Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[Gate Troll]

Orc
Minion • Orc
Strength: 4
Vitality: 1
Site: 6
"...one of a million identical, dumb, orcs."

[BattleWarg]

Alternate Ring-bearer
Companion
3 Strength
3 Vitality
7 Ringed Resistance
At the start of the game, name a culture and a race.  Alternate Ring-bearer's culture is that culture (replacing ) and his race is that race.
Alternate Ring-bearer gains the keyword abilities of each other companion that he shares a race or culture with.
With enough theories, the entirety of Middle-earth once held The One Ring...

[Thranduil]

•Sméagol, Bearer of Secrets (V)
Companion
Str: 3
Vit: 4
Res: 5
To play, add a burden.
When you play Sméagol, stack the top 5 cards of your draw deck facedown beneath him.
Skirmish: Exert Sméagol to shuffle all cards stacked beneath him, and play one at random (regardless of its cost or other restrictions). If it is a Shadow card, discard it and repeat this process.
Sméagol knew so many things. The only problem was, he had forgotten them.

[Gate Troll]

•Sméagol, Nude
Companion • Ancient Hobbit
Strength: 3
Vitality: 4
Clothing levels: 0
To play, strip Sméagol.
Everyone goes blind or dies.
"'Aaaah, Mr. Frodo, he's, he's, he's mooning me!'"

[sickofpalantirs]

unpleasant mental images.

Hobbit Suspenders
Possession • Suspenders
Bearer must be a companion.  Bearer can not be depantsed by shadow cards.  Bearer gains geeky

[macheteman]

Bilbo's Pocket
Possession • Pocket
To play spot Bilbo.
Plays to your support area.
Fellowship: If there is no card stacked here, stack a possession from hand face down on this card.
Maneuver: If there is a card stacked here, exert Bilbo to make each opponent guess the card title of the stacked card. (3 guesses) If no opponent guesses correctly, discard all minions.

[Gate Troll]

The Contents of Gollum's Pockets...
Possessions • Random Assorted Crap
Any phase: Take something random out of Gollum's pocket.
If it is a fishbone stick it down Bilbo's throat.
If it is a Goblin's tooth add (or pitch it at Bilbo).
If it is a wet shell you can discard it or wound Bilbo.
If it is a a bit of bat wing you can make Gollum chew on it.
If it is a sharp stone you can sharpen Gollum's fangs with it.
And if it is something nasty you can do something nasty with it!
"'S-s-s-s-s,' said Gollum more upset than ever.
He thought of all the things that he kept in his own pockets..."

[Anvar]

Stuff it in his Pocket
Event • Maneuver
Exert Gandalf to put a Shadow possession or artifact from play into your pocket.
"'I'll take that, my lad!'"

[legolas3333]

Spoils to the Victor
Event - End Of The Game
This event may be played from your draw deck or discard pile.
If you won, take all you opponents cards

[Gate Troll]

Mine!
Condition • Support Area
When you play this you may end the game, and
add to play Spoils to the Victor immediately.
Whoever has a bigger deck wins. If your deck is smaller, cheat.
"'Okay, I won, hand it over...'"

[rubbercarp]

Worthless Rare
Event • Pack
You cannot use this card in a game.
"Argh!"

I especially love that it's a Sauron card.
This card already exists...actually, there are quite a number of them!
-wtk

[legolas3333]

and weight of a legacy

Found in the Woods
Event - Shadow
Search your deck for a dancing/rapping Nazgul
Follow the music to the source

[Not a Zombie]

I love seeking its master!

Dancing Nazgual
Str: 10
Vit: 3
Site: 3
Feirce.
When you play this minion, you and all opponents get into a dance off. The winner draws 2 cards and the loser(S) discard their hand.
"Waltz or tango, that is the question."


Rapping Nazgual
Str: 10
Vit: 3
Site: 3
Feirce.
When you play this minion, all companions drop their weapons to plug their ears.
Legolas: "I told you we should have brought ear plugs!" Aragorn: "Doesn't matter now, there is only one thing to do! Kill the rapper by singing country!"

[MR. Lurtzy]

Each time a burden is added, I think.

[eomund]

Alright, I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking. This card is ridiculous.



Who would play a ringbearer with resistence 34?  What were you thinking?! I know he gets corrupted by the ring and all, but give the man a break. I think at least 37, if not 41.