Let's start this back up. To quote CG exactly:
In case you've never heard of the TPBM (The Poster Beneath Me) game...well, here it is! Basically, I'll start with a statement about the next person who will post (I, of course, have no idea who it will be). Then, whoever posts next in the thread says whether that statement applies to them or not, and then posts another statement. So, for example...
The starting post is "TPBM just ate French Fries".
The next person posts,
"Um...I don't think so...
TPBM pwns every local TCG player."
And so on. Have fun, and keep it clean!
TPBM hates cottage cheese