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May 20, 2008, 11:33:28 AM
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Big worthless fire ball
Event • who cares? its not going to do anything
put on a cool light show, but don't actually hurt anyone. thats bout it.
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May 20, 2008, 04:39:42 PM
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May 20, 2008, 04:39:42 PM »
• Pippin, Worthless Companion
Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 0
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 0
Damage -1
While you can spot another companion, Pippin may not be assigned to a skirmish.
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May 20, 2008, 05:08:27 PM
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May 20, 2008, 05:08:27 PM »
Worthless Rare
Event • Pack
You cannot use this card in a game.
"Argh!"
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May 20, 2008, 05:46:55 PM
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May 20, 2008, 05:46:55 PM »
Foil Rare
Anduril, FOTW
[Foil]
Card • Foil
when you play Foil Rare
Anduril, FOTW
all your opponents will be dazzled at its awesomeness. They will then concede just to get the chance to see it again.
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(after all, it's a CHARITY organization, I still have SOME principles, even having gone through Law School...
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Elf Lvr:
Bit of a scrawny Iowan kid with an unhealthy artifact obsession. Oh, and a God of Spam. In a good way.
Ahhh!!! SoP, you're a genius!!!
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May 21, 2008, 07:07:20 AM
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May 21, 2008, 07:07:20 AM »
Anduril Shame of the Quest
Artifact • Hand Weapon
Strength: -1
Bearer must be Aragorn.
Archery:
Aragorn may throw the shards of Anduril at his opponents for all the good it'll do.
"No more than a
broken heirloom
... that has just cut my finger! Sonofa...."
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Ban shampoo, demand real poo.
That's like having "Some Who Ride Ponies" as a Rohan follower.
~ Dain Ironfoot.
May 21, 2008, 05:26:14 PM
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May 21, 2008, 05:26:14 PM »
Galadriel's Poison Ewer
Artifact • Hand Weapon
Vitality: -1
Bearer must be Galadriel.
Each time the Fellowship moves, wound Galadriel.
Skirmish:
Add a burden to make Galadriel strength -1. The Shadow player may add
to prevent this.
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Last Edit: May 22, 2008, 12:58:50 PM by Kralik
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May 22, 2008, 02:25:29 AM
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May 22, 2008, 02:25:29 AM »
Galadriel's Poison Pen Letter
Possession
Resistance: -3
Bearer must be Elrond.
Bearer gains
intimidated
.
"Youre a useless father and when i next see you, im going to get all mystical on you're #$&*@! just like i did Frodo, and he **** himself the little....."
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That's like having "Some Who Ride Ponies" as a Rohan follower.
~ Dain Ironfoot.
May 22, 2008, 10:19:10 AM
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May 22, 2008, 10:19:10 AM »
Dear John Letter
Possession • Letter
Resistance • -1
Bearer must be Aragorn. When you play this, if you can spot Arwen say "Dear Aragorn, I hate your guts, and you have no sense or personal hygiene bye" to discard aragorn, and move all cards he bears on to Arwen regardless of stuff like bearer must be a man and all that crap.
I just can't be in a relationship where we only see each other every few years...
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May 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
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May 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM »
[4]Dr. Phil, Broom of Doom
ally - men
Each time a companion gets heartbroken, exert Dr. Phil to play Oprah from your drawdeck. Both can annoy all shadowminions to death.
"....for I am known with many names, mr Moustache in the east, The Broom in the Blessed Realm of the West..."
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..."Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill"...
May 23, 2008, 09:33:51 AM
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May 23, 2008, 09:33:51 AM »
• Broken Hearted [hybrid elf/gondor]
Condition • Support Area
To play, spot a couple (Sam and Frodo count as a couple for spotting purposes).
Response:
When a couple is parted by the death of one of them, you may exert the other to make them whine their way to the regroup phase unscathed, where they'll be consoled by the other Fellowship members, unless they're Sméagol, Wraiths or Ents!
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May 27, 2008, 08:16:48 AM
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May 27, 2008, 08:16:48 AM »
Game of Hearts
Event • Skirmish
To play exert Gandalf twice. Gandalf beats the minion he is skirmishing if his strength is lower than that minion's strength and overwhelms that minion if his strength is less than half that minion's strength.
"To the bewilderment of the Goblins of Moria, Gandalf suddenly produced a deck of cards and got a game going over
Balin's Tomb
.
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"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do."
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May 27, 2008, 08:48:22 AM
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End of the Game
Event • Regroup
Kill a
companion to end the game.
"'It will all end in tears!' said Aragorn as Frodo flicked the Ring into the air."
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May 27, 2008, 10:38:10 AM
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May 27, 2008, 10:38:10 AM »
Going Down in Flames
Event • Response
If you are about to lose the game, begin a skirmish phase involving the ring-bearer and every minion in your opponent's deck. Discard all other free peoples cards and your hand. Your opponent draws his deck.
"Yeah, I overwhelmed him 735 to 3...big deal."
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Kralik: "What hath God wrought"
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May 27, 2008, 11:25:28 AM
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If all else fails, use the scissors!
Event • Skirmish
If you are out of companions, with 3 minions facing your ring-bearer, and no hope for man, pull out a pair of scissors and cut your opponents deck to pieces. Then, if your opponent is bigger than you, grab your deck and run for your life.
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Felipe Musco:
(after all, it's a CHARITY organization, I still have SOME principles, even having gone through Law School...
),
Elf Lvr:
Bit of a scrawny Iowan kid with an unhealthy artifact obsession. Oh, and a God of Spam. In a good way.
Ahhh!!! SoP, you're a genius!!!
~Menace64
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May 29, 2008, 12:15:02 PM
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[0] •Scissors, paper, stone
Shadow
Condition • Support Area
At the start of the maneuver phase, if you can spot Gollum, you and your opponent both reveal the top card of your draw decks. Characters beat possessions and conditions, possessions and conditions beat events, and events beat characters. If you win wound a companion, if you lose heal a companion. If it's a draw, put the revealed cards at the bottom of their draw decks and repeat this process.
"'How about a game of scissors, paper, stone instead of more riddles?'"
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"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do."
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