Unhinged (LotR edition)

[CarpeGuitarrem]

Gandalf's Amazing Telekinetic Powers
Event • Response
Not Really A Spell.
If a coin flip ends the way you don't want it to, turn the coin over. That side is the new result of the coin flip.
A weighted coin looks a lot cooler when a wizard is pretending to control it.

Lol. Nice and functional.

Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever
Condition • Support Area
All ties in strength during a skirmish result in a win by the character with the longest title and subtitle.
Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNE for short.

Nice. Totally Unhinged.

[SomeRandomDude]

Let's see if I can bring this back.

•Denethor, Firebomb
Companion • Man
Strength: 4
Vitality: 2
Resistance: 1
Maneuver: Spot a fortification and place Denethor in the dead pile to discard any number of minions with combined twilight cost 5 or less.
"He killed more in his death than he had in his life...which was really embarrassing."

•One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
Condition • Support Area
To play, spot and a man.
The move limit is +1.
At the start of the maneuver phase, spot a minion. That minion gains slow (this minion is discarded at the start of the regroup phase.
"You've got to RUN!!!!!!"

Slow Wit, Slow Speed
Condition • Support Area
Not Really a Spell.
Maneuver: Exert Gandalf to transfer this condition to a minion. Bearer gains lurker, loses fierce and cannot gain fierce, gains slow, loses all maneuver and archer special abilities, and is site number +1.
"Wow, Gandalf's stupidifying spell really works!" "No, its a troll you idiot."

[Thranduil]

As long as you make cards which reference not really spells!

And you might want at least a little enforcement of some kind on One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

Thranduil

[sickofpalantirs]

I always wondered if denethor killed anything by falling...

[lem0nhead]

I always wondered if denethor killed anything by falling...

Haha what a random thought but an interesting one, what are the odds he falls on a really important character who was the pinnacle of a certain battle or strategic maneuever and thus changed the fate of the war.

 :hey:

[sickofpalantirs]

you know it certainly is an interesting idea....you know, the thing he fell off of was probably near the gate (looking at the picture)...maybe he killed an troll, thereby blocking the gate temporarily, so the orcs could not get through with battering rams to destroy the second circle gate before the dead men came...maybe if he hadn't fell off pippin and gandalf would've died...thereby frodo and sam probably would've died...the eagles might not have come to the black gate so the nazgul would've had some time to own...aragorn most likely would have died...and possible someone else...thereby the line of kings would've been extinguished...


good thing he fell off.

[FM]

maybe if he hadn't fell off pippin and gandalf would've died...

Not that I care for Pippin, but yeah, like SOMETHING could kill Gandalf... Seriously, I love LotR, but from what I gather, RPG-wise, Gandalf could pretty much walk up to Sauron and, I don't know, DISPEL him or something, he was powerful as #$&*@!, one overpowered NPC, that's what he is!

[CarpeGuitarrem]

Hahahaha...

Well, the Balrog did. The only reason Gandalf came back was because the Valar sent him back to Arda.

[SomeRandomDude]

•Gandalf, The Indestructible
Strength: 8
Vitality: 4
Resistance: 10
Chuck Norris Powers (each time a minion is about to lose a skirmish, rip it up and burn it instead). Indestructible (this companion cannot take wounds).
"But we have one, more powerful than them all...bearing Michael Jordan's Sneakers, Chritopher Lee's beard, Samuel L Jackson's Coolness, And Chuck Norris' sheer Beatdown ability...seriously...be amazed."

[sickofpalantirs]

But we have one, more powerful than them all...bearing Michael Jordans Sneakers, Chritopher Lee's beard, Samuel L Jacksons Coolness, And Chuck Norrises sheer Beatdown ability...seriously...be amazed.