If these are your reasons for voting, please abstain.
Dude, are you serious? Let's analyze this a little more:
Elessar's Socks is some dirty ranger.
Felipe Musco is a puss... in boots.
Lem0nhead is a lemon.
Sickofpalantirs is a hand above a palantir.
Thranduil is... I'm not pretty sure what that thing might be, but I'm pretty sure it's not something good.
TheJord is Elendil.
I think it's pretty obvious who should win here.