A bit of insight for you foreigners (including east/west coasters) on the heartland of America.
11. They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown, or run out of gas.
10. The truck drives like a drunk cow on roller blades.
9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or our.
8. It's difficult to drive fast with all the fence posts, ropes, chains, buckets, boots, and loose papers in the cab.
7. The smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
6. The dog sittin' on the toolbox looks mean.
5. They're too easy to spot. The description goes something like this: The driver's side is green, the passenger side door is red, the tailgate used to be white.....
4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased.
3. Top speed is approximately 38 mph.
2. Who wants a truck that needs u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights, and a new windshield?
1. It's hard to commit a crime with everyone wavin' at ya!
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