The Last Homely House
General => Council of Cobra => Topic started by: macheteman on October 03, 2008, 09:18:28 PM
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we are finally announcing our candidacy for the '08 presidential election. I, macheteman will be running for president, and NappyKorn will be my trusty running mate. we will be outlining policy later. but basically we would love to know how many of you would vote for a mm-nappy ticket?
our campaign slogan is: an aquatic chicken in every pot. (kudos if you know what i'm talking about. if you don't, review US presidential history)
just think: if you vote for me, you will have the first break-dancing president!!! and maybe vice president if nappy can break-dance.
Policy:
Iraq war strategy: as president, i will place Anautikus at the helm of our military, and all funds will go directly to the construction of as many rofl-copters as possible. and they will spread hillarity across the globe. everyone will be laughing so hard, that we will finally have world-peace and be able to bring all our troops home!!
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lol let's see those policies.
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i must consult with my vice-president... our policies will be forthcoming... :-)
cheers,
-mm
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I would totally vote for that slogan!
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we are finally announcing our candidacy for the '08 presidential election. I, macheteman will be running for president, and NappyKorn will be my trusty running mate. we will be outlining policy later. but basically we would love to know how many of you would vote for a mm-nappy ticket?
our campaign slogan is: an aquatic chicken in every pot. (kudos if you know what i'm talking about. if you don't, review US presidential history)
just think: if you vote for me, you will have the first break-dancing president!!! and maybe vice president if nappy can break-dance.
I'd like to see the government buy lotr tcg and have state-sponsored Lotr tournaments!
A vicious aquatic chicken in every pot would be awesome!
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Yeah, I'd vote for you!
Can I be Secretary of State? :P
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Dibs on Sec. of Defense ROLF
mm where have you been!
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OOOOO I want to be secretary of defense.
We declare war on you.
Why?
you don't support aquatic chicken farms.
EDIT: taken...I'll be secretary of the treasury.
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Can I be the chief of the secret police? [-o<
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You would have my vote! :up:
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ok, you have waited long enough. i will now reveal our strategy for winning the war in iraq. and everywhere else for that matter...
as president, i will place Anautikus at the helm of our military, and all funds will go directly to the construction of as many rofl-copters as possible. and they will spread hillarity across the globe. everyone will be laughing so hard, that we will finally have world-peace and be able to bring all our troops home!!
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Ah the secret strategy revealed. We will either have world peace or global domination due to the fact everyone will be to busy ROLFing to detect or global take over, I mean our efforts for global peace only.
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exactly. my running-mate is a great orator!
rolf
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exactly. my running-mate is a great orator!
rolf
ROFL not ROLF: rolling on floor laughing, not rolling on laughing floor
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ROLF means Rolling Over Lowly Folks :o. As I said we are here for glogal dominations erm..... I mean peace.
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As I said we are here for glogal dominations
"glogal" great, the media is going to rip you apart for that one...
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Just call me Dan Quail :up:.
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so, VP, what do you think we should do about the economy?
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Taxes breaks for the working middle class. It will enable more spending, leading to more sales taxes being paid :up:. Tax breaks for the big business has been done and has not work. I also say no sales tax on LOtR items (cards, movies memorbilia etc...). Anyway just a start I will get more into our big plan in a bit after working out some things.
Our run of the world can mean more countries conquered erm... I mean peace happy ountries and then we can control their assets I mean sell more to them and help with a more global market based on world domin...peace :up:
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absolutely.
and honestly, both tax breaks on the working class and tax breaks for big businesses work in theory, and neither have worked alone. perhaps a big, NO TAXES FOR ANYBODY policy might give more money to everyone :-)
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ok, so the economy:
basically, since the dollar is so weak, and the UK pounds are so strong, we take all the pounds and give them to the americans!!!! because they're better!! and americans DESERVE the best... and frankly, we need more money so we can continue driving our SUV's, because we have 1.8 children who can't sit in the same row without killing each other, so we need a row of seats for each of them! and we also have to keep them in car-seats until they are 14 years old... all that to say, this will all change if you elect macheteman and NappyKorn in '08!!!
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Can i vote?
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Can i vote?
why do you ask? if you will vote for mm-Nappy then YES, if not...
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I'm ROLFing all the way!!! :lol:
Oh, and I may be wrong, but I suspect that Lem0n might want to vote against you, due to the fact that you want to give all UK pounds to Americans. I have to say that it's the only one of your policies that I would be against. :-S
I love the rest of your ideas guys, keep them coming! ;D
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the "taking pounds for americans" was sarcasm... really, i think that under our global domina- i mean world peace, we will have enough resources from the unused military budget to supply the whole world with money!!!
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exactly. my running-mate is a great orator!
rolf
ROFL not ROLF: rolling on floor laughing, not rolling on laughing floor
When he gets to be President that will mean whatever he wants really :D
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I'd like to see the government buy lotr tcg and have state-sponsored Lotr tournaments!
A vicious aquatic chicken in every pot would be awesome!
SOCIALIST! :o
Anyways. How you two got paired up is beyond me. I'm staring at a ticket that has a libertarian and a liberal...hm.
It has come to my attention that the Greek post office bans the shipping of playing cards in their mail. :o What is your policy concerning this frightening infringement on individual liberty?
Also, do you plan to substitute the use of frozen chickens for aircraft collision simulations with vicious aquatic chickens?
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i'm not a libertarian, i don't even agree with their basic principles, i happen to share a couple values, but other than that...
me and nappy are on the same ticket for 2 reasons: 1. we're cool 8-) and 2. we're funny! :lol: oh, and 3. we're nice :uh-huh:
to answer you chicken question, the viciousness of the vicious aquatic chickens makes them very hard to handle, and completely untrustworthy for aircraft simulations. but, with the world peace that will breakout under my rule, we won't need collision simulations.
-mm
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Can i vote?
why do you ask? if you will vote for mm-Nappy then YES, if not...
I mean cos i aint a yank....
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i'm not a libertarian, i don't even agree with their basic principles, i happen to share a couple values, but other than that...
me and nappy are on the same ticket for 2 reasons: 1. we're cool 8-) and 2. we're funny! :lol: oh, and 3. we're nice :uh-huh:
to answer you chicken question, the viciousness of the vicious aquatic chickens makes them very hard to handle, and completely untrustworthy for aircraft simulations. but, with the world peace that will breakout under my rule, we won't need collision simulations.
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What about passenger aircraft? Believe it or not, even if there is world peace, there will still be frozen birds flying at 35,000 feet.
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http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=374154&altf=nbdifufnbo&altl=ObqqzLpso
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That's great :up:.
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lol someone made that on another site I was on...I lol'ed
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That's awesome.
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i have a new policy i would like to disclose to all my supporters, enemies, and those sitting awkwardly on the fence... it deals with the issue of global warming.
sign slogan: How are YOU helping Global Warming??
Speech: you will notice, fellow Americans and allies of the republic, for which i stand... you will notice that all the other candidates who stand before you, are proposing ways to stop global warming. but i have a plan that is drastically different. and i will show you a way, in which it can be achieved. with the resources gained from the unneeded military fund (due to the rofl-copters) we will be able to provide a means of paying for this extensive plan. the basic concept, is that with a little extra pollution, we can, together, help advance global warming, and eliminate winter from most of the world. who likes the cold temperatures anyway? by dumping your trash on the side of the road, removing catalytic converters from your vehicles, and increasing the carbon dioxide output, we will eliminate the winter entirely! cold temperatures will still exist in at the poles. Antarctica will become an amazing continent full of ski resorts, homes for winter-weather-wuvers and vacationers. this virtually uninhabited continent will be able to be developed, creating jobs for millions of Americans, and Mexicans, and Brits, and Chinese, and Mongolian, and Inuit, and, well, everybody. a network of affordable transportation will be created to allow people to travel to the winter paradise. but for the most part, people will be enjoying tropical weather, sunny beaches, and a whole new way of life. of course the polar ice caps and glaciers will melt and the water level will rise, reclaiming some land, but previosly unlivable areas will become open to the public. and who knows, maybe you will have water-front property!
so, how do we get to this winter-less paradise? it's simple, gas-guzzling SUV's for every home! no more emissions regulations! in fact, we will regulate how little emissions will be allowed. America will become the epicenter of this new wave of pollutants and environmental change. because this is change we need! This is change that has effects far beyond you or your children. vote for mm and nappy in '08 to pass down a legacy to every generation that follows you! this is what you, and every citizen deserves! Vote, to help global warming.
I am macheteman
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Holy...
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I'm not even sure how to respond to that. :lol:
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When in doubt...
LOL!!!!!!!!
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yeah, that was sarcasm!
ROLF!!!
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Oh goodness. You are a contrary candidate. :lol:
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I wuv it ;)
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LOL I love it I love it I love it keep it up and you will have my vote