Um...no?
Lurtzy's responses remind me of Larry the Cucumber during the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything song. While the others talk about real "piraty things" like hoisting the mainstay and owning parrots, Larry talks about plucking roosters, kissing chipmunks, and painting daisies on a big red rubber ball. As Pa Grape puts it, he just doesn't "get it".

Oh, and if you no idea what Larry the Cucumber, VeggieTales, and/or The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything are, you haven't lived. Go look it up. You will NOT be disappointed.
Hmmm, on that subject: HYE seen an episode of
VeggieTales, and if so, did you like it?