this aint gonna happen, and even if it did, screw her!
This right here, was awesome. Way to go, dude! Thumbs up!
PS: I'm not a religious guy, and I went through Law School, so I'm a bit worried. Is this supposed to be the day God passes judgment on your soul? Because if it is... yikes! Time to pack my fan and get ready to go "south", I guess. Gonna meet some of the greatest minds in Law, though, so at least I might be able to finally get some questions answered.