Author Topic: Truthality - The Game! (Read 3492 times)

menace64 · « **on:** June 01, 2008, 12:05:33 AM »

In this game, you ask the poster below you a question - silly or serious - after answering the question above (filling in as much detail as required to properly answer). The only rule is that you must reply truthfully. That's the cost to play!

And I'll know if you're lying.

Starting question: Have you ever gone joyriding?

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:17:24 AM »

Depends on your definition. Joyriding as in a stolen car or something like that, no. As in taking a car up to 120 on the interstate...well...

Have you ever eaten a 72 oz steak?

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:43:49 AM »

Nope, my belly could not handle a steak that size.

Have you ever had a child embarrass you in public? If so, explain.

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:49:40 AM »

Do sibling's count? How about my little brother, every single time.

Most notable incident involved one little sister picking another little sister's nose. I'll leave it at that.

Have you ever shot something accidentally with a ricocheting bullet?

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2008, 01:13:51 AM »

Ew!

Yep, that definitely counts! lol

I myself have never accidentally shot anything (shot a lot of things on purpose, though - no humans, I'm not THAT bad a person, lol). My husband, however, got accidentally shot in the thumb by one of his friends. His friend worked for an estate, and they were out hunting one day. While climbing over a fence, his friend's gun went off. The bullet hit my husband in the hand, glad it didn't hit anything vital! He got very lucky. Because of the angle, it didn't do any serious damage, but he still has the scars. The bullet didn't ricochet off of anything first, though.

Have you ever posted on a forum under the guise of a different username from your own?

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2008, 01:20:09 AM »

Incognito and fred_the_llama!

Have you ever blown something up?

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2008, 04:55:44 AM »

well, not really, not with huge explosives. I have had some illegal fireworks, at least in the Netherlands it is, which causes a rather big blow and with that I blew up things. But nothing too dramatic.

Have you lied in the past week?

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:14:45 PM »

Nope! Not at all! Of course, its only Sunday, so we'll see how that goes.

Have you ever drunk coffee while standing on your head?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:29:02 PM »

uh....no

have you ever punched someone in public?

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:53:32 PM »

Yes, mostly when I was a kid. I can think of two people off-hand...and they both deserved it. Broke one poor kid's nose, though.

That was a LONG time ago, though. I'd like to think I've mellowed out since then.

Have you ever actually shot milk (or some other drink) out your nose?

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2008, 01:30:53 PM »

Carrot juicwe and cucumber juice (don't ask). Gagging can cause stuff to shoot ourt your nose.

HYE been ticketed for violating some obscure law?

menace64 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2008, 04:15:30 PM »

No, but I've got 1 ticket for speeding and I've been "pulled over" three times while walking or already parked. I guess I'm suspicious-looking.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2008, 05:34:28 PM »

I'd be the bartender.

To be honest, I don't particularly like them that much... not compared to other ice cream products... like a gallon of mint....
I might pay $2.50, though.

How much time have you spent staring at roadkill? (I just drove a 10-hour trip to ND....)

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2008, 05:47:01 PM »

a lot...trips can get really boring...

have you ever wished that I wasn't on this site? why?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:05:40 PM »

Naw, wouldn't be as fun.

Have you ever successfully accomplished a winterpepper?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2008, 03:10:09 AM »

No.

Have you ever crossed dressed on a friday night, went to some dive bar and woke up next morning next to a person of the same sex youve never seen before.

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2008, 03:45:13 AM »

No, but I have crossed dressed on a friday night, went to some dive bar and woke up next morning next to a person of the same sex that I have seen before. Just kidding!

Have you ever been arrested?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2008, 03:56:28 AM »

Nah im a straight arrow sadly. Been pulled over a couple of times by coppers for racing them or driving too fast.

As i was writing the above post i was partly thinking about what would happen if you replied SM. As youre the only female on TLHH it would be odd thinking off you dressing in a shirt and tie and pulling a female! :S Actually now i think about it.... :hey:

Have you ever knicked someones girlfriend? (and dont you answer SM!)

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2008, 05:27:18 AM »

well, in a dark past -I have matured some by now- my brother and I went on vacation with my parents. We both saw a nice girl, but somehow the rule applied that since my brother is the oldest -4 years older- he would get the first shot. He was succesful, but I couldn't take my eyes of her. Just became 15 years of age, started to grow interest in the other gender and well, whether it was my irresistable smile, my good looks or her being some kinda nymphomane (either way I didn't care) she got the hots for me at the end of that vacation

. I'll spare you kids the details......(it was decend, don't you all worry)

Have you ever cheated? In any way?

FM · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:05:46 AM »

Yeah. I cheated on videogames a lot when I was younger...

I've also cheated on tests occasionally (we have a teacher that's been running the same test for over 10 years, so EVERYONE has the answers beforehand...), and yes, I cheated on a "girlfriend" of sorts a great while ago. She wasn't ACTUALLY my girlfriend, but we WERE heading in that direction, since we weren't seeing anyone else, but I completly fell for this other girl I met during b-ball practice, and SHE wen't on to be my girlfriend in, like, 2 weeks after that!
Boy, was the other girl pissed or what?

Ok, have you ever "walked in" on a relative or friend when they were doing... well... something?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:09:30 AM »

Yeah my mum and dad when i was a teenager. I walk right back out and i dont think they saw me. Thank god. It was bad enough without them trying to explain they were just erm cuddling or trying to keep warm.

Have you ever come across or read something you wish you hadnt.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2008, 04:29:51 PM »

Yes, many times.

Have you ever eaten turnips before?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2008, 04:54:28 PM »

yeah....

have you ever wondered why you like this site?

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2008, 05:01:37 PM »

I certainly did back during the years I made all kinds of DCs for a game I hadn't even PLAYED yet.

Makes a LITTLE more sense now that I actually have, but still, sometimes, I find myself wondering ever so briefly why I invest so much time in it. Then I remember it's fun and tell that part of my brain to loosen up.

HYE been on a boat?

FM · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2008, 07:48:57 PM »

Yeah, a lot of times, actually, in fact, my stepfather had 2. Ahhhh, fun times.
Have you ever stolen anything?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:01:44 PM »

Yes, of course.

:hey:

Have you ever taken a bath in maple syrup??

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:20:10 PM »

Um...no?

Lurtzy's responses remind me of Larry the Cucumber during the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything song. While the others talk about real "piraty things" like hoisting the mainstay and owning parrots, Larry talks about plucking roosters, kissing chipmunks, and painting daisies on a big red rubber ball. As Pa Grape puts it, he just doesn't "get it".

Oh, and if you no idea what Larry the Cucumber, VeggieTales, and/or The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything are, you haven't lived. Go look it up. You will NOT be disappointed.

Hmmm, on that subject: HYE seen an episode of VeggieTales, and if so, did you like it?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #27 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:58:11 PM »

Yes, they are actually pretty good.

Have you ever eaten a LOTR card?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:13:41 AM »

No i have never done that, i once used a star wars card (a white bordered devastator iirc) to get food out of my teeth though

Totally ruined it and i was gutted even though it was fartarded.

Lurtyz you do know the rules stated were you must give as much information as possible and all you say is Yes or No.

Have you ever had the princess leia fantasy?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:19:38 AM »

actually I can honestly say no....bu NK and D_I putting up dueling pics of leia and mara jade made it harder

I'm partial to mara jade myself...

Have you ever gotten slapped for kissing someone? explain.

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #30 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:25:31 AM »

Mara Jade? Why, whatever pictures do you mean? This one? Or perhaps this one? :hey:

Mwaha.

As for the question, no, haven't been slapped. Been fussed at a couple when my wife's not in the best of moods and I've tried, though.

HYE been to Boston in the fall?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #31 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:49:02 AM »

No, that would be a long journey for me. :hey:

Have you ever tried to not step on the cracks on the ground?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #32 on:** June 03, 2008, 11:01:46 AM »

actually yes...I've tried to cover a sidewalk square in a single step and avoid the cracks...

have you ever wished that you had more posts than me

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #33 on:** June 03, 2008, 11:15:49 AM »

And give up the ability to tease you about it? Not a chance!

HYE wanted to be a

, a

, or a

?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #34 on:** June 03, 2008, 11:17:09 AM »

ninja yes, cop yes, clown no.
though I appear to be one anyway.

Have you ever broken a mirror and gotten bad luck?

menace64 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 03, 2008, 03:53:11 PM »

I broke a mirror once in 4th grade when I threw a basketball into it.

I must have got back luck, because I ended up becoming a member here.

(*zing!*)

Where did you stash the cash!?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #36 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:02:13 PM »

It's behind the stairs leading up to the yellow door, next to the the tree (you may have to do some digging).

Have you ever thrown a knife at somebody?

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:08:17 PM »

No, but I'm ashamed to say (once again from my younger, wilder days) that I have a scar on my hand from a...uh...well, a knife fight. Yeah, not one of my finer moments. :-\

HYE gotten a scar?

TheJord · « **Reply #38 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:14:17 PM »

Yes I broke my arm when I was 15 so I have 2 pretty big ones on my left arm.

Have you ever played a video game for 12 hours or more, non stop?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:19:21 PM »

Naw, 5 is my highest, but I was sick so I couldn't do much else.

HYE defeated minesweeper on the expert difficulty?

TheJord · « **Reply #40 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:22:34 PM »

Yes Minesweeper pwns, I have done the beginner setting in about 7 seconds.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #41 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:31:37 PM »

uh my teacher is my mom so that would be highly akward. so no in other words

Have you ever slapped someone for kissing you

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #42 on:** June 03, 2008, 05:33:29 PM »

Not unless they were a guy.

HYE ingested a sharpie?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2008, 01:35:41 AM »

Whats a sharpie?

HYE been caught in a comprimising position with a badger?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:52:49 AM »

a sharpie is a marker and no

have you ever drawn extensive pen tattoos on yourself?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2008, 10:31:47 AM »

Yes, in my younger years I used to do some of that.

HYE rolled down a very big hill?

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2008, 10:37:01 AM »

Yes, I loved doing that all the time when I was a kid.

No matter how many times I did it, I would always forget how itchy the grass makes you afterward.

HYE secretly liked a movie that everyone else hated?

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2008, 11:12:14 AM »

ehm....is the otherway around also good? I hate Titanic, but everyone seems to like it...if you want to make an original Titanic movie, make it really unsinkable...

HYE been in a relation when you saw an old love, who made your heart pound a bit faster?

FM · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2008, 11:18:56 AM »

Yeah, and it caused quite a ruckus, since the girl I was with at the time was dead jealous of that one old love I saw.

HYE cried for love?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2008, 11:24:43 AM »

No! Men don't cry.

HYE jumped off a table thinking you could fly?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #50 on:** June 04, 2008, 04:52:42 PM »

No. But I did jump off one thinking I could swim...

HYE drunk yourself sick on Sprite? (That's "lemonade" to you Brits, right?)

FM · « **Reply #51 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:05:42 PM »

Well, I got pretty dizzy, but not sick, but then again, it HAD a bunch of Smirnoff in it, as well...

HYE drank tequila?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #52 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:06:42 PM »

Who hasn't?

HYE owned a duck?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #53 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:21:35 PM »

Yes. I bought it at a restaurant, and they brought it out to me, all nice and barbecued, wrapped in a crepe.
It was delicious.

HYE been accosted by a drunken Scotsman? (I have!)

lem0nhead · « **Reply #54 on:** June 05, 2008, 01:31:52 AM »

No sorry, ive been accosted by SM im pretty sure, but dont think she was drunk! :S

And no we have Sprite here AD as it is, the lemon lime drink, but we also have lemonade. Seeing a bottle of lemonade makes me so angry and upset

HYE been mugged or attacked.

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #55 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:36:02 AM »

Yes, actually. I think I told this story over at CC, but....

It was my final year of my bachelor's degree, like one week until graduation. I had an evening class that ran until like 10:00. By the time I was leaving school, there was practically no one around. I walk out to my car, and suddenly this guy just appears out of nowhere and asks if I have the time. Kind fellow that I am, I look down to check my watch, and hear the unmistakable click-clack of a pistol being racked back. (Why he did that, and why they do it all the time in movies, makes no sense; if you know how guns work, there is NO reason to do that most of the time except it seems more imposing, I guess...anyway....) Sure enough, I look up and he's going through the classic "give me your wallet" routine and acting all big and bad. UNlike the movies, this is NOT the time to go Chuck Norris on him and try to get the gun away or something stupid like that, so I do what one SHOULD do in this position: cooperate and get as much detail on him as I can. He takes the few bucks I have in my wallet (hey, I'm a starving college student, after all!), interestingly leaves my credit card, and hoists up my laptop as his grand prize instead. I DID rationally try to explain to him to leave the laptop, explaining all the school info I had on it, and he briefly put it back down before getting into his tough guy mode again and saying that HE was "making the rules here", not me. *sigh* So he walks me over to the treeline and takes off into the night.

Naturally, I called...my father, who at the time was the head of the Criminal Investigation Division of the county police department. (Just retired from the force two years ago after 25+ years of service...by this point, he was pretty high up in the chain.) Within minutes, no less than four police cars are on the scene and I'm being questioned. I gave them the best description I could of the guy, and also the gun, which I recognized as being the same sidearm carried by most police officers (including the ones in this county) and most military forces, the Beretta M9. Turns out that was one of the keys to case, because an M9 had been reported stolen nearby from a retired police officer's home (he came to the scene as well). Once they put two and two together, they were on him quick. Within two hours, they were at this punk's home, who has the gall to try and jump out the window to escape...with my laptop in hand. Hey, moron...try NOT CARRYING THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU, huh?

So they bring me to the police station, show me a bunch of mug shots (one of which is the guy and the others are stock photos they keep on file to make sure you make a positive ID), and I pick him out easy. That was the end of my night, and I went home while he rotted away that evening in one of their holding cells.

The sad part is that, while he could have gotten up to 10 years, he instead got only two and probably got out WAY early for "good behavior". Ahhhh, justice.

You want to know how bad and frustrating the court system is today, just ask a cop. Very depressing to do their job and have the courts let these leaches of society out so much faster than their sentence should require they rot away.

Whew. Okay, next question....

HYE fired a gun?

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #56 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:44:25 AM »

Let's see, M16A2, .22 LR, .12 ga, .20 ga, .30-06, .243, 9mm, .45 cal...yeah, I think so.

HYE shot a military rifle?

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #57 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:45:14 AM »

Yes, I surely have. I was in the US Air Force back in my younger days (oh here she goes again, lol), and I shot an M16 while going through basic training. While I was at my permanent duty station, we often went for TDYs (Temporary Duty), where we would have more training. Those were great fun, camping and playing war games!

~~TPBM~~ I mean: HYE broken into someone's e-mail account?

Edited for spelling errors

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #58 on:** June 05, 2008, 09:04:02 AM »

no, but my pupils have

. Remember the Cold War RPG I was organizing with all your help? It ran out of control!!! They were into the game, being suspicous about eachother and trying to get their opponents file ASAP. I was looking for a hostile atmosphere, in the way that they shouldn't trust eachother, so I alowed cheating as long as I didn't see it. Well, they did. Breaking in eachothers lockers, hacking email, all was alowed in love and war. Miss charming went to the caretaker, showing her most pretty face, and with big, blue, a bit sad eyes she tells him she has forgotten her key. With the one that opens all she takes off, breaking in to her friend's locker, who was ofcourse her enemy during the game....I was happy that they have experienced the atmosphere, but I didn't want a remake of the Wave on my account, so I blew it off. What fun it was.......

HYE did something close to racism?

SomeRandomDude · « **Reply #59 on:** June 05, 2008, 10:46:38 AM »

Polish jokes, French jokes, Irish jokes, but since I'm part Polish, French and Irish.

Q: Why was the pollock hospitalized after he tried to blow up a jeep?
A: He burned his lip on the exhaust pipe.

Q: How did the pollock break his leg raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: TBD.

Have you ever been to an Asian country?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #60 on:** June 05, 2008, 03:30:49 PM »

Quote from: Gil-Estel on June 05, 2008, 09:04:02 AM

no, but my pupils have . Remember the Cold War RPG I was organizing with all your help? It ran out of control!!! They were into the game, being suspicous about eachother and trying to get their opponents file ASAP. I was looking for a hostile atmosphere, in the way that they shouldn't trust eachother, so I alowed cheating as long as I didn't see it. Well, they did. Breaking in eachothers lockers, hacking email, all was alowed in love and war. Miss charming went to the caretaker, showing her most pretty face, and with big, blue, a bit sad eyes she tells him she has forgotten her key. With the one that opens all she takes off, breaking in to her friend's locker, who was ofcourse her enemy during the game....I was happy that they have experienced the atmosphere, but I didn't want a remake of the Wave on my account, so I blew it off. What fun it was.......

I would call that a glaring success of a project. lol.

Nope. Been to Mexico, England, Norway, and, of course, the USA. Might be going up to Canada soon for a few days, but I dunno. Never to Asia, though.

Have you ever been attacked by a street gang?

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #61 on:** June 05, 2008, 03:55:59 PM »

well, I have some dark days in the past as well. Back in school I was a bit annoying for some, great for others. I have a strong feeling for justice, but it is self declared. I was always involved in riots and such, but because of a great deal of 'friends' I was always very layed back and always could tell others to get lost.
1 day a group came to my school, cause they were looking for me. After they found me we were foul talking, but my support was way larger then his, so we all laughed at him, which only made him more upset. The day after I decided to be stupid, by going to this guy's school with nothing more than a friend of mine. Arrogant as we were, we paraded through the school, having a 'good excuse' to be there and it was fun back then. The whole school was looking at us and gossip went like a fire through the school. When we came out, he and his friends were waiting for me. Whether they were intimidated by my looks, my size or my brutality, he didn't do anything, just threathening to pull a knife, screaming and shouting at me, to f*** off, and such. I challenged him to do something, being the perfect rooster, but he backed out....after that he payed me a lot of respect....we were soooo lame back then, but it makes funny memories....

HYE thougth that everything you believe in could be a giant hoax?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #62 on:** June 05, 2008, 04:21:26 PM »

Why yes! It was called dinner.

HYE wondered why shaggy thought it was candy?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #63 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:43:36 AM »

Shaggy the rnb singer or the scooby doo guy? And what candy?

HYE played paintball?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #64 on:** October 15, 2008, 04:45:44 PM »

Not yet. I hope to play on the 25th though.

HYE stole from someone outside your family?

(BTW this bump is nothing to a seven-year bump I saw on another forums I regularly browse so I don't want any accusations of 'necromancer' or 'thread resurrecter' in my direction).

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #65 on:** October 15, 2008, 08:48:24 PM »

Thread resurrecter!

No, I haven't stolen from people outside my family, as they generally don't have anything I would want to take...

HYE owns more than 40 pairs of shoes.

menace64 · « **Reply #66 on:** October 16, 2008, 01:03:47 AM »

We'll let's see: 1 pair steel-toed boots, 1 pair running shoes, 1 pair dress shoes, 1 pair combat boots, 6 pair chuck taylors.

Nope. Just 10.

HYE picked somebody else's nose?

lem0nhead · « **Reply #67 on:** October 16, 2008, 02:14:32 AM »

Yes my wifes!

HYE crashed a car.

NappyKorn · « **Reply #68 on:** October 16, 2008, 05:28:35 AM »

Yep, Many.

HYE had hatred towards a politician?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #69 on:** October 16, 2008, 07:00:54 AM »

Um, No.

HYE arrested.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #70 on:** October 16, 2008, 07:56:32 AM »

Been arrested or arrested someone?

I haven't done either.

HYE smoked a cigarette before you turned 18?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #71 on:** October 16, 2008, 10:47:12 AM »

no...

HYE realized that your political party is full of bigoted idiots?

FM · « **Reply #72 on:** October 16, 2008, 12:47:34 PM »

They all are.

HYE wondered what it'd be like if Lord of the Rings had never been written?

Elf_Lvr · « **Reply #73 on:** October 16, 2008, 06:48:16 PM »

No. The world just couldn't operate like that. Life as we know it would end.

HYE been drunk?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #74 on:** October 16, 2008, 07:16:19 PM »

Heee, Hic, Heee, Hic**. NO I have NEVER been drunk.

HYE kissed a girl that was not related to you. ( Plese let NBarden answer this one.

)

FM · « **Reply #75 on:** October 16, 2008, 09:52:43 PM »

Well, then, might want to define "kissing" first.

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #76 on:** October 18, 2008, 06:43:19 AM »

Kissing: A interaction between to lips of the opposite sex.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #77 on:** October 23, 2008, 01:15:46 PM »

Ahem. Garrison, I have a feeling our good mod was being sarcastic.

Lurtzy act your age, he really doesn't need any encouragement, he's only 13.
Anyway, back to your question. No, I haven't kissed anyone outside my family, only mom and dad and grandparents.

HYE gotten a ticket for speeding?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #78 on:** October 23, 2008, 01:22:53 PM »

No, they haven't caught me yet!

HYE enjoyed Dora the Explorer?

NappyKorn · « **Reply #79 on:** October 23, 2008, 01:27:22 PM »

NO, but sadly both my children love it.

HYE been the victim of the infamous whoopie cushion?

macheteman · « **Reply #80 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:25:01 PM »

not that i recall. some one tried to use one of the electronic ones on me, but it failed. nobody thought it was me, and it sounded to electric-ish.

HYE run 5 miles straight?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #81 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:26:39 PM »

Yeah, nothing too fancy.

HYE been on national TV for longer than MR. Lurtzy has?

macheteman · « **Reply #82 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:34:50 PM »

no. i was going to be on TV once, and then i got sick. so ends my fame. i have starred in a couple movies... lol... Q for Quincy

HYE made a movie.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #83 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:37:18 PM »

Yes, a lego stop-motion a few years back. With added gore.

HYE experienced a life-threating situation?

macheteman · « **Reply #84 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:48:26 PM »

maybe a few almost car accidents. or the waterspout be had to outrun in a charter boat. but none really life-threatening.

HYE written a song.

Centurion · « **Reply #85 on:** October 23, 2008, 06:56:13 PM »

No but I have spent hours working on a lousy poem that I never finished and cannot find to this day.

HYE attempted to ride an Irish Wolf Hound

(Obscenely large dog)

macheteman · « **Reply #86 on:** October 24, 2008, 05:46:25 AM »

no...no i haven't...

HYE eaten horse flesh?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #87 on:** October 24, 2008, 06:07:46 AM »

Only when I was really hungry- wait, why am I telling you this ?

HYE eaten venison (deer meat)?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #88 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:05:28 AM »

yer...got some in the freezer right now, young friend killed one and his family gave us some.

ever eaten...tapioca pudding?

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #89 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:19:29 AM »

Many times, though not when I was younger. My parents had me convinced it had fish eggs in it back then.

HYE eaten caviar?

Centurion · « **Reply #90 on:** October 24, 2008, 12:24:02 PM »

No I don't even know what it is

HYE said one thing and meant another and made somebody mad because of it.

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #91 on:** October 24, 2008, 04:39:25 PM »

Yeah, done it many times.

HYE ripped up a Lord of the Rings card because you had to many.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #92 on:** October 24, 2008, 05:11:51 PM »

No, the more, the merrier.

HYE fallen out of a tree?

macheteman · « **Reply #93 on:** October 27, 2008, 02:40:37 PM »

oh, gosh, hmmm.... that's a toughie. i was never very good at climbing trees so i had less opportunity to fall out of them, but probably.

HYE made a sick metal face with the claw (or orb)

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #94 on:** October 27, 2008, 04:30:05 PM »

No.

HYE played a LOTR TCG game and realized that you would have won had you moved on?

TheJord · « **Reply #95 on:** October 27, 2008, 04:34:10 PM »

Too many times

HYE broken a bone?

Centurion · « **Reply #96 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:05:09 PM »

No I have never been graced with such an occurrence (sarcastically speaking of course)

HYE jumped off something really high with a bed sheet parachute (my father did once didn't go well for him)

Gate Troll · « **Reply #97 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:24:35 PM »

No I haven't. I didn't know your dad did that...

HYE hurt someone badly?

FM · « **Reply #98 on:** October 27, 2008, 05:41:20 PM »

Yes, both physically and emotionally, and I'm not proud of either.

HYE been hurt badly by someone?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #99 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:34:04 AM »

Yeah, but I don't like to mention it.

HYE wondered what you'd do during the day without this site?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #100 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:46:25 AM »

School.

HYE blown something up?

macheteman · « **Reply #101 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:37:25 PM »

lol, yes, who hasn't!???

HYE worked at a coffee shoppe.

Centurion · « **Reply #102 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:38:44 PM »

Nope but I had a cousin who did.

HYE done some thing stupid

macheteman · « **Reply #103 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:44:25 PM »

absolutely

HYE not done something stupid?

Centurion · « **Reply #104 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:50:58 PM »

No..... just kidding yes of course you don't rise to the rank of Centurion without having an occasional good idea

HYE been randomly attacked by a chipmunk

(Grandfather did funny story)

NappyKorn · « **Reply #105 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:54:22 PM »

No, but I was bite by a hamster once.

HYE enjoyed watching the mighty morphin power rangers?

Centurion · « **Reply #106 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:59:43 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! please say not that name!

HYE hated a TV show so passionately that you have thoughts of suicide every time it is mentioned

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #107 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:06:00 PM »

Probably makes me a traitor to people 20-30 everywhere, but I HATE all the Heroes hype. The whole "save the cheerleader, save the world" campaign REALLY turned me off to that show. I laughed every time I heard it and loathed it at the same time.

HYE saved a cheerleader (or the world, for that matter)?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #108 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:06:43 PM »

Not really.

HYE used real explosives before?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #109 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:12:08 PM »

I wish.

HYE spilled water in a very embarrasing place.

macheteman · « **Reply #110 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:13:49 PM »

yes and soup witch is weirder.

HYE wished you were macheteman? (of course, everyone does!)

Centurion · « **Reply #111 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:55:50 PM »

No I'm so sorry but I can't say I wished I was you because I've never been you so I don't know what I'm missing

HYE died

macheteman · « **Reply #112 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:30:11 PM »

absolutely. i reincarnated as a wallaby.

HYE been a wallaby?

Elf_Lvr · « **Reply #113 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:53:14 PM »

I can't say I have.

HYE gone on a church (or otherwise religious) retreat?

FM · « **Reply #114 on:** October 29, 2008, 04:56:54 AM »

Hum... kind of?

HYE switched religions?

macheteman · « **Reply #115 on:** October 29, 2008, 10:12:18 AM »

yes. i used to worship myself, and now i try to worship Jesus.

HYE voted.

FM · « **Reply #116 on:** October 29, 2008, 11:40:21 AM »

It's mandatory here, actually.

HYE been in the army?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #117 on:** October 29, 2008, 11:54:33 AM »

Hehe.

HYE fallen off a boat into the ocean?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #118 on:** October 29, 2008, 11:55:40 AM »

I wish.

HYE gone bungi jumping?

macheteman · « **Reply #119 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:08:38 PM »

no.

HYE kissed a fish

AgentDrake · « **Reply #120 on:** October 29, 2008, 04:29:18 PM »

Well...

Um...

Wait, it's against the rules to lie, isn't it?
In that case, no.

HYE eaten calamari?

macheteman · « **Reply #121 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:32:08 PM »

yeah

HYE puked your guts out?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #122 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:38:34 PM »

yeah..well no, not literally I guess.
and I'm curious, is that question and answer mutually related? lol

Have you ever kissed a cat?

macheteman · « **Reply #123 on:** October 29, 2008, 07:48:00 PM »

hmmm, probably. i know i kissed a dog.

HYE used skype?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #124 on:** October 29, 2008, 08:00:20 PM »

Naw.

HYE lit your eyeball on fire?

macheteman · « **Reply #125 on:** October 29, 2008, 08:03:16 PM »

no, i imagine that would be painful...

HYE eaten chalk?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #126 on:** October 30, 2008, 09:23:20 AM »

Aaugh, Haack, Caaw. No, of course nAUUHT!

HYE eaten pet food? (hamster food, dog food, cat food etc)

leokula · « **Reply #127 on:** October 30, 2008, 10:33:44 AM »

Curious that you ask, cause just yesterday i was looking at me and my girl's cat food and wondering what it tasted like... but no, haven't tried yet

HYE watched all 6 SW movies in one day? one after the other?

Ulmo · « **Reply #128 on:** October 30, 2008, 11:33:07 AM »

No, but I did sit through the first 6 Star Trek movies in one day at the cinema from 6am to 6pm.

HYE shaved while driving to work?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #129 on:** October 30, 2008, 01:26:24 PM »

Yeah and I almost got in an accident.

HYE carpetted your ceiling?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #130 on:** October 30, 2008, 01:55:28 PM »

I possess neither the money, time, or insane urge to do such, so, no.

HYE pondered life, the universe, and everything?

macheteman · « **Reply #131 on:** October 30, 2008, 03:08:49 PM »

more or less.

HYE played TPBM until you couldn't even think.

Centurion · « **Reply #132 on:** October 30, 2008, 04:44:53 PM »

Nope I cant say I have say I have.

HYE pondered the answer to life the universe and everything

Gate Troll · « **Reply #133 on:** October 30, 2008, 04:45:42 PM »

Yes. I got the number 42.

HYE killed something bigger than a mouse?

Centurion · « **Reply #134 on:** October 30, 2008, 04:48:05 PM »

nope just bugs and this toad I ran over with the lawnmower.

HYE wished you were a riding lawnmower

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #135 on:** November 05, 2008, 02:26:41 PM »

No, but I often mow with one.

HYE wished that Decipher had kept printing LOTR cards?

macheteman · « **Reply #136 on:** November 05, 2008, 03:03:54 PM »

yeah, that would have been cool.

HYE written an essay about how beef jerky has changed the world?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #137 on:** November 05, 2008, 08:18:38 PM »

Well perhaps on the lack of impact...

HYE jumped out of a plane?

macheteman · « **Reply #138 on:** November 05, 2008, 08:33:35 PM »

um... nope. i almost thought i did, but i think its just Band of Brothers running though my mind. good series.

HYE run up and down the street banging pots and yelling "Bring out your dead"

Shieldmaiden · « **Reply #139 on:** November 06, 2008, 12:48:51 AM »

No, but that would have been fun to do last night (Guy Fawkes Night

)!

HYE eatten chocolate with cheese?

macheteman · « **Reply #140 on:** November 06, 2008, 06:56:57 AM »

um, yuck!

HYE tried to breakdance?

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #141 on:** November 06, 2008, 08:35:29 AM »

no.

HYE taken pre calc?

macheteman · « **Reply #142 on:** November 06, 2008, 09:16:02 AM »

yes.

HYE cut someone with a machete?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #143 on:** November 06, 2008, 09:50:22 AM »

No, but I gouged a hole in the ceiling of my brother's room with a replica American Civil
War sword....

HYE eaten raw meat (that includes fish and stuff like that....)

macheteman · « **Reply #144 on:** November 06, 2008, 10:55:05 AM »

hmm, yes, at a sushi restaurant once. blech.

TPBM loves blue crabs.

Gate Troll · « **Reply #145 on:** November 06, 2008, 12:03:53 PM »

This is not the TPBM game.

In answer to your question, no.

HYE broken a bone?

macheteman · « **Reply #146 on:** November 06, 2008, 03:29:41 PM »

no.

HYE thought this was the TPBM game?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #147 on:** November 06, 2008, 03:39:29 PM »

No, I haven't

HYE had to have a permanent tooth removed?

TheJord · « **Reply #148 on:** November 06, 2008, 03:54:29 PM »

When I had braces. Dentist said I had too many teeth and my mouth was too small. Parents laughed for ages.

HYE wanted to beat up a rude customer?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #149 on:** November 06, 2008, 04:07:13 PM »

Npt really.

HYE wondered when this will stop?

macheteman · « **Reply #150 on:** November 06, 2008, 06:51:11 PM »

no,

HYE thought you were really Hot. or should i say: Hawt

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #151 on:** November 06, 2008, 06:55:15 PM »

Silly, silly. I don't think, I know.

TPBM is too funny to sleep.

macheteman · « **Reply #152 on:** November 06, 2008, 07:04:48 PM »

this isn't the TPBM game!!! lol, i know how it is. but yes, i am too funny to sleep.

HYE eaten corned beef?

Centurion · « **Reply #153 on:** November 08, 2008, 04:47:13 AM »

yeah I kinda liked it, meaning it wasn't that bad.

HYE jumped off a cliff because everyone else did.

macheteman · « **Reply #154 on:** November 08, 2008, 05:06:11 AM »

proverbially...

HYE worked a day in your life?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #155 on:** November 14, 2008, 05:45:14 AM »

Yes. It was the worst day of my life.

HYE fallen off of a building?

Anonymous Prodigy · « **Reply #156 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:10:30 AM »

A building, no. Various other elevated objects, yes.

Have you ever stayed awake for 36 consecutive hours?

macheteman · « **Reply #157 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:13:23 AM »

i believe so. yes.

HYE read the cursing debate in the old CC forums. (that think had me cracking up

)

Gate Troll · « **Reply #158 on:** November 15, 2008, 09:05:58 AM »

Yes. The new-fangled curse blocker kinda makes that obsolete though.

HYE gone back through the CC archives for hours on end?

GarrisonofGondor · « **Reply #159 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:16:34 PM »

No.

HYE wanted to go bungi jumping?

Anonymous Prodigy · « **Reply #160 on:** November 15, 2008, 05:30:51 PM »

Most definitely.

HYE wrecked a car?

macheteman · « **Reply #161 on:** November 16, 2008, 05:34:18 AM »

NO. i ALMOST have about 6 times. but never have i.

HYE driven in rain so bad you couldn't see ANYTHING... AT ALL!!!

FM · « **Reply #162 on:** November 16, 2008, 01:22:21 PM »

Every single time I hit the highway I get caught in terrible rains, like today.

HYE spun due to swerving on a wet road?

menace64 · « **Reply #163 on:** November 16, 2008, 08:10:26 PM »

No, but I did a 360 last winter on an icy road. That was a lot of fun.

HYE swallowed a balloon?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #164 on:** November 16, 2008, 08:13:28 PM »

Yes sir.

HYE combed you hair?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #165 on:** November 16, 2008, 09:27:39 PM »

Yeah.

HYE wondered why Lurtzy has Master Chief as his avatar, instead of Lurtz?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #166 on:** November 16, 2008, 10:26:47 PM »

Because I'm beautiful.

HYE done so?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #167 on:** November 17, 2008, 05:50:24 AM »

Yes. (I have no clue what he's talking about)

HYE wondered why Lurtzy professes to be 504?

macheteman · « **Reply #168 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:49:09 AM »

no, it's obvious. he's 504 years old...

HYE been to Cozy Town Maryland?

Centurion · « **Reply #169 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:16:08 AM »

No but I live in somewhere in Maryland

HYE leapt into an embarrassing position before.

Anonymous Prodigy · « **Reply #170 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:20:06 AM »

Not that I recall.

HYE placed a bet on anything for more than $20?

macheteman · « **Reply #171 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:23:29 AM »

on Ebay...

TPBM likes poker!

Gate Troll · « **Reply #172 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:25:04 AM »

Yes. Especially Blackjack.

Oh, and you said 'TPBM' again.

HYE said 'TPBM' on this thread instead of 'HYE'?

macheteman · « **Reply #173 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:30:38 AM »

yes.

HYE eaten a wolf!

Gate Troll · « **Reply #174 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:33:03 AM »

No. That would be cannibalism. (see my avatar).

HYE punched somebody?

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #175 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:44:12 AM »

when I was younger too often. I was defending all my friends, because I cared about them...let them know in the wrong way though

HYE been in a weird -though honest- relation that was frowned upon by others?

macheteman · « **Reply #176 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:56:00 AM »

well, that's a confusing question. i don't think so. i have had plenty of weird relationships, but i don't think they were frowned upon by others.

HYE signed a petition to end woman's suffrage?

Centurion · « **Reply #177 on:** November 19, 2008, 11:57:00 AM »

Nope

HYE started to think that a dog you happen to know might actually be somewhat intelligent and then watch run into a tree or something and changed your mind completely.

menace64 · « **Reply #178 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:07:26 PM »

Actually, that's how a dog owned by a friend of mine died some years back. He was out running around and *smack* ran right into the trunk of a tree, broke his neck, and was dead on the spot.

HYE been hit in the face with a baseball bat?

macheteman · « **Reply #179 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:09:33 PM »

baseballs... tons of times. i generally try to avoid the bats...

HYE bought plaid shorts?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #180 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:14:51 PM »

Yes. I have plaid pants as well.

HYE puked on somebody?

menace64 · « **Reply #181 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:19:39 PM »

No, but I almost did at work a few weeks ago. I turned to face a coworker and suddenly burped as I opened my mouth to say something to him. Some, uh... vomit... came up. I managed to shut my mouth really quick and went to the trash can nearby and cleaned myself out.

All the while he stared at me confused. I came back over to him and pointed to the trash can behind me. "I just threw up. Almost all over you." He laughed, I laughed, and then I found five dollars.

HYE eaten dirt?

macheteman · « **Reply #182 on:** November 19, 2008, 04:55:25 PM »

i'm sure at some point. but i never made a full blown meal of it.

HYE worked for more than $20 an hour?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #183 on:** November 20, 2008, 07:15:51 PM »

Yeah.

HYE used a computer?

Centurion · « **Reply #184 on:** November 20, 2008, 07:21:31 PM »

Um how can you say no to this question without making something of an Oxymoron. Yes I suppose I have.

HYE Had Indian food

macheteman · « **Reply #185 on:** November 20, 2008, 07:58:02 PM »

yes, i believe i have.

HYE, heard anything about infant foster care?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #186 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:54:58 PM »

Not a word.

HYE seen the absolutely horrendous movie 100,000,000 BC?

macheteman · « **Reply #187 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:54:27 PM »

it's 10,000 bc, and no, i haven't. i heard the only good thing in it was the special effects. monsters and animals and stuff. any movie is lame if it doesn't have good plot and character.

HYE seen Joe Versus the Volcano?

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #188 on:** November 23, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »

No no no. There is a movie called 100,000,000 BC. The trailer is here

As for the question I have seen it.

HYE been to the moon?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #189 on:** November 23, 2008, 01:59:24 PM »

And you have? Of course not.

HYE wondered why the answers to MR. Lurtzy's questions are always goofy/impossible?

macheteman · « **Reply #190 on:** November 23, 2008, 03:36:12 PM »

my sincere apologies Lurtzy...

GT: no.

HYE played a djembe?

AgentDrake · « **Reply #191 on:** November 29, 2008, 03:04:15 PM »

Quote from: macheteman on November 23, 2008, 03:36:12 PM

my sincere apologies Lurtzy...

GT: no.

ROFL

No, I haven't.

HYE stabbed someone with a pencil?

macheteman · « **Reply #192 on:** November 29, 2008, 03:30:56 PM »

just go watch Q for Quincy...

HYE fought someone with a machete?

Gate Troll · « **Reply #193 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:22:15 PM »

No.

HYE killed a squirrel? I have.

Anonymous Prodigy · « **Reply #194 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:24:52 PM »

Yes.

Have you ever listened to the Killers?

macheteman · « **Reply #195 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:55:25 PM »

i... don't think so...

TPBM loves Apocaliptica

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #196 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:43:57 PM »

This T'isn't the tpbm game

But, anways... no.

HYE screeched in a library?

macheteman · « **Reply #197 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:50:50 PM »

well, i was reading the book: Three Men in a Boat (funniest book ever written) and i was laughing so hard that i had to stop because i was laughing so loud.

HYE (i got it right this time!!!) read Three Men in a Boat (if you answer "no" please explain why you haven't, because it is one of the best books ever written!!!)

Centurion · « **Reply #198 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:23:42 AM »

No, because I've never heard of it

HYE Accidentally Bitten someone (My younger brother has, an interesting story to say the least)

Celebrimbor · « **Reply #199 on:** December 10, 2008, 06:06:41 AM »

I have never *accidently bit* someone.

HYE has druggies in his (her) neighborhood