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| corvus |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:28 pm |
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So, a bud of mine from university got this really cool lan-language fellowship of the ring "translation". Here goes:
[At Bilbo’s 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"
Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"
[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo" "Sif, It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from the shire
**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has loffed on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from the Shire
Sam has been kicked from the Shire
[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandald: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Saruman beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"
[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look, foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniifs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"
[Bree. in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc’d"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"
[at weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz!"
**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**The WK stabs Frodo’s ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn laps into the fray with a flaming brand and his sword:
Aragorn: :"PH34R!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed!"
[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG! Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r"
Arwen: "Firewall?"
**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the Nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My Dad pwns urs!"
**Nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLOL n00bs!!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the Nazgul away
Warning: Connection problems detected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt!!"
[at the council of Elrond]
Gimli: ’Dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "LOLOLOL n00bs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimli: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "Sigh, n00b"
[Frodo meets with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "LOLOL, me = 10th level thief"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the one Ring
Biblo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK u!"
Frodo: "Sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"
[the fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: " I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There is an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"
[the fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gamalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Moria open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"
[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!1! PWNED!"
**After travelling some time in the dark, the fellowship comes to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! n00b!"
Merry: "d’oh"
**The fellowsip hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**The fellowship shores up the doors as the orcs come
Boromir: TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] orc
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] orc
Gimli [axe] orc
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] orc
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we ’re not at teh end yet!"
**cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOLOL, Noobs!"
**The fellowship runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts t follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the Balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gadalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balgor: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog’s weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo" OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and with a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entagling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D’oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balgor into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server Balrog has disconnected
[After escaping Moria the fellowship enters Lothlorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel" "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don’t want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******!" SIF i want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!"
[The fellowship leaves Lothlorienand sets out via river]
Saruman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
[stopping at the banks of the river, the fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimme teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"
**A group of uruk-hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk-hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk-hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk-hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk-hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing camper!!!"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk-hai: "Hah pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] uruk-hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"
[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam ’sees’ him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"
Teh 3nd!!1!
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| ingold55 |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:52 pm |
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| WitchKingBlkCapt |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:14 pm |
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Here is a little help for you. most of it is quick abbreviations used in messengers.
3=e
4=a
0=o
stfu=shut the **** up
ffs=I am not sure
omg=oh my god
sif=I am not sure
a/s/l=Age/sex/not sure bout the l
if someone could fill in the three blanks we will have it. |
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| Hazael |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:21 pm |
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hehe that wasn’t too bad. I like it.
ffs = for f*** sake
noob = newbie of course
and pwned = owned of course |
Some of the best scenarios on EE...
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| corvus |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:41 pm |
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I am not sure about the three * either. Anyway, hope you liked it. (****ing campers  ) |
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| bobtheorc |
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| corvus |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:54 pm |
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| In a forum i think. I’m not 100% sure though... |
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| YourStinkenFace |
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| corvus |
![]() Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:26 pm |
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| Hey, i just thought: *** = wtf... could be right? |
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| CarpeGuitarrem |
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| Wow, that was great! I was laughing at least half the way through! That was one of the most ingenious things I’ve seen out there... |
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