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[DáinIronfoot]

Lost In The Woods

My all-time favorite. I SWEAR that Nazzie is dancing to jazz or swing music. And snapping his fingers to it, of course.

[Elessar's Socks]

Forth Eorlingas! is classic, SoP! Speak to the hand.

Dark Whispers must be the predecessor to Lost in the Woods. Silly Aragorn; no appreciation at all for music.

LOL what the H is that thing? Giant turtles with teeth can't be tamed!

It's a horse (I think). The "eyes" are probably its nostrils.

For some reason Gorgoroth Looter reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West.

[TheJord]

Gorgoroth Engineer.... what was Darth Maul doing sieging Minas Tirith.

You can also see him in Siege Troop

[Gate Troll]

I love the lore on Duality.

[Pepin The Breve]

  I love how Decipher use the same scene thousands times with the southrons... Who tells them to not appear more in the movie anyway?

  For Example

   Southron Chieftain (Choosing a victim)
   Southron Marksmen (Time to aim! Whoa, now has been swichted to Marksman!)
   Promoted to Haradrim Marksman and ready to go!!!

   But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"

  Start with begginers level: Far Harad Mercenaries 
  Then  ... Southron Veterans Piece of cake! 
  How about Army of Haradrim (AI)? Still easy, Huh? 
  Wanna pass to intermediate? try Desert Lancers 
  Time to start to get serious then: Southron Invaders   
  Super hard: Strength in Numbers 
  And if you find him here i will buy you a donnut! Flanking Attack        
                     

[sickofpalantirs]

I luv playing southron hide and seek...its also possible with morgul orcs...

[SomeRandomDude]

The text on Goblin Spear was worded as such on purpose, as to allow The Cave Troll to bear it, since he grabs a Goblin Spear and strikes Frodo with it (thus, the burden-adding text as well, it's a really flavorful card, much more than the more-often played Goblin Scimitar). Of course, the Balrog ended up being a side-effect, but wording it like "bearer must be The Cave Troll of Moria or..." was gonna be a huge pain, plus, it's one of those interactions PLAYERS are supposed to figure out.
I LOVED the turtle one, it sure DO looks like a turtle!

Ya, but Moria Swarm pwns Cave Troll and Balrog, hence why Scimitar is more played for card drawing. And the sweet Draw-4-Cards combo with Relics of Moria.

[Kralik]

Balrog + The Balrog's Sword + Goblin Spear + Must Do Without Hope is fun... In Fellowship Block, most people aren't expecting a Str. 22 Fierce Damage +2 'rog. Kill a few, add some burdens, have Shotgun Enquea finish 'em off. 

[Kralik]

   But my favorite by far is playing "Where is Desert Lord?"        

That's hilarious... I never noticed all that.
My cousin lost all respect for the "realism" of the game when he saw Gorgoroth Swarm. Great... Sauron's army has a strength of... 12? Maybe Aragorn can match them!

[Pepin The Breve]

My cousin lost all respect for the "realism" of the game when he saw Gorgoroth Swarm. Great... Sauron's army has a strength of... 12? Maybe Aragorn can match them!

   He should have slaughter them all if the good troll of Cirith Gorgor doesn´t had gently stoomped him (just to have him stop the carnage of course) 

[TheJord]

Gorgoroth Swarm = Hill Orc

[Gate Troll]

Uruk Stalker = Uruk Pikeman. Also Uruk Savage = Breeding Pit Conscript. 

[MR. Lurtzy]

Shagrat, Captain of Cirith Ungol=Shagrat, Tower Captain

You'd think that they could find at least 1 other picture of him...

[FM]

OMG! They went that far? Ouch... No wonder the game died!

[Gate Troll]

No, captain of cirith ungol is slightly zoomed in while tower captain is unmodified.  You think they could have found at least one other good picture of him.