Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[Not a Zombie]

[4F] Brokeback Mountain
Battlefield. Mountain. This site is twilight cost -2 or each pair of Men in the fellowship.

Forgot to add: Discard all possessions borne by Ann Hathaway

[Air Power]

(2) • The Mirror of Galadriel, Frequent Target for Errata

Artifact • Support Area

Each time the fellowship moves, the shadow player may remove a burden to place an errata token on this artifact.

Fellowship: If you cannot spot an errata token on this artifact, exert Galadriel to look at 2 cards at random from a opponent's hand.  Choose 1 to discard and replace the other.

Fellowship: If you cannot spot 2 errata tokens on this artifact and an opponent has at least 7 cards in hand, exert Galadriel to look at 2 of those cards at random.  Discard 1 and replace the other.

Maneuver: If an opponent has at least 7 cards in hand, exert Galadriel to look at 2 of those cards at random. Discard one and replace the other.

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

[Not a Zombie]

Banned
Event • Maneuver
To play, spot a Dev. Pick a unique card in play by your opponent. If it has other versions, your opponent must replace all copies of it in their hand, deck, or in play with another version.

And to go with it:
Restricted
Event • Maneuver
To play, spot a Dev and add 3 burdens. Spot a card controlled by an opponent and make them remove from the game all other copies of it from hand, from play, and from their deck.

[menace64]

•Mellon!
Possession
To play, exert a ally. Bearer must be a companion.
Each time the fellowship moves, add or discard this possession to heal bearer and another companion.

[Durin's Heir]

Ignoble Leaders
Condition • Support Area
Shadow: Play a unique minion with no subtitle to add an unculture token here.
Skirmish: Remove an unculture token from here to make a non-unique minion strength +1.

[Durin's Heir]

Gondorian Bureaucrat
Ally • Home 3K & 6K • Man
Strength 5  Vitality 2
Villager.
Each time a minion is about to be played, its owner must make its site number +2 until the regroup phase or discard the top card of his or her draw deck.
"'Hey you! Yes, YOU, the one in the black mantle upon that winged thing! May I see your passport?!'"

[Durin's Heir]

Peaceful Protesters
Event • Maneuver
Play X weapons from your draw deck on your minions to discard X cards from another player's support area.
If you control the media a site, those minions may not take wounds until the regroup phase.
"'The third precinct Minneapolis Police Station in now on fire... I want to be clear on how I characterize this: this is mostly a protest. It is not generally speaking unruly.'"

[azogsbane]

Peaceful Protesters
Event • Maneuver
Play X weapons from your draw deck on your minions to discard X cards from another player's support area.
If you control the media a site, those minions may not take wounds until the regroup phase.
"'The third precinct Minneapolis Police Station in now on fire... I want to be clear on how I characterize this: this is mostly a protest. It is not generally speaking unruly.'"

lol. brilliant.

[Phallen Cassidy]

Batman, Defender of Gotham
Companion • Man
Strength: 10
Vitality: 3
Resistance: 8
Minions skirmishing Batman cannot take wounds or be overwhelmed.
Response: If Batman wins a skirmish, exert him to discard a non-unique minion in that skirmish.
"I don't kill... unless it doesn't affect the plot long-term."

[azogsbane]

Pulling Teeth
Event • Fellowship
If you have initiative, exert the ringbearer to discard the top card of your drawdeck. If it is a Shadow card, reveal a card a random from an opponents hand. Add , where X is the twilight cost of the card revealed. If there is now an odd number of twilight tokens, place an ally in the dead pile to reveal a card at random from an opponent's adventure deck. If the site revealed is a battleground, add three burdens and end the fellowship phase. Otherwise, you may discard your hand to discard a Shadow condition born by a companion; any Shadow player may remove a threat to prevent that.
There is no room left for any lore.

I came up with this while seated in the dentist's chair today.

[Not a Zombie]

Pulling Teeth
Event • Fellowship
If you have initiative, exert the ringbearer to discard the top card of your drawdeck. If it is a Shadow card, reveal a card a random from an opponents hand. Add , where X is the twilight cost of the card revealed. If there is now an odd number of twilight tokens, place an ally in the dead pile to reveal a card at random from an opponent's adventure deck. If the site revealed is a battleground, add three burdens and end the fellowship phase. Otherwise, you may discard your hand to discard a Shadow condition born by a companion; any Shadow player may remove a threat to prevent that.
There is no room left for any lore.

I came up with this while seated in the dentist's chair today.

This is great!

•Gollum, Six Teeth
Minion
When you play Gollum, you may search your deck for a fellowship card and force the fellowship player to play it.
"Ahhgh! Down to five!"

[azogsbane]

•Gollum, Six Teeth
Minion
When you play Gollum, you may search your deck for a fellowship card and force the fellowship player to play it.
"Ahhgh! Down to five!"

That gives me an idea.

• Smeagol, Hungry Creature
Minion
To play, add a burden.
When you play Smeagol, you may play up to six teeth on him from your draw deck.
Each time a tooth born by Smeagol is discarded, add a burden.
"Teeth! teeth! my preciousss; but we only has six!"

Bicuspid
Possession • Tooth
Strength +1
This possession may only be played from your draw deck.
Each time bearer wins a skirmish, heal him.
Each time bearer loses a skirmish, exert bearer or discard this possession.
"Thirty white horses on a red hill, / First they champ, / Then they stamp, / Then they stand still."

Canine
Possession • Tooth
This possession may only be played from your draw deck.
Bearer is strength +1 for each burden you can spot.
Each time bearer wins a skirmish, you may remove a burden.
Each time bearer loses a skirmish, exert bearer or discard this possession.
"He liked meat too. Goblin he thought good when he could get it..."

[menace64]

Bite
Event • Skirmish
Make Gollum strength +1 for each tooth he bears (and damage +1 if you spot the word ‘dark' anywhere on his card).

Simultaneous nod to Pokemon STAB bonuses AND Gollum, Dark as Darkness, the closest Gollum we've got to Riddles in the Dark.

[Not a Zombie]

Byte
Condition • Support Area
When you play this condition, stack 8 cards from your discard pile here in any order.
Shadow cards count as a "0", fellowship cards count as a "1". Each character who's name starts with the ASCII character corresponding to the binary number created by the cards stacked here is strength +2

I'm inordinately proud of this one.

[Phallen Cassidy]

The Funhouse Mirrors of Galadriel
Card text that reads "Free Peoples" instead says "Shadow." Card text that reads "Shadow" instead says "Free Peoples."