4th Wall Cards

[Doom]

Here is a small sampling of some cards I've been working on for a while. If you can keep a straight face by the end of this post, I'll send you my entire collection of hunters cards.

• Men Are Weak [Comes in every freeps culture]
Condition
Each Male character is strength -2
Each Female character is strength +1
"No man can kill me..."

Trollolol
Event • Shadow
Discard every card on the table that has 33 words or more.
Each Noob is strength +2 until the regroup phase.
"One Troll to rule them all"

Lady No More
Event • Shadow
This event is twilight cost -3 if you can spot Galadriel.
Kill a card with the title "Galadriel, Lady Reedeemed."
"God Bless America!"

•Elessar's Socks ^{<<<My personal favorite}
Possession • Socks
The move limit is +1.
The twilight cost of each shadow card is +1.
Regroup: Any opponent may remove his socks to discard this possession.
"Hanes 100% Cotton"

A Broken Card [Comes in all shadow cultures]
Event • Regroup
Limit one per deck.
Spot 6 companions to reverse the all sites on the site path.
Each player marker remain on the site it was on.
Your opponent may discard his draw deck to prevent this.
"We couldn't think of any lore to add to this card. There wasn't room anyways.

•Orlando Bloom, Wig-wearer
Companion • Actor
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
To play, do not spot Legolas.
Orlando Bloom is strength +1 for each character with long hair.
"Too cool to have lore."


EDIT:
Here's one that Stormcrow just pmed me:

Peter Jackson, The Creator of all [lotr]
Companion • Director
Strength: 6
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 500
Discard Peter Jackson to play anyone from you draw deck.
"Dudes, I made you all!"


I'll continue to add more as I edit and finish them. If you have any to add, pm me or post here.  

[Stormcrow]

LOL!  

[Yanko Markovic]

Even though they're comedy, I feel a little offended by the last one. If Peter Jackson's the creator of all, then who the #$&*@! is JRR Tolkien?

[Doom]

Oh, you're right. Don't blame me though.. that's stormcrow!

I have a Tolkien as well. Don't worry, he'll surpass PJ

[Haszor]

HAHA I lost it at the socks wtf man that was awesome.

[Doom]

Here are some more. Read at your own peril...


•The Jord, High King of Rules
Companion • Man Mod
Strength: 7
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 7
Each time an opponent breaks a rule, draw a card.
"It's what happens to trolls..."

•Dog, Farmer Maggot's Watchdog
Companion • Creature
Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 0
Fellowship: Exert Dog to heal Dog.
Maneuver: Exert Dog to heal a companion.
Skirmish: Exert Dog to have him replace an unbound companion in a skirmish that is about to end.
Regroup: Exert Dog to remove
"Dog wishes he were a wolf. Go figure."

[70] Bragging Rights [all shadow cultures]
Event • Shadow
Win the game.
"I have considered toying with the Star Wars TCG,"

****, *** ******* [comes in every culture]
******* • *****

****** * ********.
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"Collect them all!"

•Ket_The_Jet, Better than Nothing!
Companion• Dwarf
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Each card bearing a search card is strength +2.
Exert Ket_The_Jet to add the search keyward to a possession or artifact until the regroup phase.
Maneuver: Place Ket_The_Jet in the dead pile to discard all shadow cards without the search keyward.
"Literally stickied right above your head."

[Ringbearer]

I kept a straight face... shall I PM my adress to you then?

[Not a Zombie]

lol, ket's is the best

[Yanko Markovic]

I must admit, the Ket card is quite amazing, but why is he in the Dwarven culture? should be in Shire culture, I always imagined Ket as some lazy hobbit smoking a pipe and just doing nothing...
Naah, I just kid, the cards are amazing!

[Haszor]

I kept a straight face... shall I PM my adress to you then?

You kept it straight as well?

[Elessar's Socks]

*lol* I think my favorite lore is on Lady No More. It's so cheery and out of place on a LotR card.

[ket_the_jet]

•Ket_The_Jet, Better than Nothing!
Companionv• Mod
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Each card bearing a search card is strength +2.
Exert Ket_The_Jet to add the search keyward to a possession or artifact until the regroup phase.
Maneuver: Place Ket_The_Jet in the dead pile to discard all shadow cards without the search keyward.
"Literally stickied right above your head."

I am actually quite tickled at this card. Thanks!

I must admit, the Ket card is quite amazing, but why is he in the Dwarven culture?

I'm just surprised I didn't end up being culture. That said, I don't smoke and I live a very active lifestyle...but I do drink the finest of ales. I suppose that could make me or .
-wtk

[Doom]

TBH, Ket I imagine you pretty much as Bombur, Well-Fed.

If any of you want a card made out of yourself, send me a PM!

@Ringbearer, GZ on the straight face. I'll send you my whole collection of hunter cards on GCCG (which currently=0 cards).

[Stormcrow]

Love them all! 

[Doom]

I'm posting these super-late-at-nite and am too lazy to check them...obviously they may not be perfect. Feel free to pick 'em apart as you will.
•J.R.R. Tolkien, [all freeps cultures]
Companion • God
Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 20
To play, spot two free people's cultures.
Tolkien is strength +2 for each culture over two.
Fellowship: Exert Tolkien to reinforce a culture token.
Regroup: If the fellowship decides to move again, you may remove a culture token to heal Tolkien.
"In a hole there lived a hobbit."

•J.R.R. Tolkien, Hobbit at Heart
Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 20
To play, spot two free people's cultures.
Each hobbit (except the ringbearer) is strength +1.
Maneuver: Exert Tolkien to heal a companion with resistance 7 or more.
At the start of the regroup phase, you may exert Tolkien twice to remove a burden.
"But what they love most, is peace."

•Thranduil II, Well-Spoken Critic
Companion • Elf Mod
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 7
Each time an opponent uses a texting abbreviation such as "u," or "btw," you may remove .
While you can spot six cards from the same block, each companion from that block is strength +1 and damage +1.
"My new set pwns."

This Hobbit walked into a bar...
Event • Shadow
Engage in three rounds of rock paper scizzors with any opponent. The winner may choose to switch their One Ring card with the loser.
"...And handed me this ring."

•Elevensies
Condition
Between 9:00 and 11:00 GMT, each hobbit is strength +1, and cannot take wounds during the maneuver phase.
Discard this condition to remove a burden.
Your opponent may give you his watch to discard this condition.
"He knows about that, doesn't he?"

•Death By Chocolate [all shadow cultures]
Event • Maneuver
Shadow: Reveal your hand, and discard all cards.
For each card discarded in this way, each opponent must wound a companion.
"Saying hobbits overeat is an understatement."

•Colorblind [all cultures]
Condition
Plays during the regroup phase.
When you play this, name a color. The cards of each player wearing that shirt color are twilight cost +1.
"Hint: There are ways to cancel this effect..."


Note: Look for NB coming up soon

[Stormcrow]

Very nice! How many are you going to make?  

[Not a Zombie]

Those are great

[Doom]

It isn't a matter of "making" them, I already have them. I'm just fixing them up a bit and posting them, a bit at a time. Makes it more fun that way.

[Doom]

Batch 4: I made these for pure fun, as well as to counter the brokeness of IB decks. They also tie in with some of the earlier cards I made.

Griefer [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 4
Vitality: 2
Site Number: 4
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
Fierce
When you play this minion, the fellowship must exert a companion.
Maneuver: Exert this minion to make the free people's player exert a companion.
Assignment: If the fellowship assigns this minion to a skirmish, exert a companion.
"l0l n00b!"

Spammer [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 5
Vitality: 2
Site Number: 4
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
Fierce
When you play Spammer, you may play another Spammer of a different culture from your draw deck.
Assignment: Exert this minion to assign him to an unbound companion. That companion may exert to prevent this.
"hjklfslkdjafaaslfdkj;asldkkkkkkkkk"

•Haxor [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Site Number: 5
To play, spot two Noobs.
At the start of the maneuver phase, the free people's player must wound a companion.
At the start of the assignment phase, the free people's player must exert a companion.
At the start of the skirmish phase, the free people's player must add two threats or discard two cards from hand.
"01001101010110"

•Cheater [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Site Number: 4
To play, spot a Noob.
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
When you play this minion, you may remove a burden to take any card from your draw deck into hand.
Maneuver: Exert Cheater twice to add a threat for each burden.
"Pwnt!"

•Disturber of the Peace [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength (if any): 8
Vitality (if any): 3
Site Number: 4
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
When you play this minion, exert a companion.
Maneuver: Exert this minion twice to add a threat for each companion over 4.
Response: If a companion loses a skirmish involving this minion, you may remove a threat to add a burden.
"Second only to NB."

Trolled[all shadow cultures]
Event • Response
If a Noob wins a skirmish, heal a minion.

Spammed [all shadow cultures]
Event • Response
If a Noob loses a skirmish, remove a threat to heal a minion.

Empty Threats [all shadow cultures]
Condition
Shadow: Remove X burdens to add .
Maneuver: Remove X threats to add .
Skirmish: Exert a Noob twice to make him strength +X, where X is the amount of twilight in the twilight pool.
If a Noob loses a skirmish, discard this condition.

•NBarden, King of Spammers
Minion • Evil Genius Noob
Strength: 10
Vitality: 3
Site Number: 5
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
Fierce
To play, spot two Noobs.
Maneuver: Exert NBarden to make the free peoples player exert a companion.
Assignment: Exert NBarden twice to assign him to an unbound companion.
Response: Each time NBarden wins a skirmish, you may remove a threat to add a burden.
"I'm in ur house eating ur food."

•SomeRandomDude, Reformed
Companion • Law-Abiding Citizen (for now)
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
While you can spot a Noob, SomeRandomDude is strength +4 and Damage +1.
NBarden is strength +5.
Maneuver: Exert SomeRandomDude twice and spot a minion. That minion may not use special abilites till the regroup phase.
Skirmish: Exert SomeRandomDude to wound a minion.
"I will get you all...some day"

[Stormcrow]

Hahaha!     for you.

[Yanko Markovic]

I think I'm in love with the Minion-Noob type...

[Doom]

Sites:

The Matrix
Site
At the start of the shadow phase, the first shadow player may play a minion from his draw deck.
At this site, all players play with their hands revealed.
"Follow the white rabbit..."

Jail
Site
During this turn, Minions may not be played.
The move limit is -1 for this turn.
"Do not pass go, do not collect $200."

Chocolate Factory
Site
Each Hobbit is strength +2.
At the start of the Maneuver phase, the first shadow player may spot 2 hobbits and remove to make the move limit -1.
"*Snore*"

Traffic
Site
Pause the game for 30 minutes. If any opponent uses the restroom, the Free People's player wins the game.
"Are we there yet???"

McDonalds
Site
If a player wins the game at this site, he may choose an opponent. That opponent must buy him a Big Mac.
"I'm Lovin' It!"

Garbage Dump
Site
If the fellowship moves to this site in region 3, each player must discard his draw deck.

•Kralik, The Sixth Istar
Companion • Wizard Mod
Strength: 7
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 7
Each time you play a spell, you may draw a card.
Each time the fellowship moves, exert a companion or add a threat.
Skirmish: Discard a spell, spot Gandalf and add a threat to make Kralik strength +2 and damage +1.
"What hath God wrought?"
--> This isn't my best card. Thoughts on improving it?

[leokula]

Hey I have another site:

TLHH's Chamber of Marzabul
Site
Shadow or Fellowship: Play a DC you made that won a contest. That card is twilight cost -2.

[Stormcrow]

 McDonalds is the best. 

[macheteman]

i believe the lore for mcdonald's should read: "I'm Lovin' It"

[SomeRandomDude]

I love me.

[Doom]

Ah. Thanks MM.

[Doom]

Per your inadvertent request, Take 2.

•WTK, Search Noob
Minion • Noob
Strength: 8
Vitality: 3
Site Number: 5
Persistent. Hunter 1. Search.
Each character without the search keyword is strength -2.
Each character bearing the search keyword is strength +2.
Regroup: Discard WTK to exert a companion without the search keyword twice.
"I'm surprised I didn't end up being Sauron..."

[Stormcrow]

WTK's great!  
Here's a few I made:

[370] • Dain's Gold
Possession  • Gold
Gold +370 Bearer must be an Administrator. Each time bearer wins a skirmish he gets Gold +1.
"...Dain dealt his treasure well."

[197] •Ket's Gold
Possession • Gold
Gold +197 Bearer must be a character with the Search keyword. Each time a character without the Search keyward exerts, bearer gets Gold +1.
"I think I win."

[117] •TheJord's Gold
Possession  • Gold
Gold +117 Bearer must be an Administrator. Each time bearer answers a question, he gets Gold +1.
"High King of Rules."

[67] • Doom's Gold
Possession  • Gold
Gold +67 Bearer must be a 4th Wall companion. Each time someone laughs, bearer gets Gold +1
"LOL!"

Hope you don't mind me posting these.

[ket_the_jet]

I like my original card better than that one Doom.

But I like Stormcrow's additions quite a bit.
-wtk

[Gerontius]

cant forget this:

Bork Bork Bork
Event-Fellowship
To play, spot Kralik. Until the end of the day, all characters except for Kralik are strength -10 and may not use special abilities.
"Changee eet backk! Plyeez!"

[Not a Zombie]

Amazing

[SomeRandomDude]

cant forget this:

Bork Bork Bork
Event-Fellowship
To play, spot Kralik. Until the end of the day, all characters except for Kralik are strength -10 and may not use special abilities.
"Changee eet backk! Plyeez!"

LOVE IT.

[Doom]

I think it should be twilight cost 20 at least. But then Kralik will just h4x and remove the whole pool.

[Haszor]

Here's one
   •Haszor, Lazy
       Minion • Noob
       Strength: 6
       Vitality: 1
       Site: 3
       Lazy (When you play this card discard a card with the search keyword)
       While you can spot a card with the search keyword Haszor is strength -5.
      

[Creator]

Bad Film Editing
Event • Maneuver
Spot a car in the background of any scene to make Peter Jackson strength -200.
"Come on, how did we miss this..."

[Haszor]

Did that actually happen in the movie?  If so tell me when I need to point that out in my next tournament

[Not a Zombie]

h4x
Event * Fellowship
If playing on GCCG, spot Kralik to remove all twilight from the Twilight Pool, then remove the Twilight pool from the game until the end of your turn.
What do you expect from someone who can 'update' GCCG at will?

[Creator]

Did that actually happen in the movie?  If so tell me when I need to point that out in my next tournament

Yep. When Frodo and Sam are walking through Farmer Maggot's field, there's a red car in the background. I think it's deleted from the DVD, but there's some lame editing and it's still sorta obvious.

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film1778