Vote: macheteman and NappyKorn in '08

[macheteman]

As I said we are here for glogal dominations

"glogal" great, the media is going to rip you apart for that one...

[NappyKorn]

Just call me Dan Quail .

[macheteman]

so, VP, what do you think we should do about the economy?

[NappyKorn]

Taxes breaks for the working middle class. It will enable more spending, leading to more sales taxes being paid . Tax breaks for the big business has been done and has not work. I also say no sales tax on LOtR items (cards, movies memorbilia etc...). Anyway just a start I will get more into our big plan in a bit after working out some things.

Our run of the world can mean more countries conquered erm... I mean peace happy ountries and then we can control their assets I mean sell more to them and help with a more global market based on world domin...peace

[macheteman]

absolutely.

and honestly, both tax breaks on the working class and tax breaks for big businesses work in theory, and neither have worked alone. perhaps a big, NO TAXES FOR ANYBODY policy might give more money to everyone :-)

[macheteman]

ok, so the economy:

basically, since the dollar is so weak, and the UK pounds are so strong, we take all the pounds and give them to the americans!!!! because they're better!! and americans DESERVE the best... and frankly, we need more money so we can continue driving our SUV's, because we have 1.8 children who can't sit in the same row without killing each other, so we need a row of seats for each of them! and we also have to keep them in car-seats until they are 14 years old... all that to say, this will all change if you elect macheteman and NappyKorn in '08!!!

[lem0nhead]

Can i vote?

[macheteman]

Can i vote?

why do you ask? if you will vote for mm-Nappy then YES, if not...

[Shieldmaiden]

I'm ROLFing all the way!!!   

Oh, and I may be wrong, but I suspect that Lem0n might want to vote against you, due to the fact that you want to give all UK pounds to Americans.  I have to say that it's the only one of your policies that I would be against.    

I love the rest of your ideas guys, keep them coming!   

[macheteman]

the "taking pounds for americans" was sarcasm... really, i think that under our global domina- i mean world peace, we will have enough resources from the unused military budget to supply the whole world with money!!!

[leokula]

exactly. my running-mate is a great orator!

rolf

ROFL not ROLF: rolling on floor laughing, not rolling on laughing floor

When he gets to be President that will mean whatever he wants really

[SomeRandomDude]

I'd like to see the government buy lotr tcg and have state-sponsored Lotr tournaments!
A vicious aquatic chicken in every pot would be awesome!

SOCIALIST! 

Anyways. How you two got paired up is beyond me. I'm staring at a ticket that has a libertarian and a liberal...hm.

It has come to my attention that the Greek post office bans the shipping of playing cards in their mail.  What is your policy concerning this frightening infringement on individual liberty?

Also, do you plan to substitute the use of frozen chickens for aircraft collision simulations with vicious aquatic chickens?

[macheteman]

i'm not a libertarian, i don't even agree with their basic principles, i happen to share a couple values, but other than that...

me and nappy are on the same ticket for 2 reasons: 1. we're cool and 2. we're funny! oh, and 3. we're nice

to answer you chicken question, the viciousness of the vicious aquatic chickens makes them very hard to handle, and completely untrustworthy for aircraft simulations. but, with the world peace that will breakout under my rule, we won't need collision simulations.

-mm

[lem0nhead]

Can i vote?

why do you ask? if you will vote for mm-Nappy then YES, if not...

I mean cos i aint a yank....

[SomeRandomDude]

i'm not a libertarian, i don't even agree with their basic principles, i happen to share a couple values, but other than that...

me and nappy are on the same ticket for 2 reasons: 1. we're cool and 2. we're funny! oh, and 3. we're nice

to answer you chicken question, the viciousness of the vicious aquatic chickens makes them very hard to handle, and completely untrustworthy for aircraft simulations. but, with the world peace that will breakout under my rule, we won't need collision simulations.

-mm

What about passenger aircraft? Believe it or not, even if there is world peace, there will still be frozen birds flying at 35,000 feet.