4th Wall Cards

[Doom]

Here is a small sampling of some cards I've been working on for a while. If you can keep a straight face by the end of this post, I'll send you my entire collection of hunters cards.

• Men Are Weak [Comes in every freeps culture]
Condition
Each Male character is strength -2
Each Female character is strength +1
"No man can kill me..."

Trollolol
Event • Shadow
Discard every card on the table that has 33 words or more.
Each Noob is strength +2 until the regroup phase.
"One Troll to rule them all"

Lady No More
Event • Shadow
This event is twilight cost -3 if you can spot Galadriel.
Kill a card with the title "Galadriel, Lady Reedeemed."
"God Bless America!"

•Elessar's Socks ^{<<<My personal favorite}
Possession • Socks
The move limit is +1.
The twilight cost of each shadow card is +1.
Regroup: Any opponent may remove his socks to discard this possession.
"Hanes 100% Cotton"

A Broken Card [Comes in all shadow cultures]
Event • Regroup
Limit one per deck.
Spot 6 companions to reverse the all sites on the site path.
Each player marker remain on the site it was on.
Your opponent may discard his draw deck to prevent this.
"We couldn't think of any lore to add to this card. There wasn't room anyways.

•Orlando Bloom, Wig-wearer
Companion • Actor
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
To play, do not spot Legolas.
Orlando Bloom is strength +1 for each character with long hair.
"Too cool to have lore."


EDIT:
Here's one that Stormcrow just pmed me:

Peter Jackson, The Creator of all [lotr]
Companion • Director
Strength: 6
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 500
Discard Peter Jackson to play anyone from you draw deck.
"Dudes, I made you all!"


I'll continue to add more as I edit and finish them. If you have any to add, pm me or post here.  

[Stormcrow]

LOL!  

[Yanko Markovic]

Even though they're comedy, I feel a little offended by the last one. If Peter Jackson's the creator of all, then who the #$&*@! is JRR Tolkien?

[Doom]

Oh, you're right. Don't blame me though.. that's stormcrow!

I have a Tolkien as well. Don't worry, he'll surpass PJ

[Haszor]

HAHA I lost it at the socks wtf man that was awesome.

[Doom]

Here are some more. Read at your own peril...


•The Jord, High King of Rules
Companion • Man Mod
Strength: 7
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 7
Each time an opponent breaks a rule, draw a card.
"It's what happens to trolls..."

•Dog, Farmer Maggot's Watchdog
Companion • Creature
Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 0
Fellowship: Exert Dog to heal Dog.
Maneuver: Exert Dog to heal a companion.
Skirmish: Exert Dog to have him replace an unbound companion in a skirmish that is about to end.
Regroup: Exert Dog to remove
"Dog wishes he were a wolf. Go figure."

[70] Bragging Rights [all shadow cultures]
Event • Shadow
Win the game.
"I have considered toying with the Star Wars TCG,"

****, *** ******* [comes in every culture]
******* • *****

****** * ********.
*** **** *****, ****** * ********.
"Collect them all!"

•Ket_The_Jet, Better than Nothing!
Companion• Dwarf
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Each card bearing a search card is strength +2.
Exert Ket_The_Jet to add the search keyward to a possession or artifact until the regroup phase.
Maneuver: Place Ket_The_Jet in the dead pile to discard all shadow cards without the search keyward.
"Literally stickied right above your head."

[Ringbearer]

I kept a straight face... shall I PM my adress to you then?

[Not a Zombie]

lol, ket's is the best

[Yanko Markovic]

I must admit, the Ket card is quite amazing, but why is he in the Dwarven culture? should be in Shire culture, I always imagined Ket as some lazy hobbit smoking a pipe and just doing nothing...
Naah, I just kid, the cards are amazing!

[Haszor]

I kept a straight face... shall I PM my adress to you then?

You kept it straight as well?

[Elessar's Socks]

*lol* I think my favorite lore is on Lady No More. It's so cheery and out of place on a LotR card.

[ket_the_jet]

•Ket_The_Jet, Better than Nothing!
Companionv• Mod
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Each card bearing a search card is strength +2.
Exert Ket_The_Jet to add the search keyward to a possession or artifact until the regroup phase.
Maneuver: Place Ket_The_Jet in the dead pile to discard all shadow cards without the search keyward.
"Literally stickied right above your head."

I am actually quite tickled at this card. Thanks!

I must admit, the Ket card is quite amazing, but why is he in the Dwarven culture?

I'm just surprised I didn't end up being culture. That said, I don't smoke and I live a very active lifestyle...but I do drink the finest of ales. I suppose that could make me or .
-wtk

[Doom]

TBH, Ket I imagine you pretty much as Bombur, Well-Fed.

If any of you want a card made out of yourself, send me a PM!

@Ringbearer, GZ on the straight face. I'll send you my whole collection of hunter cards on GCCG (which currently=0 cards).

[Stormcrow]

Love them all! 

[Doom]

I'm posting these super-late-at-nite and am too lazy to check them...obviously they may not be perfect. Feel free to pick 'em apart as you will.
•J.R.R. Tolkien, [all freeps cultures]
Companion • God
Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 20
To play, spot two free people's cultures.
Tolkien is strength +2 for each culture over two.
Fellowship: Exert Tolkien to reinforce a culture token.
Regroup: If the fellowship decides to move again, you may remove a culture token to heal Tolkien.
"In a hole there lived a hobbit."

•J.R.R. Tolkien, Hobbit at Heart
Companion • Hobbit
Strength: 4
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 20
To play, spot two free people's cultures.
Each hobbit (except the ringbearer) is strength +1.
Maneuver: Exert Tolkien to heal a companion with resistance 7 or more.
At the start of the regroup phase, you may exert Tolkien twice to remove a burden.
"But what they love most, is peace."

•Thranduil II, Well-Spoken Critic
Companion • Elf Mod
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 7
Each time an opponent uses a texting abbreviation such as "u," or "btw," you may remove .
While you can spot six cards from the same block, each companion from that block is strength +1 and damage +1.
"My new set pwns."

This Hobbit walked into a bar...
Event • Shadow
Engage in three rounds of rock paper scizzors with any opponent. The winner may choose to switch their One Ring card with the loser.
"...And handed me this ring."

•Elevensies
Condition
Between 9:00 and 11:00 GMT, each hobbit is strength +1, and cannot take wounds during the maneuver phase.
Discard this condition to remove a burden.
Your opponent may give you his watch to discard this condition.
"He knows about that, doesn't he?"

•Death By Chocolate [all shadow cultures]
Event • Maneuver
Shadow: Reveal your hand, and discard all cards.
For each card discarded in this way, each opponent must wound a companion.
"Saying hobbits overeat is an understatement."

•Colorblind [all cultures]
Condition
Plays during the regroup phase.
When you play this, name a color. The cards of each player wearing that shirt color are twilight cost +1.
"Hint: There are ways to cancel this effect..."


Note: Look for NB coming up soon