Funny card pictures/lore/text/title Post your favorites here!

[Gate Troll]

I love http://lotrtcgwiki.com/pages/LOTR18114.html
for the look on the elf's face. Hes like, "WtH?... ...oh ****!"


This is great as well: http://lotrtcgwiki.com/pages/LOTR15006.html
Check out his dad's name. 

[FM]

Ok, another thread like this. I'll allow it for now, but be forewarned, everyone, that if this thread so much as nudges in the direction the one about Strength in my Blood was going, it's as good as gone. Dead pile, no warnings.

[Hobbit_Pizza]

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again....

 

[NappyKorn]

That has to be my favorite too .

[Gate Troll]

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again....

 

Lol. Where in the world did you find that?

[MR. Lurtzy]

Cleaved is disgusting... I don't think that that was actually in the movie.

[FingolfinFinwe]

I think Cleaved is hilarious.  I like how you can tell the guys arm is actually tucked against his stomach.  I doubt the elves had pot guts.

That is one of the funniest scenes in any movie. (ace with the tu-tu) 

[MR. Lurtzy]

Was it in the movie? I didn't see it...

[Elessar's Socks]

Isildur BoH has a floaty head of doom. It must be one of the worst foils ever. Sure others could be disappointing, but here it seriously detracts from the picture. The nearly straight boundary between his head and armor is only emphasized by the foil, making the whole thing look like a cheap cutout job.

In Shadowfax GotM, Gandalf's white robe blends into Shadowfax. Looks like the horse has a huge hump. Speaking of humps, Faramir in Faramir's Sword looks like a hunchback.

Faramir, Stout Captain is a ranger but looks like a knight; Faramir, Defender of Osgiliath is a knight but looks like a ranger. Same set so I'm wondering if the pictures were placed incorrectly.

Goblin Spear's text allows the Balrog to bear it. Hence the moniker "the Balrog's toothpick."

Targon's picture had me confused for the longest time. It looks like there's a turtle with teeth grinning behind him.

Sure there are loads more...

[Elrohir]

I have never recognized the turtle 

Beren and Luthien, Arwen, Elven Rider: It seems one of Arwens eyes is bigger than the other one if I look a while at the picture.

Ferthu Theoden Hal: You can nearly see Eowyns underwear 

Cast unto the winds (lore): in german it is much funnier (like this: Horns in mouth/ I shake them foul/ my pair of ears) and then it ends suddenly - very strange!

[Gate Troll]

Someone needed to do this so I went ahead.

[FM]

The text on Goblin Spear was worded as such on purpose, as to allow The Cave Troll to bear it, since he grabs a Goblin Spear and strikes Frodo with it (thus, the burden-adding text as well, it's a really flavorful card, much more than the more-often played Goblin Scimitar). Of course, the Balrog ended up being a side-effect, but wording it like "bearer must be The Cave Troll of Moria or..." was gonna be a huge pain, plus, it's one of those interactions PLAYERS are supposed to figure out.
I LOVED the turtle one, it sure DO looks like a turtle!

[sickofpalantirs]

that targon is hilarious...I can't remember the title of the one with theoden where it looks like he is holding a hand...forth eorlingas?

there we go

[FingolfinFinwe]

LOL what the H is that thing? Giant turtles with teeth can't be tamed!

[MR. Lurtzy]

Violent Hurl has a funny name...