Never-Ending Parody DC Chain!

[Durin's Heir]

With Berserk Slayer and Berserk Butcher on the team, seemed to me like there was a cog missing in the machine yet...

•Berserk Cook
Minion • Uruk-hai
Strength 11   Vitality 3   Site 5
Damage +1.
Each time a Free Peoples character takes a wound or is killed, you may reinforce an token.
Maneuver: Remove an token to heal an Uruk-hai.
"'Guess what's back on the menu, boys!'"

[Crainiac (The set 20 project)]

Galadriel, strong woman.
Companion-strong woman.
 =10
 = 5
Galadriel signet.
While you can spot another strong woman Galadriel is strength +2.
Discard all possessions from Galadriel if you can spot a man.
"I demand to speak to the manager"

[Durin's Heir]

Screw Top Jar
Possession • Jar
Plays on a female character.
Bearer loses her game text and cannot gain attribute bonuses from other cards.
At the start of the regroup phase, the Free Peoples player may exert a male companion to discard this possession.
"'What sorcery is this?'"

[Crainiac (The set 20 project)]

Toxic masculinity. 
Condition
Plays to your support area.
Each strong woman is strength -1.
MANeuver: Make a  , , , or  man strength +2 for each strong woman you can spot.

[Durin's Heir]

•Sigewulf's Mother, Supportive Parent
Ally • Home 4T • Man
Strength: 3  Vitality: 3 
Villager.
While you can spot Sigewulf, the total of valiant Men you can spot is +5.
Fellowship: Play Sigewulf (or Well Stored) from your draw deck.
"'Go Sig, go! But please be back before midnight, sweetie!'"

[menace64]

(horribly out of practice but here goes)

•Joan Jackson, The Director's Mom
Ally • Home 1 • Mom
Strength: 3
Vitality: 3
Kiwi. To play, the fellowship must be at site 1.
Fellowship: Exert Joan Jackson to play a Lord of the Rings card; its twilight cost is -1 for each kiwi.

[macheteman]

Kiwi Fruit, Not the Bird or the People
Possession • Fruit
Kiwi. To play, the fellowship must be in New Zealand. Plays on a companion.
Fellowship: Discard this possession to add a Vitamin C token on bearer.

•Kiwi Bird, Not the People or the Fruit
Ally • Home 3 • Bird
Strength: 1
Vitality: 1
Kiwi. Discard this ally if it is Daytime.
If this ally is killed, put the killer in jail because Kiwi's are an endangered species.

•Kiwi Person, Wearer of Jandals
Companion • Not a bird or Fruit
Strength: 6
Vitality: 3
Kiwi.
Each time an opponent says "sweet as", make this companion strength +2 until the regroup phase.
Fellowship: Discard a Kiwi Fruit to gain tremendous work-life balance.
Regroup: Spot a Kiwi Bird to tell all your friends how that's really rare.

[Durin's Heir]

Very Quick Ent Moot
Condition
Strength +2
To play, exert Quickbeam.
Bearer must be an Ent. Limit 1 per bearer.
"'Let's for once skip the pleasant trees.'"