Listen to me, Legolas.
If you just arrested TheJord
the man you thought was me,
he was an innocent bystander
minding his own business
until today,
until this hour.
That wasn't me.
His arrest
and suspicion
were kept secret
from watching eyes,
and went unposted
even in this thread.
Even I had no way
of knowing
about his suspected guilt
it seems…
But I, Incognito,
do in fact exist.
So come on!
Catch me if you can.