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General => Council of Cobra => Topic started by: DáinIronfoot on August 22, 2008, 06:04:37 AM

Title: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: DáinIronfoot on August 22, 2008, 06:04:37 AM

You're doing pretty good for 504. Tell me, what were things like in, oh, the early 16th century? :P

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Ulmo on August 22, 2008, 07:59:26 AM

Happy Birthday Mr. Lurtzy.  May you have many more to come, though at 504, how many more can you have??

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Celebrimbor on August 22, 2008, 08:13:31 AM

Happy Birthday for the 504th time!  Though, i admit, I've only lived through 18 of those. :)

You must impart to us the secrets of your longevity!  Then we will all be the enlightened ones.

Seriously, how old is Lurtzy?

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Kralik on August 22, 2008, 09:04:47 AM

Quote from: Celebrimbor on August 22, 2008, 08:13:31 AM

Seriously, how old is Lurtzy?

It's rude for a whippersnapper like you to even ask! ;)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: AgentDrake on August 22, 2008, 10:07:45 AM

504...!!! Did you ever meet Martin Luther?!?
Do you have an autograph?!?

Happy birthday...
Assuming it really is your birthday :P

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: GarrisonofGondor on August 22, 2008, 10:49:28 AM

 Happy Birthday Mr. Lurtzy

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: menace64 on August 22, 2008, 10:50:57 AM

May your health be as long as your beard!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: sickofpalantirs on August 22, 2008, 11:24:57 AM

may your beard be as long as your health!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Elf_Lvr on August 22, 2008, 12:05:53 PM

 <:D~

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: FingolfinFinwe on August 22, 2008, 12:28:30 PM

Happy B-Day yo.  What's the secret to longevity man?  How many wives have you had in the past 500 years?

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Elessar's Socks on August 22, 2008, 02:29:40 PM

Great jumping Hobbits! Happy Birthday, Mr. Lurtzy!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Celebrimbor on August 22, 2008, 03:54:09 PM

OK....Mr. Lurtzy is not posting here it seems.  Either he is totally embarrassed or scared of everyone knowing the leaked secret that he is 504 years old.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: MR. Lurtzy on August 22, 2008, 04:10:29 PM

The secret is mine alone. :twisted:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: TheJord on August 22, 2008, 04:12:11 PM

Only 365 years to level things with Methuselah

Good work!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: Shieldmaiden on August 25, 2008, 07:32:45 AM

Happy Birthday, oh long-lived one!   ;D

Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Mr. "Methuselah" Lurtzy
Post by: lem0nhead on August 26, 2008, 01:47:11 AM

And you dont look a day over 400!