The Frodo we wish we all had

[Gate Troll]

I love how these threads always degenerate into

'wouldnt teh card be more awesome if it was Chuck Norris and had infinite everything?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!! ZOMG'

[MR. Lurtzy]

I love how people have been bumping so many dead threads recently.

[itjunkie]

that a shout out....stop pruning everyone mods!!!

anyways, something related to the topic... yea, a chuck norris frodo would kick #$&*@!. literally. there'd be an event specifically designed for Frodo, Chuck Norris of the Shire.

Kick #$&*@!/ Roundhouse Kick
Shire Event
Maneuver: spot Frodo, Chuck Norris of the Shire. discard all minions and shadow conditions. or
Regroup: spot Frodo, Chuck Norris of the Shie. you can skip all sites and proceed directly to the skirmish phase of Site 9. yea, that's right. skip the shadow phase altogether....cause which minion would be dumb enough to face chuck norris?

[jdizzy001]

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings included Chuck Norris as the ring-bearer, but the problem tolkien had in writing this version was that the book ended in 8 pages cause chuck norris ran to mt. doom and round house kicked Sauron then knocked over the tower of baradur.  That, and the ring had no power over him.  In fact, the one ring called C.Norris precious!