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December 01, 2008, 07:07:24 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2008, 07:07:24 AM »
Granted, but he is such a dedicated boss that he fires all incompetent workers for the smallest flaws; in your case, drinking water in the workplace.

I wish I had a cup of tea.
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December 01, 2008, 07:08:51 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2008, 07:08:51 AM »
granted, but it has ink in it. like The Patriot.

i wish, i had a djembe
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December 01, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2008, 02:57:38 PM »
Granted, but it's coated with nitroglycerin.

thump-thumpa-thumpa-BOOM! :P

IW I had a 4.0 GPA...
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December 01, 2008, 03:01:44 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2008, 03:01:44 PM »
Granted, but on a 12-point scale.

I wish for a pony.
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December 01, 2008, 08:42:59 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2008, 08:42:59 PM »
granted, but it is emo, and gets suicidal and throws itself off a cliff.

i wish i was cool like Colton.
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December 05, 2008, 06:36:52 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2008, 06:36:52 AM »
Granted but then, sadly, he orders your assassination because he thinks he should be the only cooldude.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of Q-tips to clean....stuff.
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March 24, 2009, 02:45:08 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2009, 02:45:08 PM »
Granted, but they crush you with their combined weight. Meh-heh...

I wish I ruled the world. :mrgreen:
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March 25, 2009, 06:45:55 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2009, 06:45:55 AM »
Granted, but you are overthrown in 3 seconds by the Hamster Army of Mozambique (HAM).

I wish I had a tissue.
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March 25, 2009, 07:12:03 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2009, 07:12:03 AM »
Granted, but by accident it was poissened by antrax and you die a horrible death, which would lead to granting another wish from you, resulting in FM to respond and there we have a loop....

I wish I had a new roof....seriously, haha
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March 25, 2009, 02:28:53 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 02:28:53 PM »
granted, but its made of glass, and breaks because someone catapults a goat onto it.

I wish i were a mouse.
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March 25, 2009, 04:14:42 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 04:14:42 PM »
Granted, but have you ever met my cat?

I wish I had ice cream.
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March 25, 2009, 05:21:50 PM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 05:21:50 PM »
Granted, but it all melts and you drown.

I wish I could beat SoP at LotR.
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March 26, 2009, 05:07:11 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2009, 05:07:11 AM »
Granted, but it only happens once and then he beats you every single day for the rest of your miserable life. And the time you beat him he was in a coma, so it doesn't really count.

I wish I knew which college I'm going to.
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March 26, 2009, 05:17:23 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2009, 05:17:23 AM »
Granted, but as soon as you know the college that college building will be destroyed by earth quake and then you won't know anything again what to do.

I wish I had a maschine in which I put 10 Lotr cards and at the end of the machine my official dream card comes out.
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March 26, 2009, 05:45:25 AM
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2009, 05:45:25 AM »
Granted, but that dream card would be soooo awesome, you spend the rest of your life worshiping it.

I wish muscles didn't get sore
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