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Wtk thread killer
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
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Or was it?
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lemonhead. Thread igniter.
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn's hermaphrodite siamese
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn's hermaphrodite siamese twin was also...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn's hermaphrodite siamese twin was also a rather large...
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn's hermaphrodite siamese twin was also a rather large hoax. "Ket_the_jet is
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One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn's hermaphrodite siamese twin was also a rather large hoax. "Ket_the_jet is being a #$&*@!...
-
One day, Bilbo the hobbit decided that it was time for a little bit of adventure so he drank an ale. Suddenly, there was a sound of a nuclear explosion. Bilbo was so sure that he crapped his pants and turned invisible that he leapt over the shrubbery which surrounded his nether regions and proclaimed with a heartfelt squeal that he loved sam. The surprised badger, which Bilbo had caught with a delirious dwarf's hat, then bit his toes, which swelled to ridiculous size. When the bleeding vicious aquatic chicken heard Bilbo's outcry he made sandwiches. Meanwhile, Farmer Maggot feeling refreshed from the smoking of smoldering goblin corpses which gave him superhobbit strength and a wonderful sense of his femininity, finally had time to move his new umbrella. Whereupon, Bilbo, setting out to locate a new spork for cleaning mithril, discovered Merry and Pippin busy digging up the corpse of Santa Claus with a hobbit sword. "Hey!" Bilbo shouted. "Where's Santa's new reindeer deep frier that he lent the Mountain-troll of the french alps?" "I think it was mauled by an absolutely enormous goblin's pet fish!"
Just then a raging band of flying monkeys descended from the heavens to view the championship polo game, which was becoming rather exciting because Firefoot stepped in and rolled over the third goblin from Eomer's mum's wardrobe which had been trying to calculate it's internal volume. Eomer grabbed his Tolkien action figure and threw it right at Sam's big hairy hobbit balls of yarn. "Hey!" Sam yelled. "I was about to knit a new gnu!" Immediately a crippled fish rode by on the back of Arwen's enormously large TIE Fighter. "Turtles have taken over my left sock, but because the sun is in stasis, I must thrust my body through the enormous portal!" Asfaloth announced. So Asfaloth then had no choice but to thrust his big @$$ into the purple portal of doom. Immediately the turtles exploded into a vast cavern filled with slime and shattered shells.
Gandalf laughed so hard that he farted and proudly proclaimed "The aroma reminds of the time Elrond and I binged on berries, resulting in the renowned Battle of Gassy Chickens that incinerated half of Sauron's pet cat and destroyed Angmar." Then along came a spider who charged Asfaloth's pet armadillo who was feeling rather constipated and hated arachnids anyway so he pulled a gun on that hairy spider which imploded with fright.
Suddenly, a huge turtle stepped from Aragorn's fanny pack. It sang Chopsuey to a different tune than the wraiths of Gondor because they were not like System of a Down, they were different. They were much in debt after Thranduil killed an oversized hamster with his cutting sarcasm. Dreadful, I know, but Eldarion wanted the hamster killed before bedtime tomorrow by beer drowning. So he hired a murderous cut-throat bunny to do jumping jacks until Thranduil died of optical impairment so Bilbo drank another of Gandalf's special witch's brew which blew up all over his nice clean hat and made him want to save Gondor with a big and ugly busted Nazgul sword which blew up all over his (this sound familiar?) beloved huge shrubbery which promptly had fleas.
Of which Sam threw his plastic Glorfindel toy at a horrible looking woman. She barked and growled angrily at Sam, who apparently wasn't paying attention to her so she kicked him in his groin. Sam, scared, ran to his Mommy and asked for ponies. She replied, "What did that monkey do with your measly lunch money?" Pippin replied that, "I don't care". Just then, his pet rat flew through the window towards Alatar and Pallando, the pet goats. Then suddenly, Legolas pulled Aragorn's finger. That caused several chunks of dingos to crash into some woman's baby-faced husband and then they evolved into Treebeard's big barky friend named Bob who ate lettuce juiced my tomato paste.
"I wonder what the Blue Wizards are doing?" said Tom Bombadil. Little did he know, but they were walking into the middle of an infested swarm of angry sporks, who wanted chilli, But would settle for a hearty dose of beer. Then Galadriel decided it was time for some longshanks, Gondor style. So seeing as Bilbo had drunk more October ale, he decided his license for his jet was illegal in Peru. So the police got to ride in buggies in Moscow until dinner.
THE END.
....
Or was it?
By coincidence, Eowyn's hermaphrodite siamese twin was also a rather large hoax. Ket_the_jet is being a #$&*@!. You'll #$&*@! live.
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