Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

For Valentine's Day:

The One Ring, The Binding Ring
Strength: +1
Vitality: +1
Resistance: +3
Bearer must be Faramir, Galadriel, or Sam.
Fellowship: If bearer is Faramir, put on The One Ring to play Eowyn from your draw deck.
While you can spot Eowyn, Faramir may not take off The One Ring and while Faramir wears The One Ring, each time he or Eowyn is about to take a wound, add a burden instead.
Fellowship: If bearer is Galadriel, put on The One Ring to play Celeborn from your draw deck.
While you can spot Celeborn, Galadriel may not take off The One Ring and while Galadriel wears The One Ring, each time she or Celeborn is about to take a wound, add a burden instead.
Fellowship: If bearer is Sam, put on The One Ring to play Rosie Cotton from your draw deck.
While you can spot Rosie Cotton, Sam may not take off The One Ring and while Sam wears The One Ring, each time he or Rosie Cotton is about to take a wound, add a burden instead.

[legolas3333]

For Valentine's Day:
The One Ring, The Binding Ring
......

Ugh. I'd rather it be named The Ring of Doom.
-wtk

heck even the ruling ring would work

[Mager]

Mossberg Shotgun ,Aragorn's bane
Possession * Shotgun
Archery: Exert Bearer to Wound a corrupted Aragorn 4 times.
Regroup: Discard this possession or reload.

[MR. Lurtzy]

The sign goes on the right side, not the left.

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

Bread for Battle
Event
Skirmish: Make an Uruk-hai who is skirmishing strength -3 to heal it.
Even the Uruk-hai of Isengard take time out from combat for a revitalizing snack.
1C121

[legolas3333]

Still They Came
Event - Skirmish
Overwhelm the lunch ladies
The poor lunch ladies couldn't keep the food coming fast enough.

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

Lunch Ladies, Bearer of Baked Goods
Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 2
Vitality: 3
Ringed Resistance: 4
Lunch Ladies are resistance +1 for each Hobbit you can spot.
Regroup: Exert Lunch Ladies to heal a Hobbit companion (or add a burden to heal every Hobbit companion if Lunch Ladies bear The One Ring).
Some dream of using The One Ring to establish mighty empires or wreak destruction upon their enemies. Others bake sandwiches.

[Mager]

[10] Grandma, Mother of your mother
Companion * Grandma
Strength: 17
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 6
Grandma.
While you can spot the mother of your mother's mother, play the great grandma to discard mother of your mother, Each companion then gain Grandma.
Each time a Grandpa is played, you may play father of your mother's mother to play another grandpa.
Say "good game" and win if u can spot 3 grandma.

"She is no mere maiden, she is the Grandma, mother of your mother, grandma of grammar!!"

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

The Ring is Mine!
Condition • Support Area
Response: If a burden is added, spot a minion to add an additional burden.
"'...I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not do this deed.'"

[legolas3333]

the great ring

'nuff said

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

•Troll's Keyword
Minion • Orc
Strength: 8
Vitality: 3
Site: 4
When you play this minion, you may make Cave Troll of Moria one of the following until the end of the turn: ambush , archer, besieger, corsair, damage +1, easterling, enduring, engine, fierce, hunter 1, lurker, machine, muster, search, southron, spell, tentacle, toil 1, tracker, twilight, warg-rider, weather.

[Witchkingx5]

*lol* have a , Samy for that awesome card!

[Terwin]

3 twilight, It cannot be!
Event * Skirmish
Spot Gandalf to discard a machine or engine minion he is skirmishing.

[Terwin]

2 twilight,  Enough prepared beforehand
Condition * Support Area
At the start of each of your turns you may exert the Lunch Ladies to place a shire token here
Response: If the lunch ladies are about to be overwhelmed, remove a token here to prevent that

[Sam, Great Elf Warrior]

Lol, check the title again (good catch about the toil, though).

•Fingolfin, Legendary Hero of Old
Companion • Elf
Strength: 14
Vitality: 5
Resistance: 9
To play, spot 2 Elves.
Skirmish: Exert Fingolfin twice to wound a minion he is skirmishing once for each artifact you spot.
First age, second age, third age ... what's the difference?