I claim delayed right to post here. I was up until 1:30 last night, thanks to my roommate, who has no interest in speaking to anyone until 1 am, and then he wants to discuss philosophy while he's lying in bed. AAARRRRGH!!!!
Anyway, Dain, to answer your question, the logical result of the above series of arguments is that caffeine is sacred.
Caffeine destroys Society.
Society destroys Freedom.
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings (and therefore should not be destroyed.)
Caffeine, therefore, destroys the enemy of freedom.
Caffeine, therefore, is a sacred weapon for the protection of all sentient beings.