So I was watching The West Wing (the TV show), and there was this one scene where the VP is explaining to a guy why so few Americans like hockey, because Americans love situations, such as "Fourth and 5 from the 9 yard line the game is on the line and here's the snap" but in hockey, and to an extent, soccer, the scoring is more... random, you know, like the goal in the USA-England game, 999 times out of 1000 he would've stopped it, but he, randomly, missed it.
Anyway that's my spam for the day
:EDIT: Also Americans are bored by announcers who say, "We're in the 86th minute and they need a shot to get past the keeper." That's just not exciting to them.