Durin III: Here at the
Fords of Isen, I'm especially glad I'm carrying all this stuff.
Sauron: Ha! You will never defeat the massive elite squad I'm sending against you, including all 13 Nazgul!
Durin III: Uh oh...wait, 13 Nazgul?
Hobbiton Farmer: *puffing on some pipeweed" Hey, Durin, look at all those fierce minions out there! See them out there, looking so smug? Just what gives them the right to attack twice in one site?
Durin III: Nothing!
Hobbiton Farmer: I said, what gives them the right to attack twice in one site?
Durin III: Absolutely...NOTHING!!! YAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *obliterates all his attackers*
Meanwhile...
Random other minion: Give it up, Ring-bearer, you're outnumbered 2488 to 1!
Frodo: Oh, yeah, well I just finished reading a tale about how I destroyed the Ring!
Minion: But you haven't destroyed the Ring yet.
Frodo: So what, it's still a great tale. Gonna do anything about it?
Minon: *checks his hand* Uh...no. But we still have our hundreds of damage bonuses! YAHH!
Frodo: Oof...I think you wounded me there.
Minion: Wait! How did you survive?
Frodo: Mythril. Sure is some tough stuff, isn't it?