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Who's card do you like best?

CarpeGuitarrem's

[ 2 ] 16%

theOmnipotentOne's

[ 4 ] 33%

Pipsqueak's

[ 2 ] 16%

sickofpalantirs's

[ 0 ] 0%

bobtheorc's

[ 2 ] 16%

Hazael's

[ 2 ] 16%

Total Votes : 12

Pipsqueak

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:22 pm

Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 331 Location: A northerner down south

Here we go with the actuall voting and posting for the next con.
I only got 6 entrants, but hopefully i will get mote this time.
Use the mini-poll system to vote, but you have to vote to enter. To make sure that this rule is enforced, Also post your vote with your entry.
bobtheorc gave me two cards, so i selected one of my choice to entered.
Vote first by the mini-poll, then by the following letters:

A • CarpeGuitarrem
B • theOmnipotentOne
C • Pipsqueak
D • sickofpalantirs
E • bobtheorc
F • Hazael
G • josiah_of_rohan

A • CarpeGuitarrem
(4) Aragorn, Hare of Elendil Gondor

Companion • Rabbit
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Defender +1. Attack Hare
Sauron fears you, Aragorn. He fears how high you jump.

B • theOmnipotentOne
(4) •Elrond, Fitness to History Elven

Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resist: 7
Companion • Elf
To play, spot an Elf.
Skirmish: If Elrond is skirmishing a minion, exert him to take out a treadmill and exhaust the minion.
"’I was there the day the strength of Men failed.’"

C • Pipsqueak
(1) •Gimli’s Pipe Dwarven

Possession • Pipe
Bearer must be a sober Dwarf.
Exert Gimli to make him high and to add 1 to the number of tobacco fields you can spot (or add 2 if you can spot 3 high Dwarves).
"Soon, master Elf, you will taste dwarven tobacco. I’m high, you know."

D • sickofpalantirs
(5) •Elendil, the short Elven

Strength:8
Vitality: 5
Companion • Midget
To play, spot 2 short men
Fellowship: Play a short artifact on Elendil to make the move limit for this turn +1.
Regroup: dicard a short artifact to liberate a site.
...and the North-realm they made in Arnor and the South-realm in Midget-land...

E • bobtheorc
(1) •Pippin, Just a Nuisance Shire

Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 3
Vitality: 4
Signet: Gandalf
Skirmish: If Pippin is not assigned to a skirmish, discard him to make Gandalf gain annoyed.
"’What good have I been?... a passenger, a piece of luggage, an empty doritos bag?’"

F • Hazael
(4) •Aragorn, Heir to the Abandoned City Gondor

Companion • Man
Stength: 8
Vitality: 4
Signet: Frodo
Flatulent.
Each time the fellowship moves during the fellowship phase, pull Aragorn’s finger to remove (2) and discard every companion.
"’...his hood was cast back, and his dark hair was blowing in the wind, a
tear was in his eye: a king . . .in his own land.’"

G • josiah_of_rohan
(2) Gollum, Hopefull
str: 2
vit: 4
site: 3
at the start of each skirmish involving gollum, he hopefully will gain x strength, when x is the strength that he will hopefully gain, if gollum does not gain this strength, he will go mad and beat tOO in the head with a Frying Pan, and feed him to Bill the Pony.
"we hopes to get it raw and wriggling...you pessamistic fat hobbit"

Here’s how it works:
Vote via the mini-poll, then post your vote here, and post your new "doctored" card with your vote.
If anyone is confused, i’ll be doing it soon, and you can watch me. Once again, we’ll go until we get at least 6 people.
Golden Rule: You cannot vote for yourself.

Last edited by Pipsqueak on Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:40 pm; edited 1 time in totalLong live the southern bros. Homage

Anonymous Prodigy

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:53 pm

Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 4197 Location: United States

I am going to have to vote for (C) Pipsqueak here. tOO was a close second, but what kind of treadmill are talking here?

I had to put something here.

ingold55

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:54 pm

Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 1199 Location: Out on the front line

i like (C) but bobtheorcs card was good too.

There is a power in this world beyond any of us, and Jesus is that power and The Savior.

Cool

this is my attempt to look cool.
Trade list (Want Balrogs and Aragorns)

CarpeGuitarrem

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:36 pm

Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 3361 Location: Franciscan University of Steubenville

I’ll have to go (E) for this one.

(doctoring of Aragorn, Isildur’s Heir)
<4> Aragorn, Isildur’s Hair
Type: Companion-Wig
Str/Vit/Res: 8/4/8
Culture: Gondor

Text: Aragorn is strength +1 for every Gondor

card that has a hairpiece on it.
At the start of each assignment phase, you may exert Aragorn to make a bald companion that has resistance 7 or more Rogaine-enhanced until the regroup phase.
Thus came Aragorn, son of Hairathorn, the wig...

Last edited by CarpeGuitarrem on Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:54 pm; edited 1 time in total

Guest

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:20 pm

Joined: Posts: Location:

Anonymous Prodigy wrote:

I am going to have to vote for (C) Pipsqueak here. tOO was a close second, but what kind of treadmill are talking here?

It was a joke, when you run a lot, you become exhausted? EH? Cobra

<1>Abandoning Madness for Reason Isengard

Event • Response
If another shadow player plays his cards and leaves you with little or no twilight, you may discard all other shadow cards to add (X), where X is the combined twilight cost of each card discarded. Draw a card.
"Why did you have to use all of the twilight? I mean, I could have given him at least 8 wounds!"

Last edited by Guest on Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:01 pm; edited 1 time in total

Pipsqueak

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:34 pm

Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 331 Location: A northerner down south

thanks for voting guys, but you’re supposed to post a card with your vote. So, just edit, and add a card.

My vote is E. Hazael’s was just juvenile.

And my new card, doctored up version of There and Back Again:
(1) • Beer and flackjacks again Shire

Condition
Tale. Bearer must be a Hobbit that is tired of his wife making flackjacks for breakfast every morning, but is not yet tired of beer.
Maneuver: Discard this condition to make each Hobbit eating flackjacks replace his food with a can of beer.
"Dangit, woman! What don’t you understand about the fact that i’m tired of flackjacks? I want beer! Beer i say!"

Long live the southern bros. Homage

sickofpalantirs

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:37 am

Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 7750 Location: somwhere, over the rainbow way up high. There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby.

I will post my card later when is the deadline?

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