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[legolas3333]

well that's pretty overpowered but not near as overpowered as this...

Aragorn, Thorongil
Strength 8
Vitality 4
Resistance 8
Hunter 2. Maneuver: Add a threat to exert a minion with strength lower than Aragorn's.

[MR. Lurtzy]

What is it?

[Gate Troll]

well that's pretty overpowered but not near as overpowered as this...

Aragorn, Thorongil
Strength 8
Vitality 4
Resistance 8
Hunter 2. Maneuver: Add a threat to exert a minion with strength lower than Aragorn's.

Yeah. Nobody would ever print something that OP.

[MR. Lurtzy]

Seeing as it's not unique, I'd have to agree.

[Mager]

•  Aragorn, Legolas's Husband
Companion •  Ape
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 1
Fellowship: Add to attach Legolas on Aragorn.
While Aragorn bears Legolas, He is damage +2, enduring ,strength +8,
defender +2, archer, hunter 3 and may not take wounds.

[MR. Lurtzy]

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

• Shelob, Light Eater
Minion •  Spider
Strength: 8
Vitality: 8
Site: 8
Fierce.
When you play Shelob, you may discard an Orc stacked on a possession to make Shelob strength +5 and damage +1 until the regroup phase.
Cards may not be discarded from possessions except by Shelob's game text.
Shelob was always careful never to eat more than one Orc per meal. Hey, even a Spider's gotta worry about her figure!

[Braler]

i like it, quite witty with the subtitle and all 

[sharkey]

•  Aragorn, Legolas's Husband
Companion •  Ape
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Resistance: 1
Fellowship: Add to attach Legolas on Aragorn.
While Aragorn bears Legolas, He is damage +2, enduring ,strength +8,
defender +2, archer, hunter 3 and may not take wounds.

Space Monkeys (9:00 min. onward) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0yzbYDe08
Follower
Aid 1
When you play this, spot it to scare the crap out of someone.
9 out of 10 space monkeys prefer Trioptimum chips. 10 out of 10 prefer HUMAN FLESH.

[Witchkingx5]

well that's pretty overpowered but not near as overpowered as this...

Aragorn, Thorongil
Strength 8
Vitality 4
Resistance 8
Hunter 2. Maneuver: Add a threat to exert a minion with strength lower than Aragorn's.

So, such a Card? I know another:
Galadriel, Lady Redeemed
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
When Galadriel is in your starting fellowship, her twilight cost is -3. Fellowship or Regroup: Discard an event from hand to discard a Shadow condition or Shadow possession.

I mean, anybody with just a little piece of Brain wouldn't create such a card...

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

Tis the season...
•Sapling of Charlie Brown's, Looks Like it Could Use a Home
Companion •  Tree
Strength: 2
Vitality 3
Frodo Signet
To play, exert Charlie Brown or an unbound Hobbit.
While bearing a card, this companion is vitality -2.
While bearing 4 cards, this companion is strength +2 and vitality +1 for each card it bears.
At the start of each regroup phase, you may spot X other companions to transfer X Free Peoples' cards from other companions to this character; sentences in those cards' game text containing the phrase "bearer must be" or "plays on" do not apply.
"It's not really such a bad little tree. It just needs a little love."

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

Thanks! And great idea about making it a tree (I'd forgotten about Huorn)!

I don't think it would die with two cards though, because the vitality -2 penalty isn't for each card; from 1-3 cards it would stay at vitality 3-2=1, then at 4 cards the second ability would kick in and it would jump to 3-2+4=5. Unless you mean it would be so fragile at 1 vitality that it would be easily killed by directed wounding, etc.

I like the ornament, by the way! That's abuse potential, indeed, and not just for the tree: I'd love it for my movie block Gondor wraith deck (permanent strength +4 on a companion who's often exhausted anyway, as long as my opponent didn't have possession discarding cards).

[Not a Zombie]

*Charlie Brown
Companion*Boy
Str: 4
Vit: 3
Sig: frodo
Fellowship: Exert Charlie Brown to play an ornament from your draw deck or discard pile.

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

lol, that's great!

For a change of pace:
•Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, Wreathed in Shadow
Minion • Nazgul
Strength: 9
Vitality: 3
Site: 7
Enduring.
Each time a shadow card is revealed from the Free Peoples player's draw deck, add a burden.
Regroup: Exert this minion twice to reveal the top three cards of the Free Peoples player's draw deck (limit once).
If the Free Peoples player moves during the regroup phase, spot a companion with 0 resistance to place that companion in the dead pile.
"'Please, spirit, tell me these shadows can yet be altered!'"

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

lol! That's hilarious! And yeah, you're right about my card's text (if it was a serious DC, I'd probably want to put the last sentence on a different version of him).

And now, I might as well:
•Ghost of Christmas Past, Shadows of Things that Have Been
Companion • Wraith
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 9
Enduring. To play, add a threat.
Each minion skirmishing this companion is strength -3 for each copy of that minion in its owner's discard pile.
Maneuver: Exert this companion and add a threat to switch the fellowship's current site with an earlier site on the adventure path.