Author Topic: Assassin, the Game 2.0 (Read 19427 times)

Incognito · « **on:** September 02, 2010, 03:30:37 AM »

I'm back.
Five cops versus me.
It will all be fruitless, all be in vain.
You can not win.

(can I get a mod to set up the next round)

Incorrect Arrests:
ket_the_jet (macheteman)
TheJord (legolas3333)
Felipe Musco (witchkingx5)
MR. Lurtzy (macheteman)
Elessar's Socks (MR. Lurtzy)
witchkingx5 (itjunkie)
legolas3333 (MR. Lurtzy)
Kralik (legolas3333)
somerandomdude (macheteman)
Tbiesty (MR. Lurtzy)
macheteman (itjunkie)
Thranduil (MR. Lurtzy)
Gate Troll (macheteman)
HawkeyeSPF (macheteman)

Victims:
#1: Elrohir (killed)
#2: bibfortuna25 (saved)
#3: MuadDib (killed)
#4: witchkingx5 (saved)
#5: lem0nhead - witchkingx5 (killed)
   CCCORNIV - legolas3333 (kiled)
   Malachi - MR. Lurtzy (saved)
   Anonymous Prodigy - macheteman (saved)
#6: Kenddrick (killed)
#7: MonK (saved)
#8: Ranofer (saved)
#9: Chompers (killed)
#10: Sete (killed)
#11: TheJord (killed)
#12: Enola (saved)
#13: legolas3333 (saved)
#14: Ranofer (killed)
#15: Kralik (killed)
#16: max1981 (saved)
#17: legolas3333 (killed)
#18: AgentDrake (saved)
#19: Smeagollum (killed)
#20: krillinfan (saved)
#21: The New Guy (killed)
#22: Dain Ironfoot (killed)
#23: ket_the_jet (saved)
#24: In progress

All victims are killed
with a single
incision
to the neck,
as they hang
upside down.
Any exceptions will
be given
noticeable detail.

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:36:18 AM »

Yesss! I'm a cop. Count me in.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2010, 06:19:16 AM »

i'll do it since i haven't started school yet

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2010, 03:18:47 PM »

I'm in.

Incognito · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:26:51 PM »

We begin on Saturday.
After that time
anyone can join
as a cop
until we have five.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:30:32 PM »

As the last Incognito, I know who it is.

Everyone who sends me a foil I am looking for on my trade list will get a clue. I will tell you one name from the TLHH Member list that is not Incognito.
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »

Quote from: ket_the_jet on September 02, 2010, 07:30:32 PM

As the last Incognito, I know who it is.

It will be fun
when you see it
before your very eyes.
Will you blink?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2010, 08:14:13 PM »

Watch out ket, he's gonna get you.

Incognito · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:21:05 AM »

Yesterday as I
watched
the TV
a quote struck me

"You either have grace, or you don't."

So simple
so elegant.
It would be a shame
if my victim
was not protected
over such a little thing.
3 days.

macheteman · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:39:42 AM »

can i be a cop too, a late recruit? last of the donut eaters?

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2010, 11:46:28 AM »

It's macheteman. Dude, came on way too strong with the "last cop" thing.

Someone who can be a compitent Incognito should take over.

Sorry to ruin your game.
-wtk

Kralik · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2010, 12:42:50 PM »

Since you are not a cop, do you get to guess? I say ket dies first.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2010, 12:44:38 PM »

Who cares. I was the last assassin. I know it was macheteman who is this Incognito. When does the next round begin?
-wtk

macheteman · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2010, 12:55:38 PM »

lol, ok i'm all fine with doing random stuff to get people off your track. thats the fun of the game. but, the game has been dead for ages, all of a sudden it is resurrected to life, you post a random thing about giving out clues for foils, incog has no problem with this, and suspiciously posts around the same time as you. then you jack this game, to start another, to remove any suspicion that you are the assassin. thats all fine, its very clever. of course i could be wrong about all that, i'm not sure.

but don't jack with me and say i'm an incompetent assassin when i've never PM-ed you in my freakin' life. and i haven't played the assassin game since i was the assassin back on Cobra Cards.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2010, 01:41:20 PM »

You got me. It's not me. Or macheteman. But maybe it's me. Or maybe it's macheteman.
-wtk

Kralik · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2010, 01:58:45 PM »

ket, why the animosity? It's not macheteman, but I will say no more.

Let's see this game live again!

Incognito · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2010, 07:55:01 PM »

Quote from: macheteman on September 04, 2010, 11:39:42 AM

can i be a cop too, a late recruit? last of the donut eaters?

You may join
though it will not
make a difference.
All who oppose me
shall die.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:15:02 PM »

Quote from: Incognito on September 04, 2010, 11:21:05 AM

Yesterday as I
watched
the TV
a quote struck me

"You either have grace, or you don't."

So simple
so elegant.
It would be a shame
if my victim
was not protected
over such a little thing.
3 days.

As far as the clue goes, any ideas from which TV show it comes from? It sounds vaguely familiar, but I dunno from where.

TheJord · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:23:16 PM »

Its from Seinfeld

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:25:11 PM »

Makes sense. I see there's a few other references to Seinfeld in there. Strange though, I can't think of anyone that could be relatable to that show.

macheteman · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2010, 08:47:13 PM »

well, i feel like arresting ket, just for kicks and giggles. if i'm wrong i'm wrong, but thre it is. ket, i arrest you.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #21 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:11:54 PM »

Game over.
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #22 on:** September 04, 2010, 09:30:34 PM »

Quote from: macheteman on September 04, 2010, 08:47:13 PM

well, i feel like arresting ket, just for kicks and giggles. if i'm wrong i'm wrong, but thre it is. ket, i arrest you.

One black mark.
Let us hope
that your impulsive behavior
does not end you
before I do.

macheteman · « **Reply #23 on:** September 05, 2010, 05:27:25 AM »

seinfeld... that does seem pretty random.

why do you reckon "be a shame" is italicized?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 05, 2010, 02:46:57 PM »

That's another reference to seinfeld.

TheJord · « **Reply #25 on:** September 05, 2010, 02:53:41 PM »

Who said it?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #26 on:** September 05, 2010, 02:55:54 PM »

It's not an exact quote, but Jerry and George often say "that's a shame" when something unfortunate happens. I still can't find anyone related to the show, though. It may be a distraction rather than a clue.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #27 on:** September 05, 2010, 07:11:26 PM »

I protect Legolis.

max1981 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 06, 2010, 03:16:06 AM »

I am not a cop, but I would perhaps protect Boromir or Borominion?

Incognito · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2010, 03:33:04 PM »

An innocent life
has been lost.
All because of your laziness,
coppers.

Incognito · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2010, 04:01:28 PM »

Let us move on
to round two.
I hope you will
put forth some effort
this time.

Rabbi Futon
is my next victim.
You have one week.
Make it count.

In addition
it is time to reveal
who I am
This clue is my gift to you:

LDYKGoDLA?
When you
put it that way
everything… everything
makes sense.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2010, 04:02:13 PM »

Who did you kill in the first round?
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2010, 04:04:10 PM »

Quote from: ket_the_jet on September 07, 2010, 04:02:13 PM

Who did you kill in the first round?
-wtk

My last victim
will be revealed
once the coppers
start putting forth
a little effort.
Maybe I ask too much?

legolas3333 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2010, 06:38:36 PM »

I protect bibfortuna25

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2010, 07:04:17 PM »

Makes sense. I'll get started on the identity clue, and let you guys know if I find anything.

Incognito · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2010, 10:49:40 PM »

No doubt
you have already
told them, Legolas.
The third victim has
a week to live as well.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #36 on:** September 08, 2010, 10:24:42 AM »

I am Incognito.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:15:31 AM »

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #38 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:18:21 AM »

Finally. Game over. I guess he was frustrated by the cops' lack of participation.
-wtk

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:28:19 AM »

I don't get that... there were like 20 Pms in about 2 das in my inbox, so I don't think there was a lack of inactivity...

Incognito · « **Reply #40 on:** September 08, 2010, 02:52:58 PM »

So easily distracted.
It seems a
good idea
that I gave you a week.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #41 on:** September 08, 2010, 02:56:09 PM »

Wait, you are telling me that Gate Troll is 11C167?!
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #42 on:** September 08, 2010, 02:57:21 PM »

If by that
you mean
only a common
then yes.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #43 on:** September 08, 2010, 02:58:03 PM »

WTF is going on in here?

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #44 on:** September 08, 2010, 02:58:03 PM »

for the real Incognito...once the tournament is over.
-wtk

legolas3333 · « **Reply #45 on:** September 08, 2010, 06:24:35 PM »

I arrest theJord

Incognito · « **Reply #46 on:** September 08, 2010, 06:47:38 PM »

Listen to me, Legolas.
If you just arrested TheJord
the man you thought was me,
he was an innocent bystander
minding his own business
until today,
until this hour.
That wasn't me.
His arrest
and suspicion
were kept secret
from watching eyes,
and went unposted
even in this thread.
Even I had no way
of knowing
about his suspected guilt
it seems…
But I, Incognito,
do in fact exist.
So come on!
Catch me if you can.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #47 on:** September 09, 2010, 02:02:05 AM »

I've been reading and rereading what incognito posted above... and I'm positive that it's from a TV show or movie (although changed accordingly)... so frustrating... I know I've heard it and recently too, but I can't remember from where. Maybe monster? I'll do a check.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #48 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:19:37 AM »

Quote from: legolas3333 on September 08, 2010, 11:15:31 AM

Someone arrest this guy. The only person who would know that I'm not Incog would either have to be incog, or the person who was incog prior to him.

macheteman · « **Reply #49 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:51:59 AM »

door orc, shut up. you aren't a cop.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #50 on:** September 09, 2010, 03:28:50 PM »

Quote from: Door Orc on September 09, 2010, 08:19:37 AM

Quote from: legolas3333 on September 08, 2010, 11:15:31 AM

Someone arrest this guy. The only person who would know that I'm not Incog would either have to be incog, or the person who was incog prior to him.

No offense man, but I never thought it was you either. This incognito is too professional.

Incognito · « **Reply #51 on:** September 13, 2010, 03:34:21 PM »

Half a day left.
Generally
the police
protect someone
Whom they think
is my next victim
so that I
can not kill him.
A novel idea,
I know.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #52 on:** September 13, 2010, 09:49:36 PM »

After some conversing with the other cops, I'm going to protect Tbiesty. (Incoginto's third victim)

Incognito · « **Reply #53 on:** September 14, 2010, 01:13:44 PM »

Bibfortuna25 was saved.
My other victim was not.
You will find him
next to my last.
Elrohir and Muaddib
together forever
hanging,
upside down
In the usual place.
Their blood drained
from a single incisions
to the neck.
A homage, perhaps
to a great man.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #54 on:** September 14, 2010, 02:16:38 PM »

Alias reputed = Muaddib? What?

Incognito · « **Reply #55 on:** September 14, 2010, 02:34:40 PM »

My dear Lurtzy
you speak of
tales and exploits
which seem strange
to those following along.
My clues
were given to only
the cops.
Indeed,
that was done
on purpose.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #56 on:** September 14, 2010, 09:39:50 PM »

Lurtzy is a cop...

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #57 on:** September 14, 2010, 10:17:45 PM »

Yeah, I don't know what he's getting at...

Incognito · « **Reply #58 on:** September 15, 2010, 12:04:54 PM »

My next
was the first
of them all
and remained ‘til
the very end.
Yet still
he wields
a deadly fear.
2 days.

macheteman · « **Reply #59 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:48:35 PM »

I protect WitchKingx5

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #60 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:09:30 PM »

We're pretty convinced that it's witchking, but just in case I protect Kralik.

macheteman · « **Reply #61 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:10:14 PM »

Kralik · « **Reply #62 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:27:18 PM »

Save me save me!

macheteman · « **Reply #63 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:28:47 PM »

you're good, he's after the King... but we like to keep you around...

Kralik · « **Reply #64 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:53:41 PM »

Some time ago I got murdered during CC and I didn't even know it because I was inactive. We need to add some sort of funny consequence to the victim's account. Maybe a RIP avatar or a graveyard theme....

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #65 on:** September 15, 2010, 07:01:38 PM »

~~Door Orc~~ Incognito,

If you kill me, I will tell everyone who you are on my way to the grave...
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #66 on:** September 17, 2010, 11:03:04 PM »

witchkingx5 was saved.
I hold no anger,
so let us move on.
I have seen
how you,
my noble coppers
perform together.
Let us now test
your individuality.
Each copper
has been sent a
message.
In it
I have left clues for who
you must protect.
You may only
protect
the victim
assigned to you
or they will die.
4 days.

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #67 on:** September 18, 2010, 02:14:10 AM »

Sorry for being unactive, but I was in Venice during the last couple of days:

I arrest Felipe!

Incognito · « **Reply #68 on:** September 18, 2010, 02:49:23 AM »

How unfortunate,
another black mark.
Focus your energy
on saving my victims,
we don't want
anyone else to die,
now do we?

macheteman · « **Reply #69 on:** September 19, 2010, 05:19:06 AM »

I protect Anonymous Prodigy.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #70 on:** September 19, 2010, 01:36:18 PM »

I protect Malachi.

FM · « **Reply #71 on:** September 19, 2010, 06:01:45 PM »

Quote from: Witchkingx5 on September 18, 2010, 02:14:10 AM

Sorry for being unactive, but I was in Venice during the last couple of days:

I arrest Felipe!

Yeah, I was wondering how long it was gonna take. Makes me wonder... will I EVER go a game without being arrested?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #72 on:** September 19, 2010, 10:36:06 PM »

It wasn't without probable cause:

Quote from: Felipe Musco on November 05, 2009, 07:32:54 AM

I think I want to spice this game up again. Or at least try. I'll be the nexxt Incognito. I know, I know, you must be thinking: "Duh! He just SAID he is the next one!". Yes, I WILL be the next one, and I'll post as Incognito when suitable. However, I'm going to NAME a member of the site (ANY registered member, not only active ones) as Incognito, and give clues to let you guess who he is. I might change the game rules a bit, tweak it to fit this idea better, so I'm wondering if you, guys, who liked this game, would be up for the challenge, and if you think it could work this way.

PS: If you do, I'll prepare the game so main posts are made within schedule.

... which would still mean that arresting you wouldn't work. We'd have to find who you're using.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #73 on:** September 20, 2010, 12:28:36 AM »

I protect Elessar's Socks

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #74 on:** September 20, 2010, 03:05:34 AM »

Incognito, kill someone with a watermelon catapult.
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #75 on:** September 20, 2010, 03:28:14 AM »

Quote from: ket_the_jet on September 20, 2010, 03:05:34 AM

Incognito, kill someone with a watermelon catapult.
-wtk

Someone,
anyone.
How 'bout you?

Witchkingx5 · « **Reply #76 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:36:22 AM »

I protect Smeagollum.

Incognito · « **Reply #77 on:** September 21, 2010, 02:42:06 PM »

witchkingx5 protected Smeagollum.
This was incorrect.
legolas3333 protected Elessar's Socks.
This was incorrect.
MR. Lurtzy protected Malachi.
This was correct.
macheteman protected Anonymous Prodigy.
This was correct.

lem0nhead and CCCORNIV
are dead.
More soon
on my next round.

Incognito · « **Reply #78 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:02:39 PM »

It was a
Long shot.
And not without
good cause.
The best
and brightest
among us
opposed
It.
But ignoring
the pleas,
he
pushed forward,
and
in so doing
broke the
Third triple.
We can not
forgive.
We will not
forget.
2 days.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #79 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:38:55 PM »

My guess is it has something to do with that bolded L. Some member that is known by that letter? I'll go ahead and protect myself.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #80 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:02:15 PM »

Also, it's weird that he would use the word "we". So far incognito's been mostly detached... but now he's associating with others? Could be a clue, but I have no idea.

macheteman · « **Reply #81 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Incognito on September 13, 2010, 03:34:21 PM

Half a day left.
Generally
the police
protect someone
Whom they think
is my next victim
so that I
can not kill him.
A novel idea,
I know.

bolded W

macheteman · « **Reply #82 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:39:33 PM »

Quote from: Incognito on September 14, 2010, 01:13:44 PM

Bibfortuna25 was saved.
My other victim was not.
You will find him
next to my last.
Elrohir and Muaddib
together forever
hanging,
upside down
In the usual place.
Their blood drained
from a single incisions
to the neck.
A homage, perhaps
to a great man.

bolded 'A' the font is different too, its "David"

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #83 on:** September 21, 2010, 08:02:29 PM »

macheteman · « **Reply #84 on:** September 21, 2010, 08:26:41 PM »

its greek to me too

macheteman · « **Reply #85 on:** September 23, 2010, 07:31:39 AM »

i protect the jord.

Incognito · « **Reply #86 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:35:04 PM »

Tonight's the night.
And it's going to happen
again and again.
It has to happen.
You will find
Kenddrick dead,
in the usual place
cut up
in nice little pieces.
Nice night,
isn't it?

My next victim has
a gift... and a curse.
You decide which it
turns out to be.
2 days.

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #87 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:32:36 PM »

Darkly Dreaming.
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #88 on:** September 23, 2010, 05:47:22 PM »

I should mention
if my next victim
is saved,
I will give
the coppers
an invaluble gift.
It will be your
only chance.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #89 on:** September 24, 2010, 06:51:53 PM »

I protect MonK.

Incognito · « **Reply #90 on:** September 25, 2010, 10:37:38 PM »

Mr. MonK
has been saved.
I made that one
to easy
it seems.

Very well.
Let's step it up.
Look closely
My next victim
has only
2 days.

Oh,
I almost forgot
my gift.
Yes,
I DO keep
my promises.
Therefore all
blackmarks
are removed.
In addition,
since Lurtzy
has not made
a guess at my identity,
he gets a free
arrest, with no
fear of a blackmark.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #91 on:** September 27, 2010, 07:32:15 AM »

Quote from: Incognito on September 25, 2010, 10:37:38 PM

Mr. MonK
has been saved.
I made that one
to too easy
it seems.

Even you aren't safe from the power of the grammar nazis.

Incognito · « **Reply #92 on:** September 27, 2010, 09:51:49 AM »

Gate Troll
has done
more than even he,
perhaps,
thought.

macheteman · « **Reply #93 on:** September 27, 2010, 01:25:40 PM »

i protect Ranofer

Incognito · « **Reply #94 on:** September 28, 2010, 07:29:05 PM »

Ranofer was saved.
Next round then, boys.
But,
don't be
so quick
to dismiss the last.
4 days.

And no,
it's not the first one.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #95 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:12:49 PM »

Incognito · « **Reply #96 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:35:17 PM »

And apparently,
this time,
less.
Bravo good sir,
I did not think
you had such a...
wide range
of inability.

macheteman · « **Reply #97 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:37:25 PM »

I'm gonna go ahead and arrest Mr. Lurtzy. just to clear the air. we don't want any double agents going into a case like this...

Incognito · « **Reply #98 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:46:22 PM »

A little moth
once told me,
that this could happen.
That,
in the midst of my glory
the potential
to be caught
was great.
That the great flaw
in this game
would reveal my identity.
That through
many factors,
some beyond my control,
Lurtzy would become
a suspect.
No doubt,
several clues could
lead to that assumption.
But not all of them do.
Not the important ones,
anyway.
Macheteman
I gave you another arrest
thinking this could,
that this would
happen.
For me,
everything is
falling into place.
Unfortunately,
you know what
that means for you,
my dear copper.
A black mark,
again.

macheteman · « **Reply #99 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:49:54 PM »

i'm not really sure i believe you.

Incognito · « **Reply #100 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:53:45 PM »

That is...
strange.
Nonetheless,
it will be proven,
without a doubt
three rounds
from now.

macheteman · « **Reply #101 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:57:03 PM »

3 rounds? why don't we get some more clues to your identity right now? i've protected 3 targets, lurtzy has protected some also... i'm just sayin' i'm getting kinda tired of this... i can't make bricks without clay...

Incognito · « **Reply #102 on:** September 28, 2010, 09:59:44 PM »

Your frustration is
understandable,
but misguided.
I leave clues
to my identity
in
nearly every round.
You just have to look
in the right places.
You were onto
one of them earlier.
Let things pan out,
keep watching,
and enjoy the show
and you won't believe
what you can find.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #103 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:02:08 PM »

Seriously guys? So... I'm a suspect? Why?

macheteman · « **Reply #104 on:** September 29, 2010, 09:03:46 AM »

I protect Kaiser Kirby

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #105 on:** October 01, 2010, 10:17:09 PM »

I protect Fingolfinfinwe.

Incognito · « **Reply #106 on:** October 02, 2010, 08:12:52 PM »

Will you
be eating that cake,
Chompers?
No, silly me,
you're dead.
Say what
you want coppers,
but I will
be taking the cake.
You can
keep the body.

Incognito · « **Reply #107 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:48:18 AM »

Another kill
another... celebration.
Gentlemen,
let's move on.

So what of
Elessar?
They whisper
Every night
amongst themselves
of "big plans".
Wishful thinking,
fortunately.
Even if he was
the first among them all,
it would not
have made a difference.
Look at what
they have done.
Look!
With your own eyes...
and tell me
who the real
assassin is.
3 days.

Oh, and coppers?
The cake was
delicious.
Pity
I didn't share.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #108 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:53:44 AM »

You ate that whole cake? It's gonna go right to your thighs, and then you won't be able to run from us anymore.

macheteman · « **Reply #109 on:** October 03, 2010, 05:40:11 AM »

Quote from: MR. Lurtzy on October 03, 2010, 12:53:44 AM

You ate that whole cake? It's gonna go right to your thighs, and then you won't be able to run from us anymore.

well, we better lay off the donuts... or else we'll be in the same boat.

macheteman · « **Reply #110 on:** October 03, 2010, 09:00:06 PM »

i protect mr. lurtzy.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #111 on:** October 03, 2010, 09:08:08 PM »

I protect macheteman.

Incognito · « **Reply #112 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:48:45 PM »

Neither of you
are among
the first four.
Try again.

Incognito · « **Reply #113 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:07:54 PM »

An extra day
an extra clue
and still
Sete is dead.
Pathetic,
really.

Remember
If you want to help,
then find the
pattern.
Each one
of them
is connected.

My next
should be easier.
After all,
he was just
promoted.
1 day.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #114 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:19:25 PM »

I arrest Elessar's Socks.

itjunkie · « **Reply #115 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:15:17 PM »

hrm...how exactly is this game played? looking forward to the conclusion...

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #116 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:29:57 PM »

Basically the assassin leaves clues to a username on this site. We (the cops) have to protect that person before the time is up (he usually gives us a certain amount of days, in his post). On top of that, he should be leaving clues to his identity as well, so we can arrest him. It's strange that I arrested ES and neither him nor incognito have posted if I'm right or not.

itjunkie · « **Reply #117 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »

so the assassin (incognito) leaves clues to the cops?
then icognito has another username on this site meaning he is another one of us regular users?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #118 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:48:15 PM »

Yeah that's right. And we have to guess which user that is. His above posts are all clues. But for one round, he did send us all personal messages instead.

itjunkie · « **Reply #119 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Incognito on September 07, 2010, 04:01:28 PM

This clue is my gift to you:

LDYKGoDLA?
When you
put it that way
everything… everything
makes sense.

what do you guys make of the clue?

Incognito · « **Reply #120 on:** October 08, 2010, 09:45:01 PM »

A clue
is a clue.
Each
could solve this
riddle
if they only
knew
where to look.

Moving on...
No,
I am not
Elessar's Socks.
I am not any of these.
But I am one of
you.
One of the
many posters
who found this place.
Was it luck,
or was it fate?
You decide.
Oh, and let's give
the coppers
2 more days.
They seem
to need it.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #121 on:** October 08, 2010, 10:06:09 PM »

Quote from: itjunkie on October 08, 2010, 08:55:49 PM

Quote from: Incognito on September 07, 2010, 04:01:28 PM
This clue is my gift to you:

LDYKGoDLA?
When you
put it that way
everything… everything
makes sense.

what do you guys make of the clue?

That clue pointed us toward TheJord... but it turned out that was wrong. I don't know what else we could be getting from that.

itjunkie · « **Reply #122 on:** October 08, 2010, 11:35:34 PM »

so incognito could be anybody in this thread? or in this whole forum?

door orc admitted, he's the incognito hehehe just kidding:)

my guess is tbiesty... though im not a cop:)

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #123 on:** October 08, 2010, 11:55:32 PM »

You can always become a cop if you want to... I think there's still a spot open.

itjunkie · « **Reply #124 on:** October 09, 2010, 12:12:05 AM »

wow! can I? without going through the training? hehehe
how many black marks do i get before im taken out of the game? never played this game before...but i think i got a pretty good guess of who the incognito is..(i think)

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #125 on:** October 09, 2010, 12:15:46 AM »

You get two arrests. If the second one is wrong, you get kicked off the force. We all have two except for macheteman.

itjunkie · « **Reply #126 on:** October 09, 2010, 04:37:14 AM »

I arrest Witchkingx5

Incognito · « **Reply #127 on:** October 11, 2010, 03:56:59 PM »

Another black mark,
then.
My my, coppers
you're running out
of fellow policemen
to arrest.
Bad for you,
hilarious for me.

It is unfortunate
that my last victim
was killed,
after all
TheJord
was indeed
the one
who deserved
to be
promoted.
And
yet,
it was
all for naught.

My next victim
is the caretaker
of #5517; Pontoise.
Save him
by the 16th or 17th
or don't.
I care not.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #128 on:** October 11, 2010, 05:00:34 PM »

Some internal... discrepancies have lead some of us to believe that the assassin is still a cop. So, I'll go ahead and arrest legolas3333.

itjunkie · « **Reply #129 on:** October 12, 2010, 09:40:30 AM »

lol dang, too bad...im the only nobody has arrested yet, somebody arrest me? hehehe jk:)

erm...im gonna go ahead and protect enola

macheteman · « **Reply #130 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:00:24 AM »

you could always arrest yourself... ;-P

Incognito · « **Reply #131 on:** October 14, 2010, 01:54:13 AM »

It is a good idea,
nay
it is necessary
for the assassin
to be
successful,
to know what
the coppers
are thinking.
Generally
this means
the assassin
is one of the cops.
But
you've all
disproved that.
You've all
gone
and arrested
each other.
What a mess.
And yet,
I still watch.
I know
what you think,
how you think.
What,
do you believe
that my rounds
are random?
That my methods
are spur of the moment?
Everything
is calculated.
Everything.
So, as I wait
for Lurtzy and itjunkie,
do not think
everything will continue
as planned.

So what am I?
Look at me.
LOOK at me.
The monster inside
me
has grown
this big.
Chomp, chomp,
munch, munch,
gobble, gobble,
gulp.

Now,
I will not wait.
Enola was
my next victim.
And he is saved.
Remember,
it has been three rounds.
Has it not been proven?
Without a doubt?
Indeed, it has.

More on
my next victim
shortly,
gentlemen.

itjunkie · « **Reply #132 on:** October 14, 2010, 04:57:46 AM »

well, imagine that... i did manage to save the right person. not bad for a rookie cop, huh? hehehe

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #133 on:** October 14, 2010, 10:54:14 PM »

Because everyone was gone... Mr. Nameless monster.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #134 on:** October 15, 2010, 12:40:40 AM »

He's quoting the joker in that post... Where will this lead I wonder

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #135 on:** October 15, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »

Quote from: legolas3333 on October 15, 2010, 12:40:40 AM

He's quoting the joker in that post... Where will this lead I wonder

Where? I only found a reference to the nameless monster...

legolas3333 · « **Reply #136 on:** October 15, 2010, 01:03:12 AM »

for sure Look at me, LOOK AT ME! is from the dark knight i thought I recognized another line or two as well but maybe I'm wrong though

legolas3333 · « **Reply #137 on:** October 15, 2010, 01:06:55 AM »

I arrest kralik!

don't ban me if it's not you

macheteman · « **Reply #138 on:** October 15, 2010, 05:42:45 AM »

and don't ban him if it IS you either....

Incognito · « **Reply #139 on:** October 15, 2010, 08:35:50 PM »

An interesting choice.
So each cop
has a
black mark now.
The next arrest
will lead to
an early retirement
methinks.
But I don't like that.
My goal was
to be
the first.
The first
that killed
all the cops.
And I
will be
the first
to truly
win this game.
So I guess
that
brings us to
our next round.
Next two,
actually.

My first
was sent
to the cops
via messages.
We don't want
peekers,
now do we?

As for my second,
I'll admit I
did not want
to come back
to him.
But,
he was the third
to do it.
And it's so much
of an eye sore
to leave him
all by his lonesome.
So, coppers,
If you want to help,
because TheJord
no longer can,
you should be
heading off to
Montgomery
right about now.
3 days.

itjunkie · « **Reply #140 on:** October 19, 2010, 05:45:07 AM »

well, im going to protect myself (if that is allowed)... can i protect another person since it's 2 rounds?

macheteman · « **Reply #141 on:** October 19, 2010, 05:57:58 AM »

i protect Mr. Lurtzy

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #142 on:** October 19, 2010, 03:36:18 PM »

~~I'll protect macheteman.~~

I'm thinking legolas3333 could be the second victim based on some incognito PMs... not sure at all on the first, so I'm going to change my protection to him.

legolas3333 · « **Reply #143 on:** October 19, 2010, 05:49:07 PM »

I'm gonna go out on a limb and protect malachi

Incognito · « **Reply #144 on:** October 20, 2010, 08:19:13 PM »

After much
deliberation...
I have decided
to let
legolas3333 live.
But,
he was the
first clue.
It does not matter
anyway,
my real target,
Ranofer,
is finally dead.
It only took
forever.

David is done.
Now comes the
hard part.
After all,
it could be anything.
Next victim soon.

macheteman · « **Reply #145 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:11:07 PM »

I arrest: some random dude

Incognito · « **Reply #146 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:43:14 PM »

NBarden?
No, I'm not him,
either.
Check your inboxes,
coppers.
I've made some...
rule changes.
I hope you like.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #147 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:48:56 PM »

Before this games over, I think we'll have arrested everyone.

itjunkie · « **Reply #148 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:01:36 AM »

i still think it's tbiesty hehe

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #149 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:17:49 AM »

I notice that no one has arrested macheteman, even after I told you it was him...

...yet he arrests a fellow cop to "make sure..."

This game could have been over a month ago.
-wtk

itjunkie · « **Reply #150 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:39:35 AM »

hmmm... you're actually right, ket. i was under the impression that all cops have already been arrested. hehe

legolas3333 · « **Reply #151 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:05:15 AM »

@ket

Quote from: Kralik on September 04, 2010, 01:58:45 PM

ket, why the animosity? It's not macheteman, but I will say no more.

Let's see this game live again!

I think kralik is telling the truth

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #152 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:24:20 PM »

Same, that's why no one's arrested him.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #153 on:** October 21, 2010, 06:10:35 PM »

Fantastic yes. If it were so. But it isn't.

Incognito · « **Reply #154 on:** October 21, 2010, 06:18:25 PM »

I appreciate
your continued
suspicion of
any and all
coppers.
After all,
a successful assassin
always is a cop.
And
I am successful.

Incognito · « **Reply #155 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:38:17 PM »

And so, 15.
I always imagined
Kralik
to live
in a shoe.
And just
a single.
Now,
the type...
that was where
things became
less clear.
Was it velcro?
Leather?
I could not
answer this.
That's up to you,
coppers.
3 days.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #156 on:** October 25, 2010, 04:59:30 PM »

I protect ket_the_jet.

Incognito · « **Reply #157 on:** October 25, 2010, 08:05:38 PM »

Another day indeed
little moth.
My strategy
for this round
was simple.
As was my clue.
The king is dead,
Kralik that is.
Two down,
one to go.
Expect
another clue
tomorrow.

FM · « **Reply #158 on:** October 26, 2010, 03:55:55 AM »

He's killing Dain?!? He has a daughter to raise, you know!

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #159 on:** October 26, 2010, 04:27:24 AM »

Quote from: Felipe Musco on October 26, 2010, 03:55:55 AM

He's killing Dain?!? He has a daughter to raise, you know!

What about Kralik's poor orphans?
-wtk

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #160 on:** October 26, 2010, 04:30:44 AM »

Quote from: Incognito on October 25, 2010, 08:05:38 PM

The king is dead,
Kralik that is.
Two down,
one to go.

It is in my own interest to remind you that Mr. Lurtzy, Gil-Estel, legolas3333, and myself are "Kings" based on the TLHH ranking system.

If I am a target of Incognito for that, I'd better fire out 28 posts quick!
-wtk

Incognito · « **Reply #161 on:** October 26, 2010, 01:52:17 PM »

Kings of Nothing.
And nothing can come
of nothing.
But you know that
all to well
ket.

As for my clue
an easy on.
MCMLXXXI.
Thus,
1 day.

macheteman · « **Reply #162 on:** October 26, 2010, 01:59:20 PM »

i protect max1981

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #163 on:** October 26, 2010, 06:55:36 PM »

I arrest Tbiesty.

Incognito · « **Reply #164 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:40:20 PM »

One of two,
not bad.
Not good, either.

The sword is sharp,
the spear is long,
The arrow swift,
the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold
that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more
shall suffer wrong.

Or, it could be
18
sires
anew.
It's time to begin.
3 days.

itjunkie · « **Reply #165 on:** October 28, 2010, 07:05:11 AM »

what the heck... we've arrested everyone already!

itjunkie · « **Reply #166 on:** October 28, 2010, 08:18:48 AM »

I protect Dain

FM · « **Reply #167 on:** October 28, 2010, 11:01:58 AM »

Including, as fas as I'm concerned, the right person. I think the cops should make a list of who's been arrested already, to "clear them out".

ket_the_jet · « **Reply #168 on:** October 28, 2010, 12:06:04 PM »

Check the first post.
-wtk

FM · « **Reply #169 on:** October 28, 2010, 01:13:02 PM »

Incredible how so many people arrest the same ones over and over again. Just imagine the lawsuits!

Incognito · « **Reply #170 on:** October 28, 2010, 01:30:41 PM »

Quote from: Felipe Musco on October 28, 2010, 11:01:58 AM

Including, as fas as I'm concerned, the right person. I think the cops should make a list of who's been arrested already, to "clear them out".

My parents
aren't catholic.
But consider it,
nontheless.
I doubt he even
knows.

itjunkie · « **Reply #171 on:** October 29, 2010, 10:27:55 AM »

what the #$&*@!, im shooting blanks anyways....I arrest macheteman just because I got no one else to arrest! lol

macheteman · « **Reply #172 on:** October 29, 2010, 02:55:25 PM »

i'm innocent. i swear.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #173 on:** October 29, 2010, 07:16:06 PM »

I protect Door Orc.

FM · « **Reply #174 on:** October 30, 2010, 03:46:56 AM »

Quote from: itjunkie on October 29, 2010, 10:27:55 AM

what the #$&*@!, im shooting blanks anyways....I arrest macheteman just because I got no one else to arrest! lol

And thus, another wasted arrest. You know, having worked a whole year SOLELY with murder lawsuits, if you were real detectives, Internal Affairs would have quite a few things to say to you guys (and not in a nice way), what with arresting the same wrong people over and over again...

itjunkie · « **Reply #175 on:** October 30, 2010, 09:16:18 AM »

what are you talking about musco? we don't arrest the same people over and over again...that being said, we don't seem to be arresting the right person as well. lol

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #176 on:** October 30, 2010, 03:06:01 PM »

What can you expect? There's only so many active users.

Incognito · « **Reply #177 on:** October 30, 2010, 09:50:40 PM »

Good logic,
Lurtzy.
But it couldn't save
my first
policeman killed.
legolas is dead.
No longer
of the woodland realm.

All coppers
are now arrested.
I am not one
of you.
But my
previous statements
were all true.
I shall not lie.

Let's take
a brief break.
In three days,
I'll give another
clue.
Until then,
gentlemen.

itjunkie · « **Reply #178 on:** October 30, 2010, 10:30:36 PM »

wth? how did that clue even point to legolas?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #179 on:** October 30, 2010, 10:44:42 PM »

No idea...

legolas3333 · « **Reply #180 on:** November 03, 2010, 08:44:16 AM »

Hah! I have narrowed incognito down to 3 suspects...

A knife slits my throat and I am hung from the ceiling

itjunkie · « **Reply #181 on:** November 03, 2010, 08:58:32 AM »

and who might that be, ghost of legolas?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #182 on:** November 03, 2010, 02:50:38 PM »

Do tell.

Incognito · « **Reply #183 on:** November 03, 2010, 03:55:34 PM »

Quote from: ket_the_jet on November 03, 2010, 08:55:51 AM

Ice truck killer?
-wtk

I wasn't
so subtle
with that one,
huh?
Suprising though
that it was only
you who found it.
Seems like that
happens a lot.

As for my
tardiness,
my delay
was unavoidable,
my disapperance
unpreventable.
But don't worry,
I am here now.

My next victim,
you should know.
He is gone now,
so I won't
partake in the
ad hominems
so common here.
Let's complete
his passage
to eternity.
2 days.

macheteman · « **Reply #184 on:** November 03, 2010, 04:11:18 PM »

i protect Agent Drake

Incognito · « **Reply #185 on:** November 06, 2010, 11:04:46 PM »

Ah, Jw
another success.
But,
no arrests
this round?
Keep in mind
that they do
stack.
So...
counting this round
you have
3 free arrests.
Don't waste them.

Oh, and
2 days.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #186 on:** November 06, 2010, 11:20:44 PM »

Then, I'll go ahead and arrest Thranduil.

Incognito · « **Reply #187 on:** November 06, 2010, 11:23:07 PM »

Strike one
to Lurtzy.
Continue on,
if you wish.

TheJord · « **Reply #188 on:** November 07, 2010, 05:41:03 PM »

This game is getting really boring

Incognito · « **Reply #189 on:** November 07, 2010, 09:39:48 PM »

From someone
who
knows so little,
that was
suprising.
You would
be awestruck
at what
goes on
behind the scenes,
if only you
knew.
But I won't
give out
the stories
beyond
comprehension
of someone
I've already killed.

macheteman · « **Reply #190 on:** November 10, 2010, 07:50:27 PM »

i protect smeagollum

Gate Troll · « **Reply #191 on:** November 10, 2010, 07:58:58 PM »

So even the mods are bored now? Is it because they know Incognito's IP address and have decided that it is glaringly obvious who he is?

Or are they just bored?

Mysteries, mysteries...

Incognito · « **Reply #192 on:** November 10, 2010, 08:09:11 PM »

My clues are
not so hard.
If I had
greater cops,
such as AgentDrake
or Elessar's Socks,
I would have
never been so
bold.
I think
anyone could
make an
easy guess
at who I am.
Yes,
the mods know
my IP.
But's it's not
as simple
as you think.

Oh,
and macheteman...
deadlineses are for
a purpose, yes.
Smeagollum was
killed
two days ago.
You can
protect the body
but that'll
do no good.
Next round
shortly.

FM · « **Reply #193 on:** November 11, 2010, 07:52:31 AM »

Not to mention, if this Incognito is adopting my proposed system, knowing his IP will do nothing (and also, it alows for mods to play the game, which is always a plus).

Incognito · « **Reply #194 on:** November 12, 2010, 06:25:54 PM »

Yes, Felipe.
For those who
care,
there is
one cop
opening.
I fear
I will
get caught
soon,
if one of
the prestigeous
joins...

Now then,
onto 20.
And what
better way
to honor
Gero,
then with
the murder
lil' old
baldie?
I can't
think of any.
2 days.

FM · « **Reply #195 on:** November 13, 2010, 02:40:14 AM »

He's killing Dain again? Ok, who else is bald? Also, Gero is supposed to be a character from Dragon Ball Z, can't think of any other references off the top of my mind.

macheteman · « **Reply #196 on:** November 13, 2010, 04:24:21 AM »

yes. i'd like to protect smeagollum's body. and i'd like to find some fingerprints on it.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #197 on:** November 14, 2010, 02:06:18 PM »

If there's still time, I'll protect krillinfan...

Incognito · « **Reply #198 on:** November 17, 2010, 12:07:57 AM »

It seems
we have come
to a standstill.
My easy clues
are solved
almost
100% of the
time.
My hard clues
are solved
almost
never.
My identity clues
seem
to have gone over
your heads.
I've given
three
clues to who
I am,
that should have
easily pointed
to my
identity.
Were it so easy.
So now,
I think I'll do
something different.
It may take
some time to
set up.
But, it will
be worth it.
To me,
at least.
Remember, you
have
3 or 4 arrests,
so take
some guesses,
before your ends.
What harm will
that do?
I'm sure Felipe is
already expecting
to fill in
the duties
required
of such
wanton arresting.
So, then gents,
keep watch,
for soon
I will end this.
End you.

Oh and yes,
krillinfan
was my target.
It was an easy clue,
so I expected
as much.

Incognito · « **Reply #199 on:** November 25, 2010, 09:14:43 PM »

"It's a funny thing, fear. Not something that can be created... that's something <REDACTED> never understood. No, fear resides in us all. Always. And to even the most powerful among us, this primal urge is a powerful motivator... You and I both know this well. After all, being born in blood has some damaging effects... which I think we can both attest to."

Good,
isn't it?
An early
transcript
from a great writer.
Obscure, perhaps
but don't let
that
take away
from its
signifigance.
And really,
to think
the final is
even better.

I've been gone
a long time.
Yes, over the
past few weeks
I've continued
with a few killings,
here and there
but I was not here.
I was not "me".
Well, darlings...
I'm back.
And it's time
for the
good life
to keep on rolling.

To stall you,
for I doubt you
have
any leads on me,
I've prepared
a new victim.
After all,
I don't want to be
myself,
running and worrying
while in DC.
No,
I want to relax.
Coppers will
however,
need to work hard
to save my
next few.
That is
your duty,
your calling.
And make some
arrests.
Collecting them up,
will do no good
in the short run,
nor the long run.
1 day,
gents.

...actually,
a litle over
a day.
My next
comes at
9:42 PM
tomorrow night.
Be ready.