CC DCs!

[SomeRandomDude]

Well...let's get going!

•Kralik, His Majesty
Companion • Man
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 8
Administrator.
Fellowship: Exert Kralik to add a culture token to a forum.
"Not much is known about this strange man who appeared in the latter days of CobraCards, except that his tireless work led us out of our darkest hour."

•DainIronfoot, No-Nonsense Admin
Companion • Dwarf
Strength: 7
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Administrator.
While you can spot another administrator, DainIronfoot is damage +1.
At the end of each skirmish involving DainIronfoot, discard each minion involved in that skirmish.
"You insult, you get banned. Any more questions...or nasty comments? "

•urstinkenface, Flamer Extraordinaire
Minion • Hobbit
Strength: 3
Vitality: 4
Site Number: 3
User.
When urstinkenface comes into play, exert each administrator and each moderator.
*bleep*, [censored], @#$%!, your mom

Who wants to see more?

[AgentDrake]

Ooh! Ooh! I love these things!
Go for it.

[sickofpalantirs]

USf wouldn't swear...flame some, post pics of santa mooning but not swear

[Kralik]

Not much is known about this strange man who appeared in the latter days of CobraCards...

My thoughts exactly. I wonder why anyone actually trusts me...? Just wait...

[SomeRandomDude]

USf wouldn't swear...flame some, post pics of santa mooning but not swear

Close enough.

• sickofpalantirs, spammer
companion • man
strength: 6
vitality: 3
resistance: 5
moderator (what is the world coming to?)
fellowship: spot sop's sloppy typing to play a poorly written post at twilight cost -1.
"ya these dcs are cool thats all i have to say make more so i can spam more and beat nb and dain"

•AgentDrake, Well-Educated Icelander
Companion • Homo Sapien
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 8
Presiding Peacekeeping Official of the LotR Forums (This keyword is considered the equivalent of the keyword "Moderator")
Upon the commencement of the fellowship phase, you may exert AgentDrake to retrieve from your deck a card of the equivalent twilight cost of another present card and place the aforementioned card into play, paying its twilight cost defrayed by 2 twilight tokens. Any opposing player may remove his or her choice of the following: a burden, a threat or 2 shadow culture tokens to cancel this ability and return the card in question to its owner's draw deck, subsequently forcing said owner to shuffle his or her draw deck.
"Have I told you about the Icelandic legal sagas yet?"

[menace64]

Well now I must be done. Good luck capturing my essence in a card.

[MR. Lurtzy]

haha

[Gil-Estel]

Gil-Estel, Star of Hope......something with Bane of the Fruit Loops.. :hey: :hey:....

[sickofpalantirs]

since when do I post poorly spelled posts? quickly spelled, but not poorly spelled...

[SomeRandomDude]

•Gil-Estel, Walking Oxymoron
Companion • Dutchman
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User.
Response: If an opponent has played 12 or more cards this phase, remove to end the turn.
Fellowship: Remove 10 free peoples cards in your draw deck from the game to take a Shadow card into hand from your draw deck.
"Dwarf discard is so NPE, and I hate people who play Fruit Loops, BTW, check out my Fiend deck!"

EDIT: Fixed stuck bold.

[MR. Lurtzy]

Somebody make mine.

[SomeRandomDude]

•MR. Lurtzy, Spammer
Companion • Uruk-Hai
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
User.
Skirmish: Play a forum post to make MR Lurtzy strength +1 (or +2 if you can spot a hobbit) and damage +1.
Wow, that's got to win some record for shortest, most useless post.

[MR. Lurtzy]

•MR. Lurtzy, Spammer
Companion • Uruk-Hai
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
User.
Skirmish: Play a forum post to make MR Lurtzy strength +1 (or +2 if you can spot a hobbit) and damage +1.
Wow, that's got to win some record for shortest, most useless post.

eh, this one was better:
• MR. Lurtzy, Bringer of Spam  [Cobra]
Minion • CC Member
Strength: 13
Vitality: 3
Site: 5
Damage +1. Fierce.
SoP and NB are strength -2.
Maneuver: Remove to annoy another forum user.
Skirmish: Exhaust MR. Lurtzy to spam every topic on the CC Forum.
"Spam, spam, spam, spam, irritate, spam, annoy. Tis a spammers life for me."

[lem0nhead]

Haha awesome! That was mine. Glad you approve Lurtzy. We should import the ones from CC over here that NK started.

[sickofpalantirs]

Sickofpalantirs, Never trust a bunny [Spammer]
Companion • MSN address
Strength • 10
Vitality • 5
Resistance to Spam • Are you kidding me?
Spammer, MSN spammer, maker of LOL's
Response: If an MSN reply is made, exert Sickofpalantirs to respond to that 3 times. If you can spot 4D cause him to LOL and you may post a funny picture.
Make everyone LOL again and lather rinse repeat.