4th Wall Cards

[Stormcrow]

Very nice! How many are you going to make?  

[Not a Zombie]

Those are great

[Doom]

It isn't a matter of "making" them, I already have them. I'm just fixing them up a bit and posting them, a bit at a time. Makes it more fun that way.

[Doom]

Batch 4: I made these for pure fun, as well as to counter the brokeness of IB decks. They also tie in with some of the earlier cards I made.

Griefer [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 4
Vitality: 2
Site Number: 4
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
Fierce
When you play this minion, the fellowship must exert a companion.
Maneuver: Exert this minion to make the free people's player exert a companion.
Assignment: If the fellowship assigns this minion to a skirmish, exert a companion.
"l0l n00b!"

Spammer [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 5
Vitality: 2
Site Number: 4
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
Fierce
When you play Spammer, you may play another Spammer of a different culture from your draw deck.
Assignment: Exert this minion to assign him to an unbound companion. That companion may exert to prevent this.
"hjklfslkdjafaaslfdkj;asldkkkkkkkkk"

•Haxor [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Site Number: 5
To play, spot two Noobs.
At the start of the maneuver phase, the free people's player must wound a companion.
At the start of the assignment phase, the free people's player must exert a companion.
At the start of the skirmish phase, the free people's player must add two threats or discard two cards from hand.
"01001101010110"

•Cheater [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Site Number: 4
To play, spot a Noob.
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
When you play this minion, you may remove a burden to take any card from your draw deck into hand.
Maneuver: Exert Cheater twice to add a threat for each burden.
"Pwnt!"

•Disturber of the Peace [all shadow cultures]
Minion • Noob
Strength (if any): 8
Vitality (if any): 3
Site Number: 4
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
When you play this minion, exert a companion.
Maneuver: Exert this minion twice to add a threat for each companion over 4.
Response: If a companion loses a skirmish involving this minion, you may remove a threat to add a burden.
"Second only to NB."

Trolled[all shadow cultures]
Event • Response
If a Noob wins a skirmish, heal a minion.

Spammed [all shadow cultures]
Event • Response
If a Noob loses a skirmish, remove a threat to heal a minion.

Empty Threats [all shadow cultures]
Condition
Shadow: Remove X burdens to add .
Maneuver: Remove X threats to add .
Skirmish: Exert a Noob twice to make him strength +X, where X is the amount of twilight in the twilight pool.
If a Noob loses a skirmish, discard this condition.

•NBarden, King of Spammers
Minion • Evil Genius Noob
Strength: 10
Vitality: 3
Site Number: 5
Persistant (This minion may not take wounds or be discarded during the maneuver phase).
Fierce
To play, spot two Noobs.
Maneuver: Exert NBarden to make the free peoples player exert a companion.
Assignment: Exert NBarden twice to assign him to an unbound companion.
Response: Each time NBarden wins a skirmish, you may remove a threat to add a burden.
"I'm in ur house eating ur food."

•SomeRandomDude, Reformed
Companion • Law-Abiding Citizen (for now)
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
While you can spot a Noob, SomeRandomDude is strength +4 and Damage +1.
NBarden is strength +5.
Maneuver: Exert SomeRandomDude twice and spot a minion. That minion may not use special abilites till the regroup phase.
Skirmish: Exert SomeRandomDude to wound a minion.
"I will get you all...some day"

[Stormcrow]

Hahaha!     for you.

[Yanko Markovic]

I think I'm in love with the Minion-Noob type...

[Doom]

Sites:

The Matrix
Site
At the start of the shadow phase, the first shadow player may play a minion from his draw deck.
At this site, all players play with their hands revealed.
"Follow the white rabbit..."

Jail
Site
During this turn, Minions may not be played.
The move limit is -1 for this turn.
"Do not pass go, do not collect $200."

Chocolate Factory
Site
Each Hobbit is strength +2.
At the start of the Maneuver phase, the first shadow player may spot 2 hobbits and remove to make the move limit -1.
"*Snore*"

Traffic
Site
Pause the game for 30 minutes. If any opponent uses the restroom, the Free People's player wins the game.
"Are we there yet???"

McDonalds
Site
If a player wins the game at this site, he may choose an opponent. That opponent must buy him a Big Mac.
"I'm Lovin' It!"

Garbage Dump
Site
If the fellowship moves to this site in region 3, each player must discard his draw deck.

•Kralik, The Sixth Istar
Companion • Wizard Mod
Strength: 7
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 7
Each time you play a spell, you may draw a card.
Each time the fellowship moves, exert a companion or add a threat.
Skirmish: Discard a spell, spot Gandalf and add a threat to make Kralik strength +2 and damage +1.
"What hath God wrought?"
--> This isn't my best card. Thoughts on improving it?

[leokula]

Hey I have another site:

TLHH's Chamber of Marzabul
Site
Shadow or Fellowship: Play a DC you made that won a contest. That card is twilight cost -2.

[Stormcrow]

 McDonalds is the best. 

[macheteman]

i believe the lore for mcdonald's should read: "I'm Lovin' It"

[SomeRandomDude]

I love me.

[Doom]

Ah. Thanks MM.

[Doom]

Per your inadvertent request, Take 2.

•WTK, Search Noob
Minion • Noob
Strength: 8
Vitality: 3
Site Number: 5
Persistent. Hunter 1. Search.
Each character without the search keyword is strength -2.
Each character bearing the search keyword is strength +2.
Regroup: Discard WTK to exert a companion without the search keyword twice.
"I'm surprised I didn't end up being Sauron..."

[Stormcrow]

WTK's great!  
Here's a few I made:

[370] • Dain's Gold
Possession  • Gold
Gold +370 Bearer must be an Administrator. Each time bearer wins a skirmish he gets Gold +1.
"...Dain dealt his treasure well."

[197] •Ket's Gold
Possession • Gold
Gold +197 Bearer must be a character with the Search keyword. Each time a character without the Search keyward exerts, bearer gets Gold +1.
"I think I win."

[117] •TheJord's Gold
Possession  • Gold
Gold +117 Bearer must be an Administrator. Each time bearer answers a question, he gets Gold +1.
"High King of Rules."

[67] • Doom's Gold
Possession  • Gold
Gold +67 Bearer must be a 4th Wall companion. Each time someone laughs, bearer gets Gold +1
"LOL!"

Hope you don't mind me posting these.

[Gerontius]

cant forget this:

Bork Bork Bork
Event-Fellowship
To play, spot Kralik. Until the end of the day, all characters except for Kralik are strength -10 and may not use special abilities.
"Changee eet backk! Plyeez!"