i am here
yet another arrest
are you not
getting tired
well well
it seems that
... At this point, the entire police force burst into the locked computer lab where AgentDrake was busily typing away his latest threats against society while eating a nice chocolate cake with mint icing.
In the ensuing struggle, AgentDrake whipped out a gun, and the cops were saved only by the quick thinking of sickofpalantirs who stabbed AgentDrake to death with his own plastic fork, hastily grabbed from where it still lay, half-sunk into a bite of cake.
Later analysis confirmed that the cake was indeed stolen.
(That, of course, explained what happened to that missing slice from Shieldmaiden's birthday....)
Afterwards, the following paper was found on Drake's dead, cake-and-blood covered corpse:
In the event of my discovery, an open letter to my "comrades":
It seems you know who I am. Well, well. what gave me away? Was it the cake crumbs on my uniform? I certainly hope not. It took me long enough to get the thing dry-cleaned every morning.
Ironfoot had it figured out. I made good on my vow as Incog last time to kill him first, and just in time, it seems.
Here's your record:
HawkeyeSPF - protected
GarrisonofGondor - protected
Shieldmaiden - protected
DainIronfoot - drowned; Kralik was on to something with that grammar. The victim wouldn't need cement shoes. With feet as heavy as DainIronfoot's, cement wouldn't be necessary.
meance64 - protected
Kralik arrested - 1 mark against MRLurtzy
Ulmo - protected
Gillian - protected
Felipe Musco arrested - 1 mark against Ulmo
HawkeyeSPF - slain; The Marvel Comics character Hawkeye begins his career as a villain, then becomes a hero. He is a member of the Avengers and the non-group called the Defenders. He wears a purple costume, while the very similar DC comics character Green Arrow wears a green costume.
Hobbit_Pizza - protected
Identity clues:
DainIronfoot's corpse was surrounded by ducks and geese... a drake is a male duck.
Along those lines, ducks... drakes... migrate. Which hemisphere they're in at the moment is beside the point.
"Eh" Yep; I've been in Canada twice in the recent past.
"to everyone i meet / i stay a stranger" The lines "To everyone he meets / he stays a stranger" are from the song "Secret Agent." Incidentally, the main character of the show from which the song originated is an agent named Drake. As I have said in the past, hence my username.
But believe me,
I am still alive.
I'm doing science, and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
And when you're dying, I will be still alive.
And when you're dead, I will be still alive.
Still alive....
And as they read the last lines, AgentDrake's dead corpse was dropped into the dirt and buried.

Yeah, I'm morbid right now.
I hereby award sickofpalantirs with the prestigious "Cop of the Day" award for saving his comrades by killing me with a fork. good luck explaining that one to the chief.
There you go, guys. The position of Incognito is now open for the first person to PM me (as Drake. I'm not gonna log in as Incog anymore, so it won't do you any good to PM the dead guy....)