Why would anyone want Elrond on them?
Perhaps if you are a huge fan of Mr Smith in the Matrix.
there's a lotr parody I saw about 3 days ago where they make fun of this fact. Like the scene in Rivendell, where Frodo lies in his bed, and then ask Gandalf:
Frodo: "So, what's important at all?"
Gandalf: "According to the doctrines of El Bond (Elrond), only Afro (hairstyle)"
El Bond (walking in the room): "And the Matrix, Mr. Anderson!"
another one is Gandalf and El Bond discussing about Saruman:
Gandalf: "What time is it?"
El Bond: "What the heck? We're talking about serious stuff and you ask me what time it is?"
Gandalf: "Yes. What time is it?"
El Bond: "That was a déjà-vu. I feel an error in the Matrix.."
Just my thoughts to that observation. Matrix 1 was a great movie, the other two were really, really bad though.