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General => Council of Cobra => Topic started by: SomeRandomDude on October 08, 2008, 07:17:01 AM

Title: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 08, 2008, 07:17:01 AM
That age old question.

Ninja strikes, pirate dies. Any questions?  :ninja:
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Gate Troll on October 08, 2008, 07:38:41 AM
Ninjas. Sea raiders have nothing over assassins.

 :ninja: :pirate: :ninja:
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Elessar's Socks on October 08, 2008, 07:39:37 AM
Pirate dies, squishes the chipmunk.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: NappyKorn on October 08, 2008, 07:52:40 AM
Flintlock pistol blows hole through ninja then chipmunk eats ninja :up:. Sorry just had to be different.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: lem0nhead on October 08, 2008, 08:01:12 AM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Pirates be the best! :pirate:
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 08, 2008, 08:07:39 AM
Flintlock pistol blows hole through ninja then chipmunk eats ninja :up:. Sorry just had to be different.

Assuming the pirate knows where the ninja is, of course. :ninja:
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: FM on October 08, 2008, 08:42:52 AM
I like ninjas better, but seriosuly, Pirates ARE fun!
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 08, 2008, 08:55:54 AM
^^(Typical F_M comment, very non-committal)
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: DáinIronfoot on October 08, 2008, 10:59:11 AM
Dude, pirates have siezed Russian tanks (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,428582,00.html), for Pete's sake! You show me a ninja that's captured a jet or something and I'll change my vote. Until then....
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: macheteman on October 08, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
pirates duh.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 08, 2008, 11:09:09 AM
the chipmunks still a gold coin and become undead ;) they then kill both pirates and ninjas.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 08, 2008, 11:35:29 AM
Dude, pirates have siezed Russian tanks (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,428582,00.html), for Pete's sake! You show me a ninja that's captured a jet or something and I'll change my vote. Until then....

They did. But nobody ever found out...

Waldo is a ninja.

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Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Gate Troll on October 08, 2008, 12:03:43 PM
the chipmunks still a gold coin and become undead ;) they then kill both pirates and ninjas.

lol I love the undead monkey in POTC... Now I'm imagining hundreds of undead chipmunks
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Elf_Lvr on October 08, 2008, 12:04:34 PM
Ninjas are the best. Ever.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: FM on October 08, 2008, 01:05:16 PM
^^(Typical F_M comment, very non-committal)

Bite me. :P (just kidding, couldn't miss the opportunity).

But seriously, just watched a Family Guy episode where Peter turns into a street pirate after getting a Parrot, and it's loads of fun. I have to give it to them. But as I said before, actually commiting to one side, I like ninjas best, I'm trying to learn how to make rice smoke-bombs! And I do have a Ninja-to, aside from my usual weapon-of-choice the katana, so yeah, ninjas are better. But trumping both of them, SAMURAIS rock! ;)
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Gil-Estel on October 08, 2008, 01:08:09 PM
Pirates....They are simple, Ninja's think to much of themselves...I mean, they were fighting the Brits who had guns with swords! Never bring a knife to a gunparty...
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Kralik on October 08, 2008, 07:38:04 PM
The real question is... are they fighting on the open seas, or in some other locality? Errr.....

I vote ninjas. Though I did celebrate September 19th, International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 05:44:16 AM
I vote ninjas. Though I did celebrate September 19th, International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

well, yeah, that holiday is mandatory for geeks around the world.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: Kralik on October 09, 2008, 06:42:13 AM
well, yeah, that holiday is mandatory for geeks around the world.

Just what are you saying?! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr..... >:(
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 06:49:30 AM
ah, you're a scurvy dog! Hearts Alive!!!
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 09, 2008, 09:52:02 AM
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Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 09, 2008, 09:58:26 PM
O...kay?
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: TheJord on October 10, 2008, 06:36:12 AM
Anyone used Facebook with pirate English? And I just finished Curse of Monkey Island.... so Pirates it be!
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 10, 2008, 08:02:17 AM
Oh gosh. My friend has that...
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: FM on October 10, 2008, 08:15:25 AM
Pirates don't really get that much spotlight here in Brazil, but I still think they're wicked funny!
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: leokula on October 10, 2008, 09:43:04 AM
Pirates definitely  :hey:

Who cares if a ninja could kill a pirate ... T800 could crush a ninja like a spider! And that doesn't make ninjas less cool ... or does it?  :-k :suspect:
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 10, 2008, 09:47:12 AM
I shall strive to make the debate moot by introducing Chuck Norris into the equation.

Equation:

(Ninjas + Pirates)^∞ + 42 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: FM on October 10, 2008, 10:29:18 AM
Yeah, Chuck Norris DOES trump them all.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 10, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
F_M, your constant agreement to everything is annoying.

Why don't you pick a side and stick with it, like you used to? :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: FM on October 10, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Because in the process of "learning" I'm going through, I've come to realize that there's really no such thing as right or wrong, because as I said before, any X sides of an issue will have their ups and downs, and USUALLY the best solution will be the one that combines most of those ups and less of those downs. As I said, I'm all for Ninjas, but pirates have the fun side to them, which unfortunately ninjas lack, and I'm fond of comedy.
And as for Chuck Norris, really, you know more than I do that there's no such thing as going against Chuck Norris, I want to live a long happy life thank you very much. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 10, 2008, 12:21:41 PM
Chuck sees your insincerity....he is watching you.

(Chuck option added...and you may now change your vote! w00t!)
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: macheteman on October 10, 2008, 03:29:17 PM
chuck norris has counted to infinity... TWICE!!!

Superman wears chuck norris underwear.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: AgentDrake on October 10, 2008, 05:50:51 PM
Bah. MacGyver can make Chuck Norris out of duct tape and a spork. :P
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: FM on October 10, 2008, 07:28:35 PM
Nobody can "make" Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris made everything. INCLUDING MacGyver. They say that, in the beginning, there was only nothingness, and then God said "Let there be light!" ...to which Chuck Norris replied "Say please".
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 11, 2008, 07:59:22 AM
Bah. MacGyver can make Chuck Norris out of duct tape and a spork. :P

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris > MacGyver unless you're an engineer.
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 12, 2008, 11:09:48 AM
everyone knows///well obviously not everyone since ad isn't an engineer ;)
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 13, 2008, 08:13:59 AM
Uh...maybe... ;) What's that crop stuff you do?
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 13, 2008, 10:23:41 AM
its called pollination...and it sucks...but also pays ;)
Title: Re: Pirates vs Ninjas!
Post by: AgentDrake on October 13, 2008, 11:57:27 AM
its called pollination...and it sucks...but also pays ;)

And boy, does it. Suck, I mean. And pay, too.