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Title: CC DCs!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on June 01, 2008, 04:56:06 PM: Well...let's get going!

[4] •Kralik, His Majesty [Gondor]
Companion • Man
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 8
Administrator.
Fellowship: Exert Kralik to add a culture token to a forum.
"Not much is known about this strange man who appeared in the latter days of CobraCards, except that his tireless work led us out of our darkest hour."

[3] •DainIronfoot, No-Nonsense Admin [Dwarven]
Companion • Dwarf
Strength: 7
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Administrator.
While you can spot another administrator, DainIronfoot is damage +1.
At the end of each skirmish involving DainIronfoot, discard each minion involved in that skirmish.
"You insult, you get banned. Any more questions...or nasty comments? :twisted:"

[2] •urstinkenface, Flamer Extraordinaire [Shire]
Minion • Hobbit
Strength: 3
Vitality: 4
Site Number: 3
User.
When urstinkenface comes into play, exert each administrator and each moderator.
*bleep*, [censored], @#$%!, your mom

Who wants to see more?
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: AgentDrake on June 01, 2008, 05:36:08 PM: Ooh! Ooh! I love these things!
Go for it.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on June 01, 2008, 05:47:52 PM: USf wouldn't swear...flame some, post pics of santa mooning but not swear ;)
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: Kralik on June 01, 2008, 06:37:21 PM: Quote from: NBarden on June 01, 2008, 04:56:06 PM
Not much is known about this strange man who appeared in the latter days of CobraCards...

My thoughts exactly. I wonder why anyone actually trusts me...? Just wait... :twisted:
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on June 01, 2008, 06:39:52 PM: Quote from: sickofpalantirs on June 01, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
USf wouldn't swear...flame some, post pics of santa mooning but not swear ;)

Close enough. ;)

[2] • sickofpalantirs, spammer [Gondor]
companion • man
strength: 6
vitality: 3
resistance: 5
moderator (what is the world coming to?)
fellowship: spot sop's sloppy typing to play a poorly written post at twilight cost -1.
"ya these dcs are cool thats all i have to say make more so i can spam more and beat nb and dain"

[2] •AgentDrake, Well-Educated Icelander [Gondor]
Companion • Homo Sapien
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 8
Presiding Peacekeeping Official of the LotR Forums (This keyword is considered the equivalent of the keyword "Moderator")
Upon the commencement of the fellowship phase, you may exert AgentDrake to retrieve from your deck a card of the equivalent twilight cost of another present card and place the aforementioned card into play, paying its twilight cost defrayed by 2 twilight tokens. Any opposing player may remove his or her choice of the following: a burden, a threat or 2 shadow culture tokens to cancel this ability and return the card in question to its owner's draw deck, subsequently forcing said owner to shuffle his or her draw deck.
"Have I told you about the Icelandic legal sagas yet?"
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: menace64 on June 01, 2008, 06:53:46 PM: Well now I must be done. Good luck capturing my essence in a card.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: MR. Lurtzy on June 01, 2008, 07:50:29 PM: haha
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: Gil-Estel on June 02, 2008, 09:12:56 AM: Gil-Estel, Star of Hope......something with Bane of the Fruit Loops.. :hey: :hey:....
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on June 02, 2008, 10:45:03 AM: since when do I post poorly spelled posts? ;) quickly spelled, but not poorly spelled...
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on June 02, 2008, 04:34:05 PM: [2] •Gil-Estel, Walking Oxymoron [Sauron]
Companion • Dutchman
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User.
Response: If an opponent has played 12 or more cards this phase, remove [1] to end the turn.
Fellowship: Remove 10 free peoples cards in your draw deck from the game to take a Shadow card into hand from your draw deck.
"Dwarf discard is so NPE, and I hate people who play Fruit Loops, BTW, check out my Fiend deck!"

EDIT: Fixed stuck bold. ;)
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: MR. Lurtzy on June 02, 2008, 05:33:49 PM: Somebody make mine. :o
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on June 02, 2008, 07:18:37 PM: [2] •MR. Lurtzy, Spammer [Uruk]
Companion • Uruk-Hai
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
User.
Skirmish: Play a forum post to make MR Lurtzy strength +1 (or +2 if you can spot a hobbit) and damage +1.
Wow, that's got to win some record for shortest, most useless post.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: MR. Lurtzy on June 02, 2008, 07:58:27 PM: Quote from: NBarden on June 02, 2008, 07:18:37 PM
[2] •MR. Lurtzy, Spammer [Uruk]
Companion • Uruk-Hai
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
User.
Skirmish: Play a forum post to make MR Lurtzy strength +1 (or +2 if you can spot a hobbit) and damage +1.
Wow, that's got to win some record for shortest, most useless post.
eh, this one was better:
[7]• MR. Lurtzy, Bringer of Spam [Cobra]
Minion • CC Member
Strength: 13
Vitality: 3
Site: 5
Damage +1. Fierce.
SoP and NB are strength -2.
Maneuver: Remove [3] to annoy another forum user.
Skirmish: Exhaust MR. Lurtzy to spam every topic on the CC Forum.
"Spam, spam, spam, spam, irritate, spam, annoy. Tis a spammers life for me."
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: lem0nhead on June 03, 2008, 02:27:44 AM: Haha awesome! That was mine. Glad you approve Lurtzy. We should import the ones from CC over here that NK started.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on June 03, 2008, 11:10:15 AM: [5] Sickofpalantirs, Never trust a bunny [Spammer]
Companion • MSN address
Strength • 10
Vitality • 5
Resistance to Spam • Are you kidding me?
Spammer, MSN spammer, maker of LOL's
Response: If an MSN reply is made, exert Sickofpalantirs to respond to that 3 times. If you can spot 4D cause him to LOL and you may post a funny picture (http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-graphs-reality-of-lols.gif).
Make everyone LOL again and lather rinse repeat.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: lem0nhead on June 04, 2008, 01:39:38 AM: When did i post a funny picture in response to you making me LOL?
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on June 04, 2008, 11:49:09 AM: I edited it...happy?;)
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: lem0nhead on June 05, 2008, 01:41:28 AM: Ahhh i get it now. Though most people wont get your DC as they dont know me as 4D on TLHH/CC :D
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on June 11, 2008, 12:35:57 PM: well wah to them.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: TheJord on June 11, 2008, 12:47:40 PM: I know I'm not often in the DC forum but I would like to see what DC would be made for me
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: Shieldmaiden on June 12, 2008, 12:21:27 PM: These are brilliant! NB, you've got me laughing, they are all spot on. :D More more more! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: CarpeGuitarrem on June 12, 2008, 01:45:41 PM: *chuckle*

Nice.
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: SomeRandomDude on June 13, 2008, 05:31:20 AM: [2] •theJord, High-King of Rules [Gondor]
Companion • Man
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Moderator.
Response: If an opponent messes up an ability, yell "nuh-uh!" to access The Last Homely House gameplay forum and cancel that ability.
"I don't care if your whole deck was built around that combo, it doesn't work."

[2] •Shieldmaiden, The Female [Rohan]
Companion • Woman
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User.
Anautikus and Gil-Estel are strength +1 and gain spammer.
"Shieldmaiden, my heart takes a leap just seeing your name here again!!" (AQ)

[2] •CarpeGuitarrem, Totally Rockin' [Cool]
Companion • Man
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User. Totally Awesome.
Response: If your opponent plays a card you don't like, exert CG to suspend the current phase to start a guitar riffing contest. If you win, cancel that card.
Its kinda hard to fit guitar playing and total awesomness into a puny lore, ya know what I mean?
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: turin08 on June 13, 2008, 07:21:37 AM: These are really funny. Good work
Title: Re: CC DCs!
Post by: sickofpalantirs on June 13, 2008, 11:07:03 AM: you need to do Turin and menace...the 2 SW DC creators.