Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[Gil-Estel]

 [1]Legolas' Ponytail
event - whenever
stealth
To play spot Legolas. Whenever the opponent is about to hurt you in whatever mannor, untie Legolas' ponytail to leave every opponent in shock and awe.....

...L'orien, because I'm worth it...

[Gate Troll]

Sam's Toe-lint
Crap • Lint
Bearer must be Sam. He is damage +10.
All other companions gain Barf until the Regroup phase.
"Sam, is that your... ...Sonofa-"

[AgentDrake]

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.


Hides, Hobbit Leather
Possession - Support Area
Each time a minion wins a skirmish against a hobbit, you may skin that hobbit. Then, tan that skin to place a token here.
Shadow: Remove a token here to play a leather possession.
The only thing better than getting leather from scalping Rohirrim is, well... from hobbit feet.

[Centurion]

   Ganondalf, Odd Mix [Um I'm not quite sure...]
Compainion
Strength: Insane
Vitality: Obscene
Resistance: 2

Exert Ganondalf to  discard x minions where x is the number of paragraphs in your home country's constitution.

"Link you shall not pass."

[SomeRandomDude]

Game Warp
Condition • Support Area
To play, discard a companion.
Regroup: Exert Gandalf to add a mutant token here.
While there is a mutant token on here, you may play cards from other TCGs and this card gains indestructible and shroud (if your opponent is not an MtG player, you may pretend that these keywords do anything, otherwise, see MtG).
"Wait, how did the the knights who say 'ni!' get here? And why are they hanging out with Teferi and Obi-Wan?"

[AgentDrake]

Knight-who-says-Ni
Companion - Giant
Strength Infinite
Vitality Infinite
Resistance Infinite
Knight.
When you play this companion, you may shout "Ni!"
Each time something happens, you may shout "Ni!"
When every shadow player goes insane from the Ni!-ing, you win the game.
"We are the knights who say NI!"

[sickofpalantirs]

its ni

[Anonymous Prodigy]

Bassing Strength
Event • Skirmish
Exert an Orc skirmishing a Man to throw a fish at that Man (or 2 fish if you can spot chips).
The Orcs were expert fishermen. Legend even has it that they used the tendons of Men as fishing line....

[Gate Troll]

Knight of Camelot, Soppy Ladies Man
Knight • Human
Chivalrous Strength: 7
Knightly Vitality: 3
Resistance to Fair Maidens: -5
Knight. Each time Knight of Camelot takes a wound
you may add to make him Squeal like a Girl.
Knight of Camelot is strength +2 and resistance -2 for each
Fair Maiden you can spot.


•EDIT•
Aw man AP nobody's posted here for ages and I start to make a post and you get there first. 

[SomeRandomDude]

Ladies Knight
Companion • Man?
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
While you can spot a female companion, Ladies Knight is strength +1, (or +3 if that companion is next to Ladies Knight in the fellowship).

[Gate Troll]

Disposable Knight
Cannon-fodder • Human
Strength: 5
Vitality: 2
Resistance: ??
To play, spot something. If it is an enemy you
may assign Disposable Knight to it and watch
it kick his rear. Each time Disposable Knight wins
a skirmish you must exhaust him and then wound him.
"You lot, go attack him!"

[AgentDrake]

Disposable
Possession - Diaper
Bearer must be a companion.
Response: If a shadow card makes the move limit -1, you may discard this possession to cancel that and discard that card.
After much thought, Gandalf finally figured out how to solve the Fellowship's problem of frequent breaks on their way to Mordor....

[Anonymous Prodigy]

[0] Disposable Ring
Possession • Ring
Bearer must be a Hobbit.
Response: If the Ring-bearer is about to be corrupted, discard this possession to remove all burdens and make another companion Ring-bearer.
Ha, Sauron! Little did you know that Frodo really DID give it to Galadriel....

[Gate Troll]

Decoy Hero
Decoy • Cardboard Cut-out
Strength: 10
Vitality: 5
Resistance: 10
Damage +3. Defender +4. To play, spot a stupid minion.
Each time this 'character' is assigned to a skirmish he becomes
strength 1, vitality 1 and resistance 1 and loses all defender and
damage bonuses. This 'character' may not bear any cards.
"I got 'im! Die puny human- Wait, 'es made of frickin' cardboard, 'amn it!"

[Anvar]

Thought I'd bump this thread up a bit.

Almost Impressive Orc
Minion • Orc
Strength: 9
Vitality: 2
Site: 4
Ambush 0. Hunter 0. Damage +0. Toil 0.
He had the potential for greatness, but was too lazy to try.