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[Elendil!Urukfear]

MUAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEE HARHARHARHARHAGCCKKHAGCCKKHAG CCKK
COUGH! COUGH! AHEM! ATTENTION!
K THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA WORK. YOU PEOPLE IS GONNA GIVE ME SOME STUPID STUFF YA HEAR!?!?!
WELL YA BETTER, OTHAWISE WE GOTTA STUPID DEAF PERSON HERE AND WHO NEEDS THAT?
ANYWAY, I WANT SUPREME STUPID PEOPLE AT THE FRONT MARKS
AND HUP TWO THREE HUP TWO THREE
K NOW WE GONNA HAVE THE GIGGLERS AT THE BACK, YOU PEOPLE BETTER HAVE GOTTEN A ZERO ON THE SANITY TEST OTHAWISE YOUR DEAD!
NEXT ROW'S GONNA BE THE WISEGUYS, THAT WAY THE GIGGLERS AND STUPIDS CAN KEEP AN EYE ON THEM CUZ WE DON'T LIKE THEM DO WE BOYS?
~Resounding Agreement~
KKK
NOW THAT I'VE GOT YA'LL HERE THE REASON YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
OF COURSE NOT CUZ ALL YOU ARE IS A BUNCHA' STUPID GIGGLIN BUNCH
(WE DON'T LET THE WISE GUYS TALK CUZ WE DON'T TRUST THEM)
ANYWAY THE REASON YOU ALL IS HERE IS CUZ I GOT SOMETHIN TO TELL YOU
SO LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!
HERE GOES:



HI...

[SomeRandomDude]

...wow.

[Beregond25]

Hi
Ok so whats supposed to happen here.

[Elendil!Urukfear]

...wow.

Hi
Ok so whats supposed to happen here.

...wow.

Hi
Ok so whats supposed to happen here.

...wow.

Wowowow ya you'se better say dat'.


Berry,
DID YOU NOT READ THE FIRST POST!!!!!!!!!!!
k now we have a deaf and blind person.


Get off my property! BANG! BANG!
Yea that's right you better run

[Beregond25]

Never! I am not a coward like you. So wheres the door? I can't see

[Gate Troll]

MUAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEEHARHARHARHARHAGCCKKHAGCCKKHAGCCKK
COUGH! COUGH! AHEM! ATTENTION!
K THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA WORK. YOU PEOPLE IS GONNA GIVE ME SOME STUPID STUFF YA HEAR!?!?!
WELL YA BETTER, OTHAWISE WE GOTTA STUPID DEAF PERSON HERE AND WHO NEEDS THAT?
ANYWAY, I WANT SUPREME STUPID PEOPLE AT THE FRONT MARKS
AND HUP TWO THREE HUP TWO THREE
K NOW WE GONNA HAVE THE GIGGLERS AT THE BACK, YOU PEOPLE BETTER HAVE GOTTEN A ZERO ON THE SANITY TEST OTHAWISE YOUR DEAD!
NEXT ROW'S GONNA BE THE WISEGUYS, THAT WAY THE GIGGLERS AND STUPIDS CAN KEEP AN EYE ON THEM CUZ WE DON'T LIKE THEM DO WE BOYS?
~Resounding Agreement~
KKK
NOW THAT I'VE GOT YA'LL HERE THE REASON YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
OF COURSE NOT CUZ ALL YOU ARE IS A BUNCHA' STUPID GIGGLIN BUNCH
(WE DON'T LET THE WISE GUYS TALK CUZ WE DON'T TRUST THEM)
ANYWAY THE REASON YOU ALL IS HERE IS CUZ I GOT SOMETHIN TO TELL YOU
SO LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!
HERE GOES:



HI...

As if one topic devoted to insanity isn't enough... 

[Elrohir]

 

[MR. Lurtzy]

You are not alone, Elrohir.

[Elendil!Urukfear]

folks I have news for you.
my late bunny: johnny the third died today.
...I shot him.

[GarrisonofGondor]

WhoA YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAS THAT FUN? I WANT A BUNNY TO SHOT WITH A .12 GAGE MAGNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM 10 FEET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elendil!Urukfear]

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[sickofpalantirs]

    BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight gives a horrible sounding laugh] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman and women of the world... unite. We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...

[Elendil!Urukfear]

   BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight gives a horrible sounding laugh] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman and women of the world... unite. We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...

All of us know the truth of these words. But are all of us wary of the enimies that could be pressing down on our doorstep every day! We need to strengthen our forces we need to tell the truth of everything we hear. We need to be warriors as well as peace-makers.
now i ask you, is there any among you who can't testify to what i'm saying? We have all felt the hurt of a lost friend and I'm sure we have all gained many new ones before that loss. But wasn't the loss so much more mountain-moving than the gain? Doesn't it feel as if the wheels of industry have just stopped? Or begun moving in reverse? Now my fellow owners of the loved i will ask you to do one thing: Go Green! Recycle your ride and make the best of both worlds!
If you are like me you have already lost 12 times over and 12 times again! I must tell you it's not worth it! they may be sooooooo cute! But they always respawn like 100 times and then they all die because of their short life-span.
I hate to ask this of you people but you must do it: SACRIFICE THE BUNNIES! It's not worth watching the same breed of bunnie die every year. The cuteness and fuzziness can not compare to the sorrow of a lost companion. So be true to the kind of bunnieness that we all love and Get A Girlfriend for crying out loud!

[Elendil!Urukfear]

  good show good show
good stuff dat' ish good poetry i say i say!

[Gate Troll]

Muahahahahahahaha!