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Title: Funny card pictures/lore/text/title Post your favorites here!
Post by: Gate Troll on September 30, 2008, 03:57:05 PM
I love http://lotrtcgdb.com/pages/LOTR18114.html
for the look on the elf's face. Hes like, "WtH?... ...oh ****!"


This is great as well: http://lotrtcgdb.com/pages/LOTR15006.html
Check out his dad's name.  :lol:
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Post by: FM on September 30, 2008, 05:10:25 PM
Ok, another thread like this. I'll allow it for now, but be forewarned, everyone, that if this thread so much as nudges in the direction the one about Strength in my Blood was going, it's as good as gone. Dead pile, no warnings.
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Post by: Hobbit_Pizza on September 30, 2008, 05:23:12 PM
(https://lotrtcgwiki.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pwnworld.org%2Fuploads%2Face.jpg&hash=e9eb84ce82803bed4ec3b76f6fc8a4abc7f725ae)

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again....

 :uh-huh:
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Post by: NappyKorn on September 30, 2008, 05:26:27 PM
That has to be my favorite too :up:.
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Post by: Gate Troll on September 30, 2008, 06:07:19 PM
(https://lotrtcgwiki.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pwnworld.org%2Fuploads%2Face.jpg&hash=e9eb84ce82803bed4ec3b76f6fc8a4abc7f725ae)

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again....

 :uh-huh:

Lol. Where in the world did you find that?
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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on September 30, 2008, 07:20:16 PM
Cleaved is disgusting... I don't think that that was actually in the movie.
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Post by: FingolfinFinwe on September 30, 2008, 09:16:21 PM
I think Cleaved is hilarious.  I like how you can tell the guys arm is actually tucked against his stomach.  I doubt the elves had pot guts.

That is one of the funniest scenes in any movie. (ace with the tu-tu)  :lol: =D>
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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on September 30, 2008, 09:26:51 PM
Was it in the movie? I didn't see it...
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Post by: Elessar's Socks on October 01, 2008, 03:18:28 AM
Isildur BoH has a floaty head of doom. It must be one of the worst foils ever. Sure others could be disappointing, but here it seriously detracts from the picture. The nearly straight boundary between his head and armor is only emphasized by the foil, making the whole thing look like a cheap cutout job.

In Shadowfax GotM, Gandalf's white robe blends into Shadowfax. Looks like the horse has a huge hump. Speaking of humps, Faramir in Faramir's Sword looks like a hunchback. :lol:

Faramir, Stout Captain is a ranger but looks like a knight; Faramir, Defender of Osgiliath is a knight but looks like a ranger. Same set so I'm wondering if the pictures were placed incorrectly.

Goblin Spear's text allows the Balrog to bear it. Hence the moniker "the Balrog's toothpick."

Targon's picture had me confused for the longest time. It looks like there's a turtle with teeth grinning behind him.

Sure there are loads more...
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Post by: Elrohir on October 01, 2008, 03:34:22 AM
I have never recognized the turtle  =D>

Beren and Luthien, Arwen, Elven Rider: It seems one of Arwens eyes is bigger than the other one if I look a while at the picture.

Ferthu Theoden Hal: You can nearly see Eowyns underwear  :)

Cast unto the winds (lore): in german it is much funnier (like this: Horns in mouth/ I shake them foul/ my pair of ears) and then it ends suddenly - very strange!
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Post by: Gate Troll on October 01, 2008, 08:19:17 AM
Someone needed to do this so I went ahead. :clown:
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Post by: FM on October 01, 2008, 09:02:49 AM
The text on Goblin Spear was worded as such on purpose, as to allow The Cave Troll to bear it, since he grabs a Goblin Spear and strikes Frodo with it (thus, the burden-adding text as well, it's a really flavorful card, much more than the more-often played Goblin Scimitar). Of course, the Balrog ended up being a side-effect, but wording it like "bearer must be The Cave Troll of Moria or..." was gonna be a huge pain, plus, it's one of those interactions PLAYERS are supposed to figure out.
I LOVED the turtle one, it sure DO looks like a turtle!
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Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 01, 2008, 10:56:29 AM
that targon is hilarious...I can't remember the title of the one with theoden where it looks like he is holding a hand...forth eorlingas?

there we go ;)
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Post by: FingolfinFinwe on October 01, 2008, 12:08:18 PM
LOL what the H is that thing? Giant turtles with teeth can't be tamed!
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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on October 01, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
Violent Hurl has a funny name...
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Post by: DáinIronfoot on October 02, 2008, 08:07:57 AM
Lost In The Woods

My all-time favorite. I SWEAR that Nazzie is dancing to jazz or swing music. And snapping his fingers to it, of course.
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Post by: Elessar's Socks on October 02, 2008, 05:33:27 PM
Forth Eorlingas! is classic, SoP! Speak to the hand. :lol:

Dark Whispers must be the predecessor to Lost in the Woods. Silly Aragorn; no appreciation at all for music.

LOL what the H is that thing? Giant turtles with teeth can't be tamed!
It's a horse (I think). The "eyes" are probably its nostrils.

For some reason Gorgoroth Looter reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Post by: TheJord on October 03, 2008, 03:33:46 AM
Gorgoroth Engineer.... what was Darth Maul doing sieging Minas Tirith.

You can also see him in Siege Troop
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Post by: Gate Troll on October 03, 2008, 06:25:10 AM
I love the lore on Duality.
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Post by: Pepin The Breve on October 03, 2008, 08:11:18 AM
  I love how Decipher use the same scene thousands times with the southrons... Who tells them to not appear more in the movie anyway?

  For Example

   Southron Chieftain (Choosing a victim)
   Southron Marksmen (Time to aim! Whoa, now has been swichted to Marksman!)
   Promoted to Haradrim Marksman and ready to go!!!

   But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"

  Start with begginers level: Far Harad Mercenaries  :whistle:
  Then  ... Southron Veterans Piece of cake!  \:D/
  How about Army of Haradrim (AI)? Still easy, Huh?  :uh-huh:
  Wanna pass to intermediate? try Desert Lancers  :-k
  Time to start to get serious then: Southron Invaders   :-?
  Super hard: Strength in Numbers  :o
  And if you find him here i will buy you a donnut! Flanking Attack   ???  :-X  :suspect:  :twisted:
                     
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Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 03, 2008, 10:43:05 AM
I luv playing southron hide and seek...its also possible with morgul orcs...
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Post by: SomeRandomDude on October 03, 2008, 12:34:52 PM
The text on Goblin Spear was worded as such on purpose, as to allow The Cave Troll to bear it, since he grabs a Goblin Spear and strikes Frodo with it (thus, the burden-adding text as well, it's a really flavorful card, much more than the more-often played Goblin Scimitar). Of course, the Balrog ended up being a side-effect, but wording it like "bearer must be The Cave Troll of Moria or..." was gonna be a huge pain, plus, it's one of those interactions PLAYERS are supposed to figure out.
I LOVED the turtle one, it sure DO looks like a turtle!

Ya, but Moria Swarm pwns Cave Troll and Balrog, hence why Scimitar is more played for card drawing. And the sweet Draw-4-Cards combo with Relics of Moria.
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Post by: Kralik on October 03, 2008, 01:00:16 PM
Balrog + The Balrog's Sword + Goblin Spear + Must Do Without Hope is fun... In Fellowship Block, most people aren't expecting a Str. 22 Fierce Damage +2 'rog. ;) Kill a few, add some burdens, have Shotgun Enquea finish 'em off.  :whistle:
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Post by: Kralik on October 03, 2008, 01:02:49 PM
   But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"        

That's hilarious... I never noticed all that.
My cousin lost all respect for the "realism" of the game when he saw Gorgoroth Swarm. Great... Sauron's army has a strength of... 12? Maybe Aragorn can match them!
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Post by: Pepin The Breve on October 03, 2008, 01:27:53 PM
Quote
My cousin lost all respect for the "realism" of the game when he saw Gorgoroth Swarm. Great... Sauron's army has a strength of... 12? Maybe Aragorn can match them!

   He should have slaughter them all if the good troll of Cirith Gorgor doesn´t had gently stoomped him (just to have him stop the carnage of course)  ;)
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Post by: TheJord on October 03, 2008, 04:40:41 PM
Gorgoroth Swarm = Hill Orc :-k
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Post by: Gate Troll on October 04, 2008, 05:54:19 AM
Uruk Stalker = Uruk Pikeman. Also Uruk Savage = Breeding Pit Conscript.  :uh-huh:
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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on October 04, 2008, 11:57:13 AM
Shagrat, Captain of Cirith Ungol=Shagrat, Tower Captain

You'd think that they could find at least 1 other picture of him...
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Post by: FM on October 04, 2008, 09:17:46 PM
OMG! They went that far? Ouch... No wonder the game died!
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Post by: Gate Troll on October 08, 2008, 10:04:45 AM
No, captain of cirith ungol is slightly zoomed in while tower captain is unmodified.  :roll: You think they could have found at least one other good picture of him.
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Post by: leokula on October 08, 2008, 10:30:19 AM
   But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"

  Start with begginers level: Far Harad Mercenaries  :whistle:
  Then  ... Southron Veterans Piece of cake!  \:D/
  How about Army of Haradrim (AI)? Still easy, Huh?  :uh-huh:
  Wanna pass to intermediate? try Desert Lancers  :-k
  Time to start to get serious then: Southron Invaders   :-?
  Super hard: Strength in Numbers  :o
  And if you find him here i will buy you a donnut! Flanking Attack   ???  :-X  :suspect:  :twisted:
                     

LMAO!!!!! That's hilarious!!

Mordor Warrior seems to be wearing a nice mohawk :D or something like Sloth's haircut on the goonies  :hey:
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Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 08, 2008, 11:11:09 AM
stomping on gorbag maybe ;)
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Post by: Gil-Estel on October 08, 2008, 01:16:57 PM
I think the beast of Ulaire Toldea, Thrall of the One (10R71) has had something bad for dinner. Check its mega green/white farth!
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Post by: FM on October 08, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
LOL!
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Post by: Pepin The Breve on October 08, 2008, 02:05:06 PM
I think the beast of Ulaire Toldea, Thrall of the One (10R71) has had something bad for dinner. Check its mega green/white farth!

    Darn! It´s just so evil...

    The card would make more sense if says: exert Ulaire Toldea to make him damage+1 (or maybe exert twice to place his opponent in the dead pile and he loses fierce and cannot gain fierce - obviuosly he had to take care of his beast indigestion)  :hey:
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Post by: Elessar's Socks on October 08, 2008, 02:16:02 PM
Toldea was always the rocket-powered Nazgul to me. NOLINKNever thought to look at it as bad digestion. :lol:

:gp: for the awesome Desert Lord collection.

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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on October 08, 2008, 11:40:22 PM
Throne of the Golden Hall is mighty throne indeed!
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Post by: Gil-Estel on October 09, 2008, 04:36:02 AM
If I was to go to The Lord of the Rings premiere, and when I would make myself comfortable in my chair, eating popcorn, drinking Coca Cola, and they would show the Titanic, I'd probably look like this : Isildur, Swordbearer
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Post by: Gil-Estel on October 09, 2008, 04:41:32 AM
LotN must be thinking: what's that smell? Oh must be Toldea's beast
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Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 05:49:40 AM
Grimir, Dwarven Emissary. he looks like he's in the process of passing out.

Numenor's Pride: gandalf speaking: "HEY! your horse is bigger than mine!"
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Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 05:57:55 AM
oh, and Sigewulf, Brave Volunteer, it's like he' saying, "HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP!!!"

and he doesn't look very brave, he looks like he's about to pee himself.

Gathering Wind: "where'd i put my glasses? I can't see a bloody thing!"
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Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 06:02:08 AM
Farin, Dwarven Emissary: "I think i'd like some marshmallows!"

and Let Fly. lol: "hoooold, stillllll"

not to mention the uruk looks like he's got his hands up.
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Post by: Gate Troll on October 09, 2008, 07:53:01 AM
Holy cow! Triple post.  :o
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Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 08:05:32 AM
i know #-o i kept finding other pictures and forgot to just edit my original.
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Post by: Pepin The Breve on October 09, 2008, 08:40:14 AM
   
If I was to go to The Lord of the Rings premiere, and when I would make myself comfortable in my chair, eating popcorn, drinking Coca Cola, and they would show the Titanic, I'd probably look like this : Isildur, Swordbearer

    Hahahaha, that was blasted funny! darn man, you deserve a  :gp: for that! I´m almost could imagine your face (even that i don´t ever seen it!). The WK one was hilarious too, i almost fall down my chair when i read it.

   matchetman had post some good ones too!

    This is what happens when you let LoTR players let they imagination fly!
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Post by: leokula on October 09, 2008, 09:38:41 AM
The guy in Harmless seems to be flying with a broom, doesn't he?
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Post by: Gil-Estel on October 09, 2008, 09:49:16 AM
I think the horse behid Targon heared a good joke...
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Post by: TheJord on October 09, 2008, 09:52:18 AM
The guy in Harmless is being force pushed
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Post by: sickofpalantirs on October 09, 2008, 10:57:23 AM
I always picture let fly being like...wait for it...gotta make sure I don't miss ;)
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Post by: Gate Troll on October 09, 2008, 12:02:59 PM
Orkish Warg-master is funny because the picture looks like the warg is nibbling on the horse and because the lore is so... ...classic.  ](*,)
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Post by: TheJord on October 09, 2008, 12:08:06 PM
Fredegar Bolger, Fatty and Make A Run for It... BWAHAHAH!
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Post by: FM on October 09, 2008, 07:17:30 PM
I think the horse behid Targon heared a good joke...

That's Timmy the Toothy Turtle!
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Post by: macheteman on October 09, 2008, 07:45:09 PM
Gil-galad, Elven High King: "better watch out, i've got my 'game face' on!!!"

this is what i'd look like if my friend told me he had three #$&*@!: Hurry Hobbitses.

the picture and title just don't seem to match up...Careful Study

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Post by: Gate Troll on October 15, 2008, 11:06:28 AM
Cirith Ungol Scavenger is singing; LAAAAA! And look at Scintillating Bird, since when have Dragons been birds?
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Post by: Shieldmaiden on October 27, 2008, 02:36:04 AM
Thanks for posting these, guys, it really brightened up my day!  :lol: I especially love g-e's and mm's! 

ROLF!!!
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Post by: Gate Troll on November 09, 2008, 12:25:45 PM
I was looking through some cards today and I just noticed, We Must Have It and You're a Liar and a Thief have the same lore. :suspect:

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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on November 09, 2008, 12:37:50 PM
Jeez, only 1 set apart too!
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Post by: TheJord on November 09, 2008, 01:55:15 PM
GT the Necromancer

Perspective - I picture Gandalf saying "PEAK A BOO!!"
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Post by: macheteman on November 09, 2008, 03:16:54 PM
Duilin, Ranger from Blackroot Vale he's like: "OMG, i can't believe i couldn't beat that level 10 goblin, even though i had a +12 cloak of invisibility, and a +6 bow of heavenly accuracy"
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Post by: Gate Troll on November 09, 2008, 04:49:29 PM
It looks like the elf statue in Elf Song is about to throw a frisbee.
Btw, on a different note, elf song is so broken. Essential in every elf deck.  :up:
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Post by: macheteman on November 09, 2008, 04:56:57 PM
[2] Elven Discus [elf]
Possession • Ranged Weapon
Strength: +1
Bearer must be an elf statue.
Bearer gains exceptional when playing Frisbee Golf.
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Post by: GarrisonofGondor on November 15, 2008, 05:08:25 PM
 Never is what MY face would look like if My friend ever told me he had three testicals.
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Post by: MR. Lurtzy on November 15, 2008, 06:00:25 PM
Subtle.
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Post by: Mc Tono on November 16, 2008, 08:53:39 AM
Saruman checking his black (garlic) breath on Lurtz. Fortitude 11u185
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Post by: Mc Tono on November 16, 2008, 09:14:25 AM
cursed of erech 10u26:

"Westside!!!"