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August 04, 2009, 11:12:21 PM
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Got sent this email.. thought it was funny.
« on: August 04, 2009, 11:12:21 PM »
A Well-Planned Retirement - From The London Times:
>
>
> Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for
150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.
>
> It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine
> charging cars ?1 (about $1.40) and coaches ?5 (about $7).
>
> This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. 
Then,
> one day, he just didn't turn up for work
>
> "Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd
better phone up the City
> Council and get them to send a new parking attendant . . . "
>
> "Err . . . no", said the Council, "that parking lot
is your
> responsibility."
>
> "Err . . . no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the
attendant was employed
> by the City Council, wasn't he?" "Err . . . no!"
insisted the Council.
>
> Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (presumably),
is a
> man who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at ?400
(about
> $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days
a
> week, this amounts to just over ?3.6 million ($7 million - or
$280,000
> every year for 25 years)!
>
> And no one even knows his name.

August 04, 2009, 11:36:12 PM
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Re: Got sent this email.. thought it was funny.
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 11:36:12 PM »
He gets all the money being brought in? :o

August 05, 2009, 01:49:16 AM
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 01:49:16 AM »
He gets all the money being brought in? :o
He vanished after 25 years of pocketing parking ticket sales. XD

August 05, 2009, 02:55:38 AM
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2009, 02:55:38 AM »
If this is true, I hugely respect the man :lol:
..."Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill"...

August 05, 2009, 04:28:09 AM
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Re: Got sent this email.. thought it was funny.
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2009, 04:28:09 AM »
That can get me a whole playset (4 cards) of every single LOTR block and set. :O

August 05, 2009, 04:45:36 AM
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2009, 04:45:36 AM »
^^ Maybe.. lol

Seriously that is hilarious.  Very impressive, if a bit risky and amoral.  lol at 280 grand a year for collecting parking tickets.  Hmm I'm looking for work...

August 05, 2009, 05:26:11 AM
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2009, 05:26:11 AM »
 ;D Funny story indeed.
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August 05, 2009, 05:51:52 PM
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2009, 05:51:52 PM »
If this is true, I hugely respect the man :lol:

If this is true... I hugely want to meet the man...