Will someone please DC the members of TLHH?

[TheJord]

Topic says it all

[DáinIronfoot]

Heh. That's something we've done off and on over the last year or so. I'll go digging in the CC archives tomorrow and drag some of that stuff back here.

[Elessar's Socks]

•DáinIronfoot, Dragger of Stuff from Archives
Companion • Dwarf
Strength: 7
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Damage +1.
DáinIronfoot is strength +1 for each card in your hand.
Fellowship: Exert DáinIronfoot to draw a card.
"Gangway!"


EDIT - finally cracked and inserted that period.

[AgentDrake]

•TheJord, Requester of DCs [TLHH]
Companion - Man
Strength 7
Vitality 3
Signet: Gameplay
Each time you play a DC, you may exert TheJord to draw a card.
"Topic says it all."




I made a few awhile back on CC of some Incogs. I should go find those again.

[menace64]

•menace64, In a Small Font So You Won't See Him Coming [TLHH]
Minion • Man... man
Strength 6
Vitality 4
Resistance Ask again later
Toil 4. Superfierce.
menace64 costs 0 because you never see him coming until it's too late.
As soon as you draw menace64, remove him from play, because everybody knows he doesn't want to be in a crappy deck like yours.
"'Hey, look! I'm on cardboard!'"

[lem0nhead]

Ok that was, for those without super magnifying eyes:

•menace64, In a Small Font So You Won't See Him Coming [TLHH]
Minion • Man... man
Strength 6
Vitality 4
Resistance Ask again later
Toil 4. Superfierce.
menace64 costs 0 because you never see him coming until it's too late.
As soon as you draw menace64, remove him from play, because everybody knows he doesn't want to be in a crappy deck like yours.
"'Hey, look! I'm on cardboard!'"

[SomeRandomDude]

•Kralik, His Majesty
Companion • Man
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 8
Administrator.
Fellowship: Exert Kralik to add a culture token to a forum.
"Not much is known about this strange man who appeared in the latter days of CobraCards, except that his tireless work led us out of our darkest hour."

•DainIronfoot, No-Nonsense Admin
Companion • Dwarf
Strength: 7
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Administrator.
While you can spot another administrator, DainIronfoot is damage +1.
At the end of each skirmish involving DainIronfoot, discard each minion involved in that skirmish.
"You insult, you get banned. Any more questions...or nasty comments? "

•urstinkenface, Flamer Extraordinaire
Minion • Hobbit
Strength: 3
Vitality: 4
Site Number: 3
User.
When urstinkenface comes into play, exert each administrator and each moderator.
*bleep*, [censored], @#$%!, your mom

• sickofpalantirs, spammer
companion • man
strength: 6
vitality: 3
resistance: 5
moderator (what is the world coming to?)
fellowship: spot sop's sloppy typing to play a poorly written post at twilight cost -1.
"ya these dcs are cool thats all i have to say make more so i can spam more and beat nb and dain"

•AgentDrake, Well-Educated Icelander
Companion • Homo Sapien
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 8
Presiding Peacekeeping Official of the LotR Forums (This keyword is considered the equivalent of the keyword "Moderator")
Upon the commencement of the fellowship phase, you may exert AgentDrake to retrieve from your deck a card of the equivalent twilight cost of another present card and place the aforementioned card into play, paying its twilight cost defrayed by 2 twilight tokens. Any opposing player may remove his or her choice of the following: a burden, a threat or 2 shadow culture tokens to cancel this ability and return the card in question to its owner's draw deck, subsequently forcing said owner to shuffle his or her draw deck.
"Have I told you about the Icelandic legal sagas yet?"

•Gil-Estel, Walking Oxymoron
Companion • Dutchman
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User.
Response: If an opponent has played 12 or more cards this phase, remove to end the turn.
Fellowship: Remove 10 free peoples cards in your draw deck from the game to take a Shadow card into hand from your draw deck.
"Dwarf discard is so NPE, and I hate people who play Fruit Loops, BTW, check out my Fiend deck!"

•MR. Lurtzy, Spammer
Companion • Uruk-Hai
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 0
User.
Skirmish: Play a forum post to make MR Lurtzy strength +1 (or +2 if you can spot a hobbit) and damage +1.
Wow, that's got to win some record for shortest, most useless post.

•theJord, High-King of Rules
Companion • Man
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
Moderator.
Response: If an opponent messes up an ability, yell "nuh-uh!" to access The Last Homely House gameplay forum and cancel that ability.
"I don't care if your whole deck was built around that combo, it doesn't work."

•Shieldmaiden, The Female
Companion • Woman
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User.
Anautikus and Gil-Estel are strength +1 and gain spammer.
"Shieldmaiden, my heart takes a leap just seeing your name here again!!" (AQ)

•CarpeGuitarrem, Totally Rockin' [Cool]
Companion • Man
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 6
User. Totally Awesome.
Response: If your opponent plays a card you don't like, exert CG to suspend the current phase to start a guitar riffing contest. If you win, cancel that card.
Its kinda hard to fit guitar playing and total awesomness into a puny lore, ya know what I mean?

Some of my DCs from page 2 of these forums.

[AgentDrake]

Why is NB so blasted funny at DC'ing actual people? Wish I could do that.

[TheJord]

LOL good stuff.

I am envisioning TLHH events, like Sniped by Incognito and Post cleaned up by Moderator etc

[Gil-Estel]

Well NB, I get you're frustrated about the whole Fiend part ..hehehe, but I got to give it to you, these were great, especially the Shieldmaiden one. My base strength is at the low side though...I'm almost 2 mtrs and over 100 kilos..pure muscles

[Gil-Estel]

NBarden, Menace to Community
Companion
Strength 0
Vitality 5
Resistance 6
Nuisance
Add a burden to lay this companion in the opponent's fellowship. Each time that fellowship posts a deck, Nbarden becomes An Burden and is strength +X where X is the total amount of companions in that fellowship.
...Young an hasty, selfconfident as well, this great hearted one is...

[lem0nhead]

LOL i dont think thats quite what he had in mind

[sickofpalantirs]

I want a different version of me...and one of BtO and Gagnut while your at it

[SomeRandomDude]

NBarden, Menace to Community
Companion
Strength 0
Vitality 5
Resistance 6
Nuisance
Add a burden to lay this companion in the opponent's fellowship. Each time that fellowship posts a deck, Nbarden becomes An Burden and is strength +X where X is the total amount of companions in that fellowship.
...Young an hasty, selfconfident as well, this great hearted one is...

Ouch. That's just not nice, GE. But, as typical, I'm insanely broken, assuming you can play multiple decks in the skirmish phase. And 5 vitality is sweet.

[Gil-Estel]

just wanted to add as much components of you I know of