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May 17, 2008, 01:21:03 PM
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Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« on: May 17, 2008, 01:21:03 PM »
(0) Broken Deck [Rohan]
Event - Fellowship
Spot a [Gondor] ring-bearer, give [Rohan] burden removal and play Fortress Never Fallen from your draw deck to make each Rohan companion really big.

Thranduil's note: Split from the neverending DC Chain. Post your joke cards here!
« Last Edit: May 17, 2008, 02:21:39 PM by NBarden »
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May 17, 2008, 01:57:18 PM
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Never-Ending (JOKE) DC Chain!
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 01:57:18 PM »
[2]• Useless
Event • Skirmish
Exert Sam to discard Frodo.

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« Last Edit: March 02, 2009, 08:23:16 PM by MR. Lurtzy »
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May 17, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 03:27:00 PM »
Still, could be a nice with Frodo, Frenzied Fighter!

(0) •Wait, I Need My Meatshield Back
Condition • Support Area
Fellowship: Exert Sam to play Frodo from your discard pile.
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May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM »
[2] Frodo, Meatshield [Shire]
Companion • Hobbit
strength • 3
vitality • 4
Resistance • 7
Response :If Sam is about to take a wound, exert Frodo to prevent that.
If it is site 9, then place Frodo in the dead pile to make sam invincible. Period no questions asked. If your opponent asks a question say "Chuck power!" to summon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick their face.
"wait I thought I am the ring-bearer Sam"
"Of course not, you couldn't bear an onion ring to Mordor."
"but..."
"now shut up and take arrows for me or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you"
« Last Edit: May 18, 2008, 06:05:39 AM by sickofpalantirs »
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May 17, 2008, 05:36:40 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 05:36:40 PM »
[Chuck Norris Doesn't Have A Cost] Chuck Norris, Doesn't Need a Subtitle [His Own Culture]
Companion/Minion - His Own Race
Strength: ∞
Vitality: ∞
Resistance: ∞
Damage + ∞. Hunter ∞. Roundhouse ∞.
Assignment: Assign a minion to skirmish Chuck Norris to kill that minion.
THUD!
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May 17, 2008, 06:06:06 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2008, 06:06:06 PM »
Quote from: sickofpalantirs on May 17, 2008, 04:53:06 PM
"Of course not, you couldn't bear an onion ring to Mordor."
*ROFL* The One Ring, The Onion Ring. XD

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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2008, 12:24:59 AM »
Quote from: Elessars Socks on May 17, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
Still, could be a nice with Frodo, Frenzied Fighter!
That was its combo card.
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2008, 06:05:30 AM »
well since the chain seems to have stopped at Chuck norris

[1] Roundhouse Kick [8)] (chuck norrises culture ;))
Event • Whenever Chuck norris wants too
Exert Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick a minions head off. Thats kill a minion in your sissy nerd language.
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May 19, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2008, 03:31:35 PM »
[1] Disapproval of the last Homely House [Elven]
Event • Maneuver
Exert an Elf ally whose home is site 3 and spot a companion. That ally becomes a companion and the companion becomes an ally. This effect lasts until the end of the game.
"Boromir, you stay here and look after the house. Erestor and I will take the ring to Mordor!"
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May 19, 2008, 04:21:57 PM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2008, 04:21:57 PM »
[5] Disapproval of the White City [Gondor]
Event • Fellowship
Spot a [Gondor] companion and exert X companions to play a character from your draw deck. Any Shadow player may discard X minions from hand to prevent this.
"Boromir, O Boromir! Where art thou?"
"I am sitting in Elrond's house, drinking my tea."
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May 20, 2008, 04:24:00 AM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 04:24:00 AM »
The Kite City [3]
Sanctuary
Each companion flying a kite is strength +1.
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May 20, 2008, 08:40:52 AM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 08:40:52 AM »
[4] •Aragorn, Heir to the Kite City [Gondor]
Companion • Man
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Signet: Aragorn
Ranger.
Each time the fellowship moves from a plains site you may exert X [Gondor] men to remove [X].
"Run faster! Let's get these kites in the air!
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May 20, 2008, 08:50:59 AM
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 08:50:59 AM »
 [4]Gandalf, Able Kite Maker  [Gandalf]
Companion - Wizard
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 8

Fellowship: remove the seems of Gandalf's Hat to make it in to a kite. Play that kite on any character

"....Ahh, blessed winds of Valinor, carry these kites...."
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 08:59:43 AM »
[4]•Saruman, The Kite Wizard [Isengard]
Minion • Wizard
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Kite Site: 4
Any Phase You Feel Like: Exert Saruman to remove a kite from the game. If your opponent cries, tell him he has "chosen the way of pain" by playing you in the first place.
"No fair! He keeps striking everyone else's kites with lightning!"
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Re: Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2008, 10:18:06 AM »
 (0) dirty, backstabbing low life!
event - response

Each time Saruman is stabbed, you may play this event from any drawdeck. Saruman's trousers are pulled down and the whole community laughs at him. The shadowplayer must discard Saruman or wound his inactive fellowship 16 times instead.

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